Anything that is underlined, (such as this), is C.C's friend Ami. I have hacked into her account, and she will NOT delete any of this. And no, I am not fictional Ami from LTBR.

Nicknames: C.C, Sugar high-spazzy-candy obsessed-freak (With love from Ami), Spaz, Nerdy whore (More love from Ami)

Location: You do not need to know my location.

Likes: Rent, Anthony Rapp (GOD DAMMIT YOU FANGIRL!), Mark's scarf, Mark's Sweater, music.

Dislikes: Loud noises, Sasuke, bad reviews (There's your warning people!), and many MANY other things.

Anime/Manga: Naruto, Chobits, Blood Plus,

About Me: I enjoy being the center of attention, I have a tendency to have multiple personalitys ( Bi-polar much?). I take the longest time to update because I fail at life. Oh, and for fun I try to spell things with my skittles, then realize that 'ssss' isn't and word and end up being all emo. ...I have no comment.

Ami- (with black hair and darker blue eyes)

Ami(in Forest of Death, Chapter 7. Fight against Oro )-

Audrey- (with dirty blonde hair and hazel green eyes)

MAH RANDOM QUOTES!(And conversations)

--"You need to start acting your age."(friend)

"Well, the thing is, I can't."(me)

"Why not?"

"...I forgot what my age was.."

"This is the result of you not acting your age." -my friend and I

--"Y'know what? Screw you, that's what."-my friend

--"The hell is this?"(friend)

"That's lunch."(me)

"No, y'know what this is? This is a pile of crap."

"Isn't that what I said?"-my friend and I

--"Screw this, I'm going home!"(me)

"The schoolday's over, you have to go home."(my teacher XD)

"Oh..well then screw that, I'm staying here!"- my math teacher and I

-- "I have two words of advice for you. Listen carefully, because I'm not going to repeat myself. -clears throat- Go. Die."-my friend

--"OH MY GOD!!! I just realized something!!!" (stalker friend)

"I know I'm going to regret this..What?" (me)

"Ok, ok. I just realized, that our science teahcer is out of her fucking mind!"

"...IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG TO REALIZE THAT?!"-my creepy stalker friend and I

-- "PUT MY GPS BACK IN ENGLISH DAMMIT!"-- C.C's Loving mother!

NOW PREPARE FOR THE ALMIGHTY COPY AND PASTE THINGS!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

MYFRIENDSAREBETTERTHANYOURS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

Earth is like a frog - when it jumps in to boiling water it gets out by himself knowing it isn't safe. But when it jumps in to cold water and us humans start boiling it, he stays there. We have to protect our world from Global Warming. If you're one of those who cares about our planets safety, write your penname and copy this onto your profile: Kwasy Girls at work, Amaterasu Haruno, Kakashi and BB's Worst Nightmare Hikaru no Yuki-Chan, NorthernLights25, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me"

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia"

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

"Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door."

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this
into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, TrinityFire13Guardian137, NorthernLights25, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

Pairings I LOVE

Sasuke and Sakura This is the best pairing in the history of anime! They complete each other. The happy one and the sad one.Plus Sakura is the only one who likes Sasuke for who he really is. Not for which clan he belongs too, or how powerful he is, or how hot he is. No she likes him for being him.

Neji and Tenten Can you see Neji with anyone else?! NO! I love this pairing!

Pairings that are OK

Hinata and Kiba This is cute. I like it.

Temari and Shikamaru It's like Ino and Shikamaru it just works.

Sakura and Itachi I know this will never happen. But I've read some really good stories and now I'm hooked. It's my guilty pleasure!

Pairings I HATE

Sasuke and Karin. I hate Karin. End of story.

Sasuke and Ino. Sasuke never pays attention to Ino. He hates her, so why would he be with her?

Sakura and Lee. Three words. Pink. Bowl. Cuts. If you can deal with that image in your head, you must like the pairing.

Hinata and Neji. THEY ARE COUSINS!!!!

I think that covers it! Thanks for reading this! If you did read it... If you did you get one of my browinies!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that yougurt is not meant to be eaten with a spoon but with your mouth copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Mickey mouse and his friends seriously went to a bar then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx, widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you like sasusaku, naruhina, shikaino, and nejiten copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: widgetofdoom666, xXFallenCherryBlossomXx

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', Temari from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile

you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you support ShikaIno, copy and paste this into your profile.

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

NOW FOR A BRILLIANT MATH LESSON...

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98 percent
and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96 percent

but
A-T-T-I -T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103 percent

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118 percent

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and the ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

~
('v') “ “
This is Chicken.
Chicken is the leader of the Evil Chicken Army.
Join the Evil Chicken Army cult via e-mail, PM, livejournal, or telepathy.

( ). .( ) (-"-"-)
This is Gerbil.
He may look harmless, but he’s actually a Killer Gerbil.
The gerbil is a minion of the Evil Chicken Army cult.

(\ /) c('')('')

This is Bunny.
Bunny is the patron saint of the Evil Chicken Army cult.
Worship the bunny to help us gain world domination.

(. .) @@
AND,
in conclusion,
Funky Skater Guy...

(oo) " "
...and Little Owl Dude
...have nothing to do with the Evil Chicken Army.
But they’re cute, so that counts, right?

Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, bwuha.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling’s birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it.

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you".

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs.

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny.

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...

Damn...there really was nothing to screw around with here. You people shall see me when I screw around with her chapters. Which C.C knows I will.

Dear God help me please.