Hi. I'm Alee K. Inuzuka. Okay, thats a lie, Inuzuka isn't my last name, it's Kiba's last name in Naruto. Unfortunately, I am slightly paranoid so I will not be putting my real name on the internet, ANYWHERE, anytime soon. So I suppose that I should let you know a bit about myself.

I want to let everyone know, J.K. Rowling recently annouced in an interveiw that Dumbledore is, in fact, gay. I am dead serious when I say this, Dumbledore is gay. Just wanted to let you know.

Favorite movie: Right now it's Ratatouie but it's subject to change in about five minutes or so.

Favorite song: Mama, by My Chemical Romance

Last movie that I watched: Transformers

Last song I heard: Little Things Give You Away, by Linkin Park

QUOTES:

"Stupid shiny volvo owner" -Twilight

"Elven-man-dater" -A Summons and a Promise

"Fucking kangaroos" -Ze End of ze World

"You want me to save the world?!?! I can't even figure out how to talk to a girl!!" -The Seeker: The Dark is Rising

"PJ admitted that he really is a robot and he wants to suck your grandma's soul out of her head!!" -Grandma's Boy

"YOU BROKE MY HAND!!!" -Eclipse

"No other zoo can afford my medical bills!!" -Madagascar

"Fook!" -my best friend Gaby

"I want a were-wolf slave puppy:" -Written on my other best friend's, Jazmine, leg in green sharpie

Please read my story!