Hello! I'm FortuneCookiesAru, otherwise known as Tyra. My favorite anime are OHSHC, Hetalia, D. Gray Man, Sgt. Frog, Gakuen Alice, Soul Eater, Kuroshitsuji, Baka and Test, and Fairy Tail.

I'm also the most amazing person you've ever met. Just kidding.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Loudheart14, MightySwordPen, FortuneCookiesAru,

1) Pick the first anime show that pops into your head...NOW.-

Hetalia

(2) Pick the first character to pop into your head from that show.-

Poland

(3) What would you do if you saw them right now?-

Oh shnap schnizzle it's Poland!

(4) What do you think they would do if you did that?-

He'd take me shopping with him.

(5) How do you respond to this reaction?-

Yay! You're paying!

Write down your 10 favourite Hetalia characters in no particular order then answer the questions!

1. Poland
2. Greece
3. America
4. Russia
5. Romano
6. France
7. Italy
8. England
9. Japan
10. Germany

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

"No, Poland, I don't know where the pink nail polish is."

2 asked you to go out with him?

"Oh snap! Okay, Greece!" :D

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

"America! Get OUT!" "I didn't see anything! Heroes aren't pervs!"

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Russia/ Japan? "Nice knowin' ya, Japan."

5 cooked you dinner?

Romano cooked me dinner? :D Tomato time!

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yay! Italy's my new fratello!"

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Francy-pants. *draws thick eyebrows and other stuff on his face.*

8 got into the hospital somehow?

Oh England.Did you do some magic Panjandrum thing again?

9 made fun of your friends?

Japan? He wouldn't do that.

10 ignored you all the time?

Germany? That's very reasonable.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Poland would probably... use Poland's rule on them and then take me shopping.

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

He's sleep.

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you?

A bomber jacket! And a hamburger.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Russia would carry me out of the house? And um... yeah.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Call me a bastard.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

France would go: "Ohonhonhon! I knew it would happen eventually! Ohonhonhon"

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

"Ve~ It's okay! I'll cheer you up by making some PASTAAA~!"

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

"Would you bloody calm down? It's his loss, dear." Iggy!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

"You will do very well, Tyra-san." and some other stuff.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Germany would yell at me.

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Not really all I've dreamed of. H's a cool guy though!!

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

Giripan? All right!

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

No.

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

Seriously? What's with all the RussiaJapan?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Romano and France? Oh God, never. Ever.

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

France? Not suprising.

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Italy must think I look pretty smexy.

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

Aww, it's okay, England! Maybe you should swing the other way! Like... America."

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

Japanese Bagels? Oh heck yeah!

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

No.

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

He probably doesn't care about Greece. But I do!

10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

A few seconds.

3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?

"Honhonhon~ "

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?

Russia/ Japan/ Italy. Because Japan stopped their marriage because he didn't even want to marry Russia. And he went out with Italy.

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

"SPAAAAAIN! GET OVER HURR! YOUR LITTLE TOMATO IS IN A PINK DRESS!"

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

He would laugh his bloody arse off. Because he's America.

7 got high.

Italy-- high? Crackfic time!

9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him?

When he spills soda all over him! How rude, Japan.

10 starts working at a bar. What would you do?

"Have fun at the bar Germany."

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. How do you react?

"That's not possible, Polish."

1 breaks up with you. Why did he break up with you?

I was never dating Poland.

2 is in love with 4, he confesses. How does 4 respond?

"Kolkolkol. Nyet, I am in love Japan."

3 is a drug addict. What do you do?

"No! Alfred! You cannot have drugs! Bad boy!"

4 kissed 8, what's your reaction?

"Oh snap! RussiaEngland!"

6 kisses your boyfriend. What do you do?

"Go away, France."

7 is missing. Where do you go to look for him?

Wherever there is pastaaaa!

8 needs a tutor. On what subject does he need tutoring?

I dunno. England is pretty smart.

9 wants to be a cheerleader. What do you say?

"Don't do it."

10 hates you. Why?

Because I'm too fabulous for him to handle.

Which Hetalia character are you?

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[ ]You were bullied a lot in your childhood.
[X]You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
]You're very happy-go-lucky.
[X]You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies.
[ ]You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up.
[X]You're a good artist.
[X]You can be clumsy at times.
[X]You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something.
]If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[X]You would surrender in a war situation.
(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt)

[ ]You're very stoic and serious.
[ ]Sausages are your favourite foods.
[ ]You like to walk your dog.
[X]Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ]You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T.
[X]You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules.
]You work very hard.
[X]Your alone time is your 'happy time'.
[ ]You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people.
[X]You've had issues with money once or twice.
(4/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ]You're very mature.
[X ]You think everything over before saying it.
]You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one.
[X]You isolated yourself during childhood.
]You became very successful in a short amount of time.
[X]You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world.
[X]You can seem cold/aloof to other people.
[X]You're good at practical tasks.
[X] You need time to adjust to new people.
(7/10)

The Allied Forces

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[X]You love hamburgers.
[X]You think you're awesome.
[ ]You love to invent things.
[X]You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films.
[ ]You can seem to be very brash to other people.
[X]You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business.
[X]You're terrified of ghosts.
[X]You know aliens exist.
[ ]You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time.
[X]You wear glasses.

(7/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[X]You like tea.
[X]You were quite tough as a kid.
[X]You're very sarcastic and cynical.
[ ]Your cooking is awful.
]You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ]But you refuse to believe in aliens.
]You have tried doing black magic before.
[ ]You get drunk quite easily.
[ ]When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy.
[ ]You're good at embroidery.

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ]You're very affectionate.
[ ]You think you have a great fashion sense.
[ ]You like wine.
[ ]You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears.
[ ]You love red roses.
[ ]When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women.
[X]You're very proud of yourself.
[X]You love culture and the arts.
]You're very flamboyant.
]You say you're a gourmet .
(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[ ]You had a very sad childhood.
[X]You're very tall.
[X]You have a tendency to switch between personalities.
[ ]You wear a scarf all the time.
[X]You love sunflowers.
[ ]You love vodka.
[X]You can seem intimidating to other people.
[ ]You're very strong.
[ ]You have a big nose.
[X]You have a strange laugh that can scare people.
(5/10)

China (Wang Yao)

[ ]You're very mature.
]You're very superstitious.
[X]You're very religious.
[X]You love pandas.
[ ]You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes.
[ ]You love Hello Kitty.
[X]You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ]You work hard.
[X]You're good at drawing.
[X]You like sweets.
(5/10)

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[X]You are very well-raised.
[ ]You're polite.
[ ]You love classical music.
[X]You like cake.
[ ]You have a mole on your face.
[X]You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away.
]You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument.
[ ]You've composed music before.
[X]You tend to call people 'morons'.
[X]You wear glasses.
(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[X]You're often ignored by people.
[X]You look younger than you actually are.
]You love hockey.
[X]You love polar bears.
[X]You hate fighting.
[ ]You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy.
[X]You often get mistaken for someone else.
[X]You feel under-appreciated.
[X]You're bilingual.
[ ]You always carry a bear with you.
(7/10)

Cuba

[ ]You smoke.
[ ]You're very physically strong.
[ ]You've won a lot of fist-fights.
[ ]In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[X]You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics.
[ ]You like hot weather.
[X]You can be very friendly from time to time.
[ ]You look very tough on the outside.
[ ]You make a very nice role-model.
[ ]You don't let people get a word in edgeways.

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizaveta Hédeváry)

]You have a potty-mouth.
]You like to wear flowers in your hair.
]You used to be a very tough kid.
[X]You're very reliable.
[X]It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
]You're very faithful.
[X]Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike.
[X]You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[X]You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next.
]If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.
(5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[X]You're very loyal.
[X]You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together.
[X]You're very serious.
]You have a lot of patience.
[ ]You think too much about philosophical stuff.
[ ]You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc.
[X]You're not very confident.
]You were quite rebellious as a child.
[X]People tend to walk all over you.
[ ]You're a born worrier.
(5/10)

Poland (Feliks Lucasiewocz)

[X]You're very flamboyant.
[X]You're quite hyperactive.
[X]You can be quite goofy.
[X]When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix.
[X]You're very wary of strangers.
[X]It takes you ages to come out of your shell.
[X]However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty.
[X]You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions.
[ ]You love pansies and corn-poppies.
[X]You get up to lots of crazy antics .

(9/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Beillschmidt)

[X]You're quite mean-spirited.
[X]You're a bit of a hooligan.
[X]You're very loyal.
[ ]You're very good at tactics.
[ ]You hate Russia.
[ ]You love to fight people.
[ ]You can avoid marriages quite well.
[X]You're not always taken seriously.
[ ]You like drinking.
[X]You want to become stronger.

(5/10)

Spain (Antonio Fernandez Carriedo)

[X]You are clueless about things around you.
[ ]You favor the taste of fresh tomatoes.
[ ]You're very responsible.
[X]You tend to dramatize over things a lot.
[X]You love churros.
[X]You help people in crisis.
[X]You are quite random.
[X]Somehow, you like bananas.
[X]You often offer food to people.
[ ]You have a sort of unhealthy obsession over a couple of brothers.

(7/10)

South Italy (Lovino Vargas)

[X]You tend to overreact a lot.
[X]You like to order people around.
[X]You're a scaredy-cat.
]You curse a lot.
[X]You go drama depressed when people ignore you.
[X]You tend to blush easily.
[X]You are lazy like hell.
[ ]You love tomatoes a lot.
[X]You fix yourself on stupid matters.
[X]You get defensive at the slightest comment.

(8/10)

Switzerland (Vash Zwingli)

]You stay neutral in thing no matter what
[X]You are reclusive
[X]You seem peaceful, but you'll fight if you have to
]You work hard on things until they're done
[X]You can't get along friendly with other people
[ ]But, you're kind towards siblings
[ ]You're actually quite strong
[ ]You have a lot of money
[X]You seem difficult to get along with, but you're actually kind and caring
[ ]You had a hard past

(4/10)

Korea (Im Yong-Soo)

[X]You care a lot about your family
[X]You love watching movies, and creating things
[ ]You're stronger than you seem
[X]You're a Going-My-Way person
[ ]You love kimchi
[X]You're mysterious, and people can't tell what you're thinking
[ ]You tend to piss off your elders
[ ]You like to claim things as yours
[X]You love games and Internet
[X]You're slightly perverted

(6/10)

Finland (Tino Väinämöinen)

[X]You love Christmas and Santa
[X]You're honest and quiet
[X]You are good at high-tech machinery
[X]You like coming up with weird things
[X]You sense of taste is bad, as people say
[ ]You tend to fight against people who are stronger than you
[X]You let people poke you around for a while, but then you get them back ten times worse
[ ]You love saunas
[X]You're generous, but you also have a scary side as well
[X]For some reason, you have weird naming skills

(8/10)

Sweden (Berwald Oxenstierna)

[X]You don't talk much, and you tend to stay quiet
[ ]You're honest, serious, and love debates
[X]You're actually passionate, but you just don't show it
[X]People think you're scary
[X]You're clever with your hands
[ ]You make weapons with things that people don't imagine
[X]You're clumsy with human relationships
[ ]You tend to go against stronger people
[X]You give up pretty quick
[X]In the inside, you're smiling. On the outside, you're glaring

(7/10)

I'm Poland, Finland, and Romano. :D

YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night
Total: 10

YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/lipstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.
Total: 16

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST smoke weed.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (i do...)
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be a stupid, stuck up whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (but I'm black)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like SLASH or FEMSLASH, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins/
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching bands, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I DON'T GET STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have failed a grade.
I DON'T HAVE ANY BLACK FRIENDS so I MUST be racist.
I get ANGRY easily, so I MUST be violent and always be looking for a fight.
I like NATURAL DISASTERS so I MUST have no heart.
I'm a GIRL so I MUST be a weak, heartless snob.
I like ANIME, so I MUST not have any friends.
I have a crush on someone who doesn't exist, so I MUST not have a good grip on reality.
I'm PROUD of being random, so I MUST have a mental disease.