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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi :) I'm a 20 year old Biology and English student. I like reading a lot of poorly written romance novels, consuming unhealthy amounts of Trader Joe's Inner Peas (10/10 HIGHLY RECOMMEND) and taking Buzzfeed quizzes on things I know virtually nothing about.

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Thunderstorms, T-Rex, and Tequila by Mackenzie L reviews
All she could do was stare at him, this unfortunately attractive man who never wore suits and doodled during important meetings. She'd never intended to say yes to him...but she did. / The serendipitous story of Owen and Claire's first and only date, and the effects thereafter.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,831 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Claire, Owen]
Of Intimate Caresses and Disintegrating Control by Vestina reviews
She never imagined falling for someone so unlike herself. Owen and Claire in the aftermath of Jurassic World. Oneshot.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 7/24/2015 - [Owen, Claire] - Complete
And So They Spoke by blackkisbackk reviews
God, we were just slowly devouring each other from the outside in, and neither of us seemed to care at all about self-preservation, obviously, because if we did, we would have gotten out of this torturous, enveloping, consuming relationship before it had even started. Scorose. Complete. Dynamic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 238,706 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 1/14/2016 - Published: 5/9/2014 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Tidings of Discomfort and Joy by idearlylovealaugh reviews
Christmas Eve dinner with your girlfriend's family is hard enough without spending half your time imagining muggle ways her father could kill you. But Ron Weasley can't help feeling like Dr. Granger can tell if they've been naughty or nice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Four Times Rose Weasley Woke Up In Places Other Than Her Bed by GraeLiars reviews
Hangovers make Rose Weasley grumpy. Scorpius Malfoy makes Rose Weasley grumpy. Waking up in places other than her bed makes Rose Weasley grumpy. So it's completely understandable that combining all three makes for an incredibly grumpy Rose Weasley, and a smart person would avoid antagonising her at all costs. Turns out Scorpius Malfoy isn't very smart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,595 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Stronghold by Celesti Rivers reviews
"People change, you know, and then you find you have less in common with old friends and more in common with the strangest people." Percy had built a tall wall around himself - a stronghold - and the only way it was going to come down was by crashing into someone else's soaring fortress. Perhaps, a collision was exactly what they both needed. Percy/Audrey.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,503 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Audrey W., Percy W.] George W., Oliver W. - Complete
The Thing (that is by no means a relationship) by GraeLiars reviews
Rose and Scorpius are NOT in a relationship. Yes they're friends. Yes, they spend a lot of time together. And yes, they (semi-frequently) sleep together. But that does NOT make it a relationship. They just have a…'thing'. Scorose series of one shots about the development of their non-relationship over time. There be fluff, smut, and language ahead folks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,905 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] Albus S. P., Lily Luna P.
How Deep Pan Is Your Love by HalfASlug reviews
Hermione enlists the help the Hogwarts house elves to surprise Ron on his birthday. Slight mishaps and minor diplomatic incidents occur.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2015 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sexiest Wizard Alive by MandyinKC reviews
It's time for Witch Weekly's Sexiest Wizard Alive issue again, and they want the famously Quidditch-mad Oliver Wood as their cover boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/19/2015 - [Oliver W., Katie B.] [Percy W., Audrey W.] - Complete
Still Opening Walls by Mackenzie L reviews
Anya struggles with how to tell Dimitri that he's going to be a father.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,075 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri] - Complete
Sound and Fury by Anysia reviews
Princesses are supposed to be quiet, restrained, demure. Anna's never been too good at being a princess, but she's great at being Anna, and no one appreciates that as much as Kristoff. [Kristanna, one-shot.]
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] - Complete
Artistic Endeavors by Raven's Wing reviews
Rapunzel finds her new favorite canvas.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,095 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Mistake by GraeLiars reviews
"Rose Weasley did many stupid things. Scorpius Malfoy was the latest." Scorose oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,870 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
After Hours by GhostOfBambi reviews
It was beautiful, just beautiful, but the best part would always, always be right after.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
May The Second by pepperama reviews
The morning following the battle of Hogwarts is a strange one for Ginny. She watches her family - now changed forever - while desperately wanting to escape, to find her way back to Harry and the way that she felt with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
The Longest Start by HalfASlug reviews
It's the longest start but the end's not too far away... It took Ron and Hermione years to finally get together but after just eighteen months everything is starting to crumble around them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,924 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
All These Things Stay With Me by theredrobin reviews
The past burns too bright in his shattered eyes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Just Another Thursday by Solstice Muse reviews
Happy 32nd Birthday Ron Weasley!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Fortune Favors the Bold by Beeezie reviews
Victoire sneaks out of Hogwarts the night before they leave for Christmas holiday so that she can spend a quiet unsupervised night with Teddy Lupin in his flat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Victoire W., Teddy L. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Spell Monkey by boysenberry reviews
Scorpius has spent the better part of a decade cultivating his friendship with Rose Weasley. So when he realises it's time to take it to the next level, he's certainly not taking any chances...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,791 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Till Marriage Do Us Part by enchanted.teapot reviews
It's wedding season in the wizarding world and, for two people who loathe the idea of marriage, Rose and Scorpius certainly seem to get invited to a lot of them. Winner of the SMRWFicafest 2011!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Spark by Fabulist reviews
Rapunzel worries Eugene's desire for her is waning and sets out to recapture his interest by making herself "forbidden." Funny costumes, roleplay, and smut ensue.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
He's a Rebel by justadram reviews
Rapunzel's misguided and occasionally brilliant attempts at securing Eugene's heart as inspired by the sage advice of The Crystals, The Ronettes, The Shirelles, and other hopelessly naïve Girl Groups of the 50's and 60's. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] The Queen, The King - Complete
Velvet Box by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Scorpius left a ring and a proposal on the bedside table... Rose didn't want to make her answer too easy to find out. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,205 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
With My Little Eye by OrHowFar reviews
"something blue." Victoire absolutely hated when he did this. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Victoire W., Teddy L.] - Complete
That Day by NinnyTreetops reviews
An ordinary albeit particularly lazy sunday. Hermione is trying to read her papers and Ron cannot keep his gob shut. Fluffity flufffluff. Fluff. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W.
A Moment of Solitude by AnEarthlyKnight reviews
Rose/Scorpius oneshot. Rose has the day off and decides to have some innocent fun. But what will Scorpius think? Fluff, not beta'd. T for sexually suggestive content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,770 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
What You Don't Know by Airplane reviews
It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,185 - Reviews: 2405 - Favs: 3,796 - Follows: 1,207 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
What Do You Think of Irving? by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel has been acting strangely lately and Flynn is determined to get to the bottom of it.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Bedtime Stories by quitesirius reviews
Hermione has a cold, and Ron comes by for a visit. Takes place a few months after DH. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,994 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Of Ships and Sheets by Skinny Bitch reviews
Functions as a deleted scene between Anya and Dimitri's waltz aboard the Tasha...and Dimitri's rather deep sleeping. Lemon is simply but obviously implied.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
You Really Should Bake Cakes More Often by GinevraXO reviews
It's getting late and Rose is home alone and craving cake. But why is she so nervous? Rated T for safety due to references and innuendo. One shot. First fanfic. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Of Family by theredrobin reviews
At a time when the eldest Bennet sisters should begin families of their own, life perhaps holds other things in mind along the way.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,577 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Polychromatism: Part IV by J.Fontaine reviews
One-shots #16 - 20 of Anya/Dimitri, from Fox's 1997 Anastasia.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Complete
Polychromatism: Part III by J.Fontaine reviews
One-shots #11 - 15 of Anya/Dimitri, from Fox's 1997 Anastasia.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Polychromatism: Part II by J.Fontaine reviews
One-shots #6-10 of Anya/Dimitri, from Fox's 1997 Anastasia.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/2/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete
Polychromatism: Part I by J.Fontaine reviews
One-shots #1 - 5 of Anya/Dimitri, in all their glory. Inspired by Fox's absolutely fantastic 1997 feature film, Anastasia. Read, enjoy, review. And repeat, if you like.
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Complete
The Wedding Suit by Iolanthe 8 reviews
Only three days left until the wedding and it's business as usual, with Sophie stressing and overworking and Howl constantly craving her attention. She'll never get everything done on time unless he gives her some peace. Or will she?
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
So This Is Love by I Call Him Fred reviews
Ron discovers what love is, strangely enough, one day while shaving rather dangerously in his bathroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Bit of Advice by DJ Clawson reviews
Three days before his wedding, Bingley goes to the only man who can give him the advice he needs: the unfortunate Mr. Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,621 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Universal Language by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Kiss story 7 of 30: Nightmares. In which Howell falls victim to dreams of the past.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,596 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/4/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005
Still Life with Imperfect Husband by The S reviews
[post Howl's Moving Castle] Sophie contemplates Howl's face sans cosmetics the morning after their wedding night. Just a little vignette of the Jenkins' early married life. [citrus flavour: orange]
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/18/2005
Natural Beauty by Mimea reviews
[HMC] Curiosity killed the Sophie, but satisfaction might be even worse! COMPLETE!
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Complete
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spectrum reviews
She couldn't help falling in love with him. Not when he pretended her shocking pink mane and American accent didn't matter at all. In which Audrey Perkins and Percy Weasley meet, suffer through a bout of unrequited love, and experience unprecedented character growth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Percy W., Audrey W.
Stichomythia reviews
A two-shot detailing Percy and Audrey's relationship from their fifth year until their early twenties. Featuring a too-snarky-for-her-own-good Audrey and the pompous and pretentious Percy we know and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Percy W., Audrey W.
What the Heart Desires reviews
Emmeline never expected to find herself attracted to James Potter. She'd never planned it- for years she'd only tried to convince Lily to like him back. But when her mother intervenes, Emmeline finds herself stuck between two choices. [abandoned]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - James P., Emmeline V.
Unforgivable Deeds reviews
Narcissa Black had never meant to marry Lucius Malfoy. She had set her sights on someone else long before she met her husband-to-be; someone whom her family would never have accepted, yet someone she had loved with a burning passion: Severus Snape. [abandoned]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Severus S., Narcissa M.
Ariana reviews
After the death of his mother, Albus Dumbledore reflects on his life in general and the mistakes he has made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Albus D., Ariana D. - Complete
A Reverie of Sorts reviews
A short insight into Bellatrix Lestrange's time at Azkaban, set a few months before her breakout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete