stupid drunk naruto freak, falls off the damn roof, and ends up inside the naruto universe, and there is only one thing that she can do since she's there,...to piss off the one and only Gaara of the sand, talk about the best vacation ever. GaaraXOC comedy, well after you pass 3 chapters THE SUQUEL IS UP

The three kings hovered nervously around their fallen mate. They had arrived barely in time to find her almost dead in a puddle of her own blood, sweat, and tears by the entrance of their home. Whoever was responsible for hurting her was going to die by their hands if it was the last thing they ever did. 3,000 years they have waited, and they will kill anyone who harms her.

After offending the Fellowship of the Sun, Sophie is tossed into a cage underneath their church, only to realise that she's not alone. AU, Godric/OC. Small bit of Eric/OC/Godric later on. Rated M for language and True Bloody goodness.

Trapped by Peter Pan in a deal that she never truly agreed to, Ella Hart is bound to serve his will. Defying everything she was and everything she believes in, she obeys everything he asks of her. That is, until hope arrives in the form of a pirate. Multiple Pairings. Pan/OC, Hook/OC. Smut starts from chapter six. Intermittent throughout. Read and Review!