Hey what's up? My name is Cassidy "Dormouse/ Ranebow" Hardy, "I am a racist, I hate gingers... and mud-bloods, I despise Griffindor house and everyone in it, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents. Would you like to be my friend?"

Sorry I had to put that in here. My life revolves around Writing, Drawing, Singing, Acting, Dancing; Alice in Wonderland, AVPM, Glee, and a certain Glee Fanfiction called Dalton.

I'm a freshman, whaddup, and I live in NJ.

My favorite Fanfictions are:

Dalton by CP Coulter, she is completely genious. I love her to death, and Dalton makes up about a quarter of my life. I also love every story written in Dalton-verse. Mainly Rane and Jogan fics (It's very friendly on the Gondola), but I just love all the characters she created. Some really excellent Dalton-verse stories are Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors! by SpaghettiTacos, Take Me There by Darren-Loves- Polka- Music (love the name) and all the stories by xxLadyLalaxx . Backing away from my Daltonite ways, I also love What brings us closer together by CrazedLunatic the story is really good, it's kinda angsty at some points but it's really fluffy and adorable and sweet at others. A beautiful Mistake by Scarlettfire, Is like scary good, and I kinda adore the OC Mary. Beautifulwhatsyourhurry and Keitorin Asthore both write some awesomely adorable, funny, and just generaly amazing stuff too, I could read their work over and over again and not get bored of it; I have done that actually. Misfits by boylikeme and Not all Dapperness and Uniforms and NADAU Facebook style by Hardcore KHfan are both adorable and funny and I love them, along with Secrets Hidden, Secrets Found by KlainebowsGalore and Summer Break by Workisfun. I also seriously love IJustFellDownTheRabbitHole's stories (and name) but Sweet Dreams are Made of These kinda scares me, but I love it for some reason, I mean I didn't see these horror movies for a reason, and yet they're are scenes straight out of them in it! But yeah The Chatroom is my favorite by them. I seriously love A very Klaine Summer by SpazzMor We have a huge PM thread going on, and it just keeps swimming (- Dory)

I'm also kind of in love with any Anderberry sibling stories, or Cheerio!Kurt and Nerd!Blaine.

AGE: 14, BIRTHDAY: February 9th. Due to this information I can tell you that Darren Criss is exactly 7 years and 4 day older than me, I'm a huge Fan-Girl for him. If he wasn't that much older, and not a celebrity, and he attended my school.. well, let's just say I would follow him everywhere and flip out if he ever looked at me.

My favorite bands are: Panic at the Disco! Mariana's Trench, Simple Plan, Darren Criss and Katy Perry. Darren's voice is like Beautiful, dipped in heaven, wrapped in perfection, roasted over Fabulous and served with a side of SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot, I love his disney covers and everything he's ever sung ever and his original songs, but when he duets with Chris Colfer... it just multiplies ten-fold.. And Brendan Urie also has a great voice. I just love Katy's music, it's so catchy! So are STD's but whatever... And Mariana's Trench are just to good to be true.

Favorite Movies: all the HP movies (see also favorite books) She's the Man, Jason and the Argonauts, Spirited Away, The Little Mermaid, the Lion King, Aladin, Alice in Wonderland (All of the versions) and basically every single Disney classic.

Favorite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson (the movie sucked), the House of Night series, Paint the Wind, Ever, Fairest, Peak, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, and The Teens Guide to World Domination (it's not a story, but it's a book)

Favorite Manga: Naruto, Ouran HS Host Club, Kamachima Karin.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Ouran HSHC, Kamachima Karin, Powerpuff Girls Z, Full Metal Alchemist.

Favorite TV shows: Glee (duh) How I Met Your Mother ('I request the highest of fives' if you watch it to.) Cougar Town, Modern Family, the Middle, Cake Boss, and Tosh.0

Favorite Lines from Dalton (Mama CP Coulter is the creator of these lines and OC's not me)

"Whoa, I mean, sure. Hey, maybe Howard won't kill us if we ask this time. Gee, good luck getting up to the professor's table, David, I won't be joining you, but I'll be sending flowers to your grave." - Wes

"This isn't the first time we've tried to get someone into Windsor."

"Or the second,"

"Or third,"

"Or fifth."

"Or sixth." - Blaine, David, Wes.

"Unusual sleeping habits? Food allergies? Odd hobbies? Tendencies to destroy property? Uproot magnolias out of compulsion? Walk backwards? Release lab animals? Recite the entire Summa Theologica? In Latin?" - Mr. Howard

"It was more exciting here." - Wes.

"Curfew is ten on weekdays, eleven on weekends, Until then, you can run around doing basically whatever you like. But if you don't make it, you'll get locked out."

"Which is why it's useful to have us as friends, because we can get you back inside and Howard would be none the wiser!"

"We can unlock any door, any window, on campus. Both literally and figuratively." - Evan and Ethan

"Dwight! I told you a million times to stop lurking in the shelves." - Blaine

"He's moving into Windsor, right? Shouldn't you consult me first before all this? What if there's something malignant in one of the empty rooms? Do you remember that time Reed went into one of the closets in an empty room and he came running out screaming?"

"One, Reed has the tendency to go extremely over the top with everything as he is terribly danger-prone, and Two, Reed didn't go into a closet—he went into one of the bathrooms to get some cleaning supplies left there, tripped and the shower curtain collapsed on him. Of course he would run out screaming."

"I'm still convinced it was a poltergeist," - Dwight and Blaine

"Guys! Guys! It's Alice! It's Alice singing in there!

"I thought you said it was a guy? Who the heck is Alice?" Ethan and a random Warbler

"We have something to show you,"

"And we're almost absolutely positive you'll like it,"

"I'm unarmed with nerf guns, just so you know," - Ethan, Evan and Kurt

"Sure we had to break into your in-school locker to take them, but we promise we didn't touch anything else."

"You're ruining the mood, and We also didn't notice that you have a photo of Blaine and a mini-collage of 'courage'. Is it some kind of code, by the way?" Ethan and Evan

"I'm Kurt. And this is Dalton Academy.

And I think…that I'm currently being kidnapped.

Yup.

...I totally didn't see that coming."

"All right, who gave Reed a soda can? I told you people, just give him a juice box or something where he can't hurt himself!" - Blaine

"Yeah, I saw how you dress and I knew you two might get along. Just…try to steer him away from anything sharp, pointy, or otherwise dangerous to most infants. He's… little danger-prone." - Blaine (about Reed)

"Wha—Jennifer's—dude, you have got to lay off all that rock salt," -Wes

"I have to live with you two, how crazy can she be?"

"Ouch."

"But true," - Kurt, Ethan and Evan

"…what in the name of Marc Jacobs just happened?"

"…you slew the Jabberwocky?" - Kurt and Evan

"I miss Tabitha,"

"WHY?"

"She's never boring, at least."

"Wes, you'll be stuck all weekend with us, including the twins, inside Windsor, I would hardly think that a group of cabin-fevered Warblers will be boring all weekend." - Wes, David, and Blaine

"So you do have plans to flirt with Kurt? Seduce? Throw him onto your bed and perform loudly to the point that it will have the entire dorm evacuated within fourteen seconds?"

"Why are we evacuating the dorm?" asked Kurt as he now came out of the classroom. -David and Kurt

"Damn it, Blaine—I think you just hacked off my big toe!"

"He needs his toes to dance for Sectionals, Blaine..." - David and Wes

"Perfect! Keep Alice busy, little Dormouse—keep him away from our dear Rabbit and that tart-stealer until the meet. We'll be doing a little field research in the meantime." - Evan and Ethan

"Speaking of spills, all the coffee is still here?"

"It was one outburst, it's not going to happen again."

"And we're just making sure of that!" - Reed and Kurt

"We're being invaded by Stuarts."

"Whoa!"

"I sense Evil!!"

"You sure do." - Wes, David and Dwight

"And in three…two…one…"

"Kurt!"

"Like clockwork,"

"Like a moth to a flame," - Evan and Ethan

"Willing to give you our share of Medel's post-performance brownies?"

"Hell no, I'm not giving him my share of those brownies!" - David and Wes

"And Reed—you know how…awkward…you are sometimes. You should not be involving yourself in this and harming yourself any more than you already do daily, as the school nurse reports." - Dean Ramsey

"Well boys? Are there any further statements you would like to make?"

A terse pause.

"…that was a great party, wasn't it?" - Mr. Howard and Dwight

"Water balloons, they're hitting everyone in the hall. Dwight has taken to barricading his door. I don't know what he's blocked the door with, but it smells dead." - Kurt

"...I'm eating Haunted Cookies?!" -Dwight.

"Awwe…Our Kurt's a Windsor boy." - Mercedes

"…you live in a castle? Do you get to be the princess…?"

"I think that if they were given a chance, they would crown me as that," - Brittany and Kurt

"We want you to know that we are fully prepared to sniper down each and every dumb Neanderthal in that school that has ever slushied you—" - Evan and Ethan

"Shut up, do as he says, look at what he's got under his arm."

"The rest of the cookies…" - David and Reed

"And this sappy moment now calls for—!" And they both gathered up all the other boys and sandwiched them into a very tight, uncomfortable and truly awkward hug that no one really liked but put up with for the sake of the moment.

"Right…" - Evan, Ethan and Kurt.

"He's always had this chip on his shoulder for us since we accidentally set fire to the chemistry lab. It was a complete accident, that time. We were almost absolutely sure that we had nothing to do with it."

"We may have measured out too much potassium nitrate for the assignment." - David, Ethan and Evan

"He's like a freaking male Agatha Trunchbull. I heard he once threw a boy out of the second floor window and into Tamerlane's hydrangea bushes."

"He didn't do anything of the sort, at best he threatened to, and the said boy had been disrupting his class unnecessarily by getting overly freaked out because they were being told to perform Macbeth."

"…who was this boy?"

"Dwight."

"I knew it." - David, Reed and Kurt

"We haven't exactly had an excellent track record when it comes to behavior. Well…at least I still have some of mine. The rest of you, however…"

"Don't worry, we'll fix that, Give us a few more days." - Kurt, Evan and Ethan

"Reed: (Impressed) …Wow, I didn't know you could sing Aerosmith like that. *leans forward a bit*

David: (Bothered) Oh crap, I can't believe he can still actually sing like that. *splays fingers on face*

Twins: (Confused) *glance at each other* He's good all right, really good but…why Aerosmith? Was Armageddon on cable yesterday?

Blaine: (Stunned-White) He's not singing that to Kurt, is he?

Kurt: (Stunned-Red) He's not singing that to me, is he?

Wes: (Disturbed) *shifts in seat* Oh man, if he's singing that to Kurt, those are some truly creepy lyrics."

"Man, this thing sucks. It told me we'd lose!" - Dwight

"Kurt, why are you wearing that hideous lapel pin? Give me that!"

"Hey! I liked that one!"

"It's from last year's line, Kurt, don't be ridiculous. Ow!"

"See? Now you've stabbed yourself with it. Give it back." - Reed and Kurt

"Saw you and Kurt making out this morning. –E&E

We were NOT making out. –B

Awful tight hug though. You both were as adorable as bunny slippers. ps does he know you have a pair, White Rabbit? –E&E

If he "suddenly" finds out during this bus ride, I will use your comic book collection as Christmas kindling. –B"

"I cut myself, sir, I fell onto a stage prop."

"Odd, that's usually Reed's excuse," - Logan and Mr. Harvey

"Party! We get to eat Kurt's cookies!"

"They want to eat your what?"

"Baked goods, Santana, get your head out of the gutter"- Evan, Ethan, Santana, and Kurt

"Yep, I am bad-ass"- Dwight

"According to the weather channel, boys, we are smack dab in the middle of what is an unprecedented level of snowfall in Ohio history."

"And that authorities everywhere are currently scrambling to provide aid those trapped by all this snow, and that they are tirelessly working to clear it all out,"

"But they're not doing that much of a good job."

"They're trying, but it's definitely a snow day for us."

"Because they aren't going to get to Westerville properly until later this afternoon."

"Which means that we could be stranded with no rescue."

"Forced to survive on our wits!"

"And having to sit inside watching daytime soaps!"

"And canned food!"

"Seriously, we're basically screwed, though,"

"Like in Alive."

"Except without the eating each other part."

"We hope."

"…I'm not very edible; I'm all skin and bones like my mother keeps telling me, just FYI." - Evan, Ethan, and Dwight

"So we slept through a blizzard, we're trapped indoors, and you want to go snowboarding?"

"We were thinking maybe trying it down the roof of the Observatory first. It's got a nice clean slope to it." - Wes, Evan and Ethan.

"Hey Kurt, I know I'm straight and you're gay, but if you and Blaine don't plan on getting a move on, can I marry you, please?"-Wes

"Guys! Come quick! Blaine's really hot!"

A terse pause.

"I…think Kurt is well aware of that, though, Reed…" - Reed and Dwight

"Oh—maybe I can—"

"No, not the comforters, remember last time. We're not trying to smother him here." - Reed and Kurt

"…have to make sure the twins don't go (cough) snowboarding…"

"They already did."

"…and not to let Reed near the fireplace…"

"Already did that too."

"…what about Wes and David throwing snow at Stuart?"

"You're way too late. Dwight and I had to pull them all back in here when the second wind hit." Blaine and Kurt

"I'm so dead, oh my freaking last season Givenchy, I'm so dead."

"Reed! Calm down."

"There's no calming down! I'm dueling you! I don't have anything that'll beat you!"

"Why are you telling me this, I'm your competition…?"

"You're also my friend? Quite frankly I'd rather be honest than have a meltdown on my own when I realize that oh Prada I'm so dead!" - Reed and Kurt

"Over my dead well-dressed body, Kurt!"

"Now, Reed, I'm telling you, we don't have all day—Project Runway is coming on in half an hour." - Reed and Kurt

"You beat him up?"

"I didn't beat anyone up,"

"Tsk. Pity."

"He could've used a hit—just one." - Evan, Logan and Ethan

"We were ever civil…?" - Logan

"…great job, Blaine," he muttered. "Sing to him and all that." "Would you like to hear it?" I said. He looked like someone hit him in the face! With a million other songs on the planet, it had to be that one. And then he asked me to duet. Wow, there goes all my concentration for the rest of the day… He groaned. "I thought I said I wasn't going to do this…?"

He heard a sound. He knew that sound—it was the sound of slush dripping onto the floor. He slowly looked up from where he was, praying to anyone listening up there that it was not what he thought it was.

Wes, David and the twins stood there along with some other Windsor boys, still in their wet coats and shoes, each and every single one smirking mercilessly at him.

Blaine stared. "…please tell me…that you did not hear all of that."

"We've actually been here since the song," said Wes sweetly.

"We found it unbelievably charming of you, Blaine," added David.

Evan was grinning from ear to ear, "And of course you'll have our Alice…" he took his twin's hand, gave him a dramatic dance twirl and Ethan pretended to faint into his arms, "…falling into your arms in no time!"

"Oh for the love of—!"

"Kurt, you're starting to worry me, You haven't stopped smiling all morning and I think that's why Murdoch gave us so much homework!" - Reed

"Honestly, Kurt—I don't understand why you and he won't just come out with it."

"I understand that we've already come out." - Reed and Kurt

"I have to go," Dwight said seriously, in the tone of a warrior on a noble cause. "I mean, it's scary as hell and I'm totally about to wet my pants as we speak, but if I can't let whatever it is take the campus! It's what the Winchesters would've done!" And with a dramatic flounce of his coat, he ran down the hall."

"I have to go rehearse with Kurt for the duel."

"You're talking about singing with him, though, right?" grinned Evan. "Not intercourse?"

"You kissed him yet?" Ethan yelled. "You keep looking at his lips when he talks!"

"I hope you both choke on an insect-coated candy apple!" Blaine called cheerily back from upstairs.

The twins grinned and checked their lists. "We did get some of those, right?"

"Damn, Reed, good job! Yeah! Way to go, Reed! Encore, encore!"- Assorted Warblers

"I knew they'd bite! I knew it!"

"We figured the two of you would look adorable onstage together!"

"Alice and the Dormouse! This should be awesome!"

"We told everyone—they loved the idea!"

"No offense, though, Blaine, they loved your performance,"

"But you've got to admit, our two first-timers knocked it out of the ballpark and they should get at least a shot."

"Besides, you and Logan have gotten the lead so many times…" - Evan and Ethan

"Yeah…You're welcome, but uh…could you not tell Blaine and Logan that you hugged me? 'Cause, they're really…aggro…? And I don't want them to think that I'm making the moves on you, because there is just no way… Not that—not that you're terrible! You're a great guy—person— But I don't like you. I mean, I like you, but not like you that way. Because I like girls. If…there were actually any girls interested, I mean—I mean there haven't been much, like, ever, but—"

"Dwight?"

"Yeah?"

"You can stop talking."

"Oh." - Dwight and Kurt

"Did you see him?"

"What did he say?"

"What did he do?"

"Did he hurt you?"

"Speak to you?"

"Breathe on you?"

"We have access to real guns."

"And shovels."

"And large tracts of land!"

"Immediately, even!"

"Could the both of you just let go of me? I can't breathe." Evan, Ethan and Kurt

"I was thinking, Kurt. What do you think about me moving in here as your roomie?"

A pause. "…I would say babysitting you, oh hazard-prone one, requires some serious compensation other than your less than welcome early-morning personality…"

"I hereby postulate providing you with complete unbridled access to eighty percent of my wardrobe upon the day of my move."

Another pause. "…I could be persuaded."

"Deal!" - Reed and Kurt

"—he's the team captain and he's out! He's in the hospital recuperating."

"What happened to him?"

"Unfortunate paintball incident,"

"We had no idea that the cannon was going to be that strong,"

"Bad luck, really—what with the stairs—"

"—and that squeaky mallet—"

"—nasty mess on the landing, you know…" - Dwight, Kurt, Ethan and Evan.

"So what if St. Patrick has those Banshees? Just don't pay attention to them."

"It's easy for you to say that as you're not inclined, Now if it had been Kurt out there—" -Blaine and Wes

"MHare: What the hell, Evan, stop being a douche, move seats already.

Tweedles: Alice made him stay sitting down.

MHatter: Why?

Tweedles: Don't know. Doesn't want to sit with the Rabbit?

MHare: Wait, WHAT? Is there a problem here?

Dormouse: Guys, stop being so obvious or the two will notice.

WKnight: They fight or something?

Dormouse: I think Kurt knows about Logan and Blaine from last year's.

Tweedles: Oh…

MHare: Crap.

MHatter: Crap.

WKnight: Awkward…

Tweedles: Emergency maneuvers?

MHare: Stat.

There was a terse pause.

WRabbit: I think you guys forgot to take me off the list."

"Maybe Logan's kind of like an STD that really doesn't go away even after you're supposedly 'cured'…" - Dwight

"What is the matter with you, Blaine…?"

"Have we taught you nothing? If you must discuss highly suspect topics of controversy, it has to be done at least a whole zip code away from your issue."

"That's what we did when we talked about pouring itching powder into Logan's jockstrap."

"Unsuccessful, but it was a good try in the end." - Evan and Ethan

"…I told Logan that I won't let him take Kurt from me.

Dwight dropped his fork, staring.

"Oooh, inadvertent confession, I see," Evan was grinning broadly now.

"Would've been better in a setting that didn't involve a rival…" Ethan considered.

"The Knave may have said some expressive statements questioning new one's morals. Alice slapped him. Beautifully." Grins were exchanged around the table. "Consequently, we're to assume Alice likes him far less than he likes you. The first rejection is always so priceless."- Ethan and Evan

"This is in front of his parents, and my parents.

"Fortune favors the bold," - Blaine and David

"But you've been acting funny since—"

"Reed! Stop flopping like a fish on the bottom of a boat. I'm not avoiding Blaine. I can't avoid someone I'm in love with. Now be quiet!"

"I'm sorry, what is going on? Am I in some kind of Dalton talk show?"

"In love with whom—and details are necessary. Have you had him?"

"Santana!" - Reed, Kurt, Quinn, Santana.

"Do you girls know the Banshees?"

"From St. Patrick?"

"Head cheerleader is Margot. Her boyfriend's in the Marines and she drills the Banshees the same way. She's missing a toe on her left foot and has a fake one," Santana added, proving that Sue Sylvester's network of intelligence was bordering on obscene. "Returning to the previous question, in love with whom

"Kurt, I not sure I like what I'm hearing very much—" - Kurt, Quinn, Santana and Finn

The list is still going as I re-read, but I don't have a whole lot of time to do that at the moment.

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds.

To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.

The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."

The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it. "

The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it then have sex with it again. "

The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then light it on fire."

They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said, "Meow."

Randomly list twelve of your favourite Dalton by CP Coulter characters (My list is NOT in order of favourites):

1. Logan

2. Blaine

3. Ethan

4. Wes

5. Kurt

6. Evan

7. Julian

8. Reed

9. David

10. Dwight

11. Shane

12. Han

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Evan/ Shane. No, however I wouldn't put it past some of these people.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Wes, he's not smokin' but he's kinda hot

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Han got Reed pregnant!! lolwhat? Uhmm... Mpreg? And Shane being all pouty cause he isn't the father.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

David... well in normal Glee-verse yeah. But hmm, I don't think so, not for Dalton.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Blaine and Evan? Nah, Blaine needs to be the childish one in the relationship...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Kurt/David or Kurt/Dwight... Hmm, Kurt/Dwight. Just because of Dwight's whole "You're welcome, but uh…could you not tell Blaine and Logan that you hugged me? 'Cause, they're really…aggro…? And I don't want them to think that I'm making the moves on you, because there is just no way… Not that—not that you're terrible!" he quickly added, flailing. "You're a great guy—person— But I don't like you. I mean, I like you, but not like you that way. Because I like girls. If…there were actually any girls interested, I mean—I mean there haven't been much, like, ever, but—"

07. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Julian walks in on Blaine and Han having sex... uhhh, well he'd probably make sure that he wasn't halucinating...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

"Dwight has Finally decided to try and exorcize the twins. Ethan has mysteriosly disapeared. Can he and Evan work together to find the missing Tweedle?"

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Logan/Reed... maybe? They both live in NY so why shouldn't they randomly meet up or something

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Server Down? in which Han's computers shut down, and Julian is the only one who can tell him how the newest episode to 'Something Damaged' ends...

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Well, if Wes wanted to 'De-flower' Logan... Uhmm gee... Well, first step would be to get to pass out from his meds and then convice Logan that he is actually with Kurt or Julian

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Uh, yeah... definetly, that's basically the only Julian story type out there

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het

Ethan het? yeah probably

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Shane? I write about him all the time...I just don't actually write it down or anything hehe

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

Blaine/Wes/Kurt? it's very possible

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"I'LL NEED TO CLEANSE THE AREA!!!"- Dwight

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Reed? my own personal song 'Rane is Canon' for one but... Colors of the Wind from Pocohantas...

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning, this contains Logan/Evan/Han... this story includes Logans mood-swings, Han and his computers and Evan goin through Ethan Withdrawl

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Dwight to use on Blaine... "So could I exorcise you later... if you catch my drift."

20.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Earlier today, I'm always reading Dalton-verse stories of Kurt

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Evan? He like threesomes.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Shane would never shag anyone that wasn't Reed, drunk or sober, expecially not David.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Julian and Ethan... I'd say Julian, but Jules always bottoms apparently, so Ethan.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Seven." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Logan and David are in a happy relationship until David suddenly runs off with Wes (WEVID!!). Logan, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Shane and a brief unhappy affair with Han, then follows the wise advice of Kurt and finds true love with Julian...

WELL, i'd call it a stereotype... for one thing, Jogan happens, and Wevid!. But I'm gonna have to call it

"What the Devil!" I have no clue who would read this... I'd try writing it but I might die of confusion

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Julian/Reed... I'd write a very strongly worded review to mama CP and well... probably punch a wall or something.