Elizalla
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Joined 08-15-07, id: 1352985, Profile Updated: 11-23-07
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Spirited Away.

Huh.. Hi! I'm Lizzy, and I love Naruto fan fiction. I think I'm kind of OCD about it but oh well.

It's my fav anime (and the only anime I really know) so ya.

My age doesn't matter, and neither does where I live.

I have brown hair, I'm sort of tan, and I have dark brown eyes.

I have a deviantart account but I don't use it often. Its IcePandagirl.

Fav foods: I'm kind of majorly obsessed with Potato Chips. My fav are Tostito's Restaurant style, but I like other kinds too.

Fav music: I like Sum 41 the most, but F.O.B., Linkin Park, and Plain White Tee's are also good.

A highly possible theory: The Akatsuki are actually a modeling agency. I mean, most of them are pretty sexy.

Quotes: "Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every 6 months" - Oscar Wilde

"It's better to look stupid and keep your mouth closed, then to open it and prove it."

"Sometimes at night I look up at the stars and wonder...where the hell is my ceiling!"

"Sanity is overrated anyway."

"'I love you.' is eight letters. So is 'bullshit'."

"PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"First God made men...but then he had a better idea."

MENstrual pain,MENtal anxiety,MENopause,goddammit, all of our problems start with MEN!" (I don't have a problem with guys, I just thought this was funny. Guys are still cool, and so are man-slaves.)

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Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side.

Best Friends vs. Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents Dad and Mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: comes and visits you in jail
Best Friend: is sitting with you in the jail cell saying "It was totally worth it"

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes them self at home, and is the reason why you have no food.

Friend: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: has you on speed dial.

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff.(But that's okay, you have most of their stuff too.)

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a (very embarrassing) biography on your life story

Friend: would knock on the front door

Best friend: would barge right in and yell, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: you have to tell them not to tell anyone

Best friend: you already know they won't tell

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter

Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their on line buddies

If you are a GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile

If, with no warning, you have laughed during part of a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what your like in another dimension, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, this goes in your profile.

If you have ever been about to say something, and then said something completly different, copy this to your profile.

Your'e just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you!

-"Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!"

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, but just 4 to reach out and slap someone in the face.

-I have a grip on reality, just not this particular one.

-I'm not afraid of death! What's it gonna do? Kill me?

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run, he hates that.

-Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!

-It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, just drink it and get on with life!

Fav Naruto couples: (I don't' like or agree with yaoi or yuri, If you just said "What's your problem?", then this isn't the profile for you. However, if you just said "Amen to that", Then welcome brotha, I've been expecting you.)

Sakura/Gaara (I know lots of people like this one, but I just think its so cute.)

Sakura/Most of Akatsuki (Heck, I don't even mind Kisame/Sakura, maybe not Zetsu, though)

Naruto/Hinata (classic)

Sakura/Tobi (rare, but not unheard of. My fav story on them is called 'Pretty Flower', check it out.

Neji/Tenten (I used to not like this pair, but after reading some fanfics, i'I've changed me mind.)

So-So couples:

Kiba/Hinata (Kwaii! so cute! But she loves Naruto )

Couples I don't like:

Sasuke/Sakura (He so doesn't deserve her after leaving the village like that)

Neji/Hinata (They're cousins! Frikin Incest!)

Gaara/Lee (Gag)

Lee/Gai (No comment)

I hope my stories are good, but mostly I want reviews. I don't care if you hate my story as long as you review.

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Special Delivery by kaotic312 reviews
Three very young children, three hapless shinobi. Kotetsu, Izumo and Genma have to survive the invasion into their lives. They're not faring so well ... No Yaoi and T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,289 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Contradicted by HauntedAngel reviews
I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,759 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 2,197 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Dying gift of a demon and the rage of a new power by SpongeHerBob reviews
Akatski attacks minutes after sasuke shows, the battle is on and people are dying, sakura feels useless but get a aparting gift from a friend in their dying moments...sakura rages, now she wants to kill sasuke and joins akatsukiItaSaku, implied NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 52,181 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Dusk by meandedwardforever reviews
If you have a better idea for a title please let me know! He snapped his phone shut, and I took that advantage to get my answers. EEdward! What's wrong! I was frightened, something was wrong. Give it a chance please! Thanks
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007
Accidental Aftermath by purpleeyednekoyoukai reviews
One day Neji snaps and Tenten ends up in the hospital because of it. He vows to stay away from her for her own safety but when Sakura, Hinata, Ino and Temari are dragged into the drama, things get messy. What does this have to do with Konoha's future?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
On A Mission by LavaCookie13 reviews
Sakura tries to start a new life so she leaves Konoha, but is kidnapped by the Akatsuki and is made an offer she cant refuse. who will she choose The Akatsuki or Konoha? will her decision become even harder when old friends cross her path? RATING PUT UP!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,975 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The Eccentric Files by Ren and Missa reviews
When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 71,190 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,899 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Way You Help Me by katiesquilts reviews
Chihiro's gotten use to her new life, and is surprised when Haku suddenly shows up. She must help Haku with a problem at the bath house, and this experience can only bring them closer. ChihiroxHaku !complete!
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,860 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
1000 Cranes by everlasting.rainbow reviews
One thousand cranes is supposed to make a wish come true...[ONESHOT] nejiten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Plans Change by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel of Plans for a Seduction. Hana is in search of a mate. Warning, now M for language, situations, and lemons. HanaxGaara with KibaxIno ShikaxTem ShinoxHinata KankxSakura and BakixOC, oh and a smidgen of ShizunexGenma too. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 197,701 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hana I., Gaara - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,666 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
Is Anyone There? by Sykoe AnimeCrasherz reviews
Hinata and Naruto have been steady for months, but he breaks her trust at the worst of times. Is there anyone to help her or is she really alone? [eventual sasuhina]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Hinata H.
If Only by Screening kills reviews
NejiTen Tenten centered. Neji and I had been dating for over a year and now he breaks up with me for the medic nin in our ANBU squad, Sakura... ON HOLD ...possible OOCness. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,198 - Follows: 539 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
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Promises reviews
Chihiro loved walking through the garden. She turned the corner to get to her favorite rock, and screamed. Loud. Rated T to be safe, and for upcoming potty mouths. KohakuxChihiro. R&R plz
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Where I've been reviews
This is a simple story. Gaara and Sakura meet when they are little, and become penpals and close friends. They meet later during the Chunnin exams, and figure out quickly that they are more then just good friends. Rated T for now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
Oh No,Another High school story reviews
Naruto and company go to highschool. They're all sophomores. Watch them get wrapped up in homework, Love intrest, and most importantly,.... Potato chips?Pairs:InoKiba Sakura? HinataNaruto ShikaTema TentenNeji. so far
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2007 - Published: 8/19/2007
The Real Akatsuki reviews
Sakura joins what she thought was the scariest orginazation ever. What she learns, is that they are all in all a group of teenage guys. She doesn't realize it, but she soon falls for a specific member. I know it's a bad summary, but the story sounds bette
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Sakura H.