KaizenUchiha
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Joined 09-06-10, id: 2529080, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 1 story for Bleach.

Hey there.

Song of the week: Miserable At Best by Mayday Parade

I currently have 2 stories, however, I've scraped the Pokemon one, sorry. Also, I'm going to attempt to make a new Pokemon, which will hopefully turnout differently from the last one. Then of course there is my Code Geass fic. *look down*

Important Announcement: Ahem, Sorry for being out for so long, my computer has been broken for a while and i lost all the work I had on the last 2 chapters of my Bleach fic, so I'll have to restart them. Give me a few days, a week tops and i should have another chapter or so up. Also I have a Code Geass fanfic in the works.

Some info about me:

Appearance-

Real name: Josiah (i will not give you my last name)
Age: 17
Height: hell if I know! (somewhere around 5 and half feet)
Weight: 110 lb.
Eye color: Blue-ish
Hair color: Black

Some other stuff:

Lets see, I like anime/manga a lot and have come up with an OC and story for most of my favs... (which include: Bleach, Naruto/Shippuden, DB/Z/GT, Zoids, Code Geass, Rave Master, FMA, Kekkaishi, Inu Yasha, Black Cat, D. Gray-Man, Rosario Vampire, and DMC), I also like Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon (the old ones, the new ones suck ass)
I like to read, watch tv, listen to music, and play video games.
My fav bands are Green Day, Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback, Bullet for My Valentine, Stone Sour, Anberlin, My Chemical Romance, and Disturbed.
My fav tv shows are House, NCIS, Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Futurama, and How I Met Your Mother.
My fav video games are the Kingdom Hearts games, the Final Fantasy games, the Mortal Kombat games, the Soul Calibur games, the God of War games, the Assassin Creed games, Devil May Cry games, and the DBZ Budokai games.
My fav books are Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum Ride, The Fever Series and the Highlander Series by Karen Marie Moning, and any thing by Stephen King, and Bram Stoker's Dracula.
My fav colors are black, silver, and red.

I am very random and... different, yeah different. I'm probably the smartest person in my group of friends (though thats not saying much, cuz most of them are pretty retarted). I'm friends with DarknessSun, Animaster21, and SoccerStar07 (though the second two, I don't know in person, just on this site). My friends say I'm crazy, but I totally agree with them, MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!... um, moving on. I'm pagan, but still celebrate Christmas and Halloween. I'm straight and really perverted (only around my friends, when around teachers and parents I'm not). I'm taken.

My fav elements are darkness and lightning.
I am fascinated with magic/supernatural creatures/aliens and the like.
I am a vast well of knowledge on history, religion, magic, myths, anime/manga, video games, and many other things.
I speak English, and bits and pieces of Japanese, German, Spanish, Swedish and very little Latin.
I some day wish to move to Greece, Italy, Ireland, Scotland, Sweden, or Japan.

Add this to you profile if you think it's funny:

Father:"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

Quotes and Lists:

(I'm working on this one.)

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

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Organization XIII: Fangirl Extermination Squad by Mr. Garbanzo reviews
In an alternate universe very similar to our own, a group of black-cloaked superheroes is the world's last defense against a threat that makes the Heartless look rather cute and cuddly in comparison... Fangirls.
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Nothing comes cheap during a war, but Zabuza will pay his dues as he trains apprentices and mobilizes the Seven Swordsman to usurp leadership of the Hidden Mist Village. Students Haku, Suigetsu and Kimimaro intend to realize their full potential as shinobi and learn to become cutting-edge in a backwards society. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 142,133 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Zabuza M., Haku
Null by Mr. Teatime reviews
An infinite number of timelines - an incalculable number of them doomed. How could one ever be sure theirs wasn't next? Years after the events of Awakening, a group of young adults struggle to survive in a world that doesn't belong to them, while a strange new Plegian threatens to plunge Ylisse into darkness once more.
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Assassination Boardroom by sleepy-emo reviews
My name is Nagisa Shiota. By day I am a teacher at a junior high school but by night I am one of the best assassins in the business. It's been a while since I've had a target but now I've got a new job to complete. My latest target, my old best friend: Karma Akabane...
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Kill Your Heroes by SunshineGirl09 reviews
I'm six months out of the Konoha-Intelligance-Agency Academy, and the threat of chemical warfare is the least of my worries when I'm partnered with Hyuuga Neji. [NejiTen spy AU]
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A Certain Technological Annihilaser by Fifteen1413 reviews
For Hikaru, a ten year old level-2 child error, the thought of becoming a hero never really held much appeal. However, when her friends end up the target of deadly attacks, she reluctantly becomes Academy City's youngest vigilante. Armed only with the ability to make blue light, Hikaru is forced to be creative to get the edge she needs. [Stars OC, heavy support from Railgun girls]
A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,124 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/23/2015 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Uiharu K., M. Mikoto, S. Ruiko, S. Kuroko
Uncle Qrow by Foxinstrazt reviews
Seeing his two nieces is something Qrow looks forward to, and dreads. And it's all because of one simple word.. [One-Shot]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 151 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Ruby R., Summer R., Qrow B., Taiyang X.L. - Complete
And I Was Insane To Begin With by Infernal Blossom reviews
All I wanted was watch Bleach in the middle of the night, and look what happened: a Hollow pops out of my TV and attacks me; I'm being mistaken for an evil bastard's sister; people either want to use or kill me; and nothing's making sense anymore! Worst of all, everyone blames me for all this calamity! How did this end up happening to ME? Chap 33 out now. Read & Review!
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Dragon Ball X: Volume II: Guardians of Tranquility by Animaster21 reviews
Volume II of the Dragon Ball X Pentology. The Saiyans have found their home on Planet Haven, but after five years of peace, a sudden threat has once again arisen, and this time the stakes are even higher. An old enemy from the past has returned, and now the heroes of Haven will have to give everything they've got just to survive... Rated T for violence and somewhat course language
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 7/21/2011
Why Does It HAVE To Be You? by PsychoticSushi reviews
Almost two years have passed since Kiera was dragged along for the roller coaster ride known as Sora's life. And just when she's started to get back on track, the fact that her job as a Gatekeeper is never finished has come back to slap her in the face. And boy, does it slap hard.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,790 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sora
Five Kingdoms for the Dead by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.
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The Espada's Masquerade by pago reviews
Surviving the Winter War was easy, all things considered. Trying to hide from the Seireitei by masquerading as a human and surviving having a Grade-A moron for a roommate? Not so much... Ch. 38: Three Months **COMPLETE**
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 213,708 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - T. Harribel - Complete
Battle Arrangements by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
They're back! Brooke Fran and Katie have started a new adventure,this time it's going to get a whole lot harder. When a group of suprising visitors show up, it's going to take everything they've got to keep the peace and hopefully stall the Winter War
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Dude, What's With the Robe? by PsychoticSushi reviews
Moving to a new continent can be pretty weird for you. It's even weirder when a pervert with a talking bear ends up in your bathroom to interrupt your shower. How the HELL does Ichigo plan to survive this crazy Yankee chick? Randomness at its finest.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 104 - Words: 290,558 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ichigo K.
Five Kingdoms for the Dead Original by Evil Is A Relative Term reviews
The original version of Five Kingdoms, reposted. Sakura comes to a realization in the Forest of the Dead, but strength comes with its own problems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,096 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Sakura H.
Highway to Hell by PsychoticSushi reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki. Peyton Cullen. On the road in the U.S. to catch a Social Distortion concert before Mark and Miya get home from their honeymoon. In the words of Peyton,"Enh, what's the worst that could happen?" That's a long, pervy, hilarious list indeed!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,061 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Ichigo K.
Hell's Radiance by Angel of the Godless reviews
AU Fate can be a twisted thing, some only exist in hate. Sakura was one of those, a container of the most feared demon in history, hated by her village. Lost in the darkness, she tried to find a reason for living.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 467,091 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Sky and the Dawn and the Sun by Scribbler reviews
COMPLETE! Zack, Cloud & Aerith. Before Sora was born, others fought the darkness, but even the greatest love stories can become tragedies in a heartbeat. Epilogue: Kairi finally comes home.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 602,670 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Aerith G., Cloud S. - Complete
Dragon Ball X: Volume I: Eternal Protectors by Animaster21 reviews
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Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 23 - Words: 89,011 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Complete
Are there any OTHER Gatekeepers? by PsychoticSushi reviews
After an encounter with a creepy guy in a black hooded cape, Kiera Sage ends up running into Donald and Goofy, of all things! Oh, and some annoying guy who, sadly, she's forced to team up with to save BOTH their asses. IF they don't kill each other first.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 196,047 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sora - Complete
Living Arrangements by Xxdazed and confusedxX reviews
What would you do if you came home from Spring break to find you're parents gone and in there place... the Espada? Well two best friends are going to do just that. Surving through High School just got a whole lot harder. Oc's. in our universe.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 110,164 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
The Winter War: Anrak's Tale by pago reviews
The war against the arrancar and the events bracketing it, as experienced by an OC, Anrak Ushii, and his dark and moody zanpaktou. Frequent cameos by canon characters, NelielxOC pairing. Ch. 32: Epilogue. **COMPLETE**
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,443 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
A Possibility of Evil: Book 1 by Arrowfoot the Dragon reviews
Miyuki isn't the average girl - she wants neither love, nor friendship. She wants power. But when she is sent to Seiyo Academy and gets a dragon shugo chara, will she be able to bring herself to betray the Guardians? Just how far will she go for power?
Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 146,390 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Complete
Shades of Gray reviews
This is a story of a hollow. The secret truth behind Aizen's arrancar army. All will be explained. OCxOC main pairing, there might be others. Action-packed, possibly angst. Please, give it a chance, i suck at summaries.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 1/4/2012