I am Megan/Winter HEAR ME ROAR!!

Boy, boy, boy. I love writing, reading, and uhm... Being random.

If you haven't noticed I say things three times, a lot. I just recently noticed this and thought I would share it with you. Umhm!? I even caught myself typing my name like so; mmmeeeggg thats as far as I got before I realized that it was indeed RIDICULOUS!

I love... Whistler, my dog. My family, MY FRIENDS LIKE HECK, writing, reading... randomness (am I repeating myself)... Uh, lots of books, so many I don't think I could mention all of them. Ooh, and I love Robin Hood, stealing form the poor and giving to the rich is legit! I mean... stealing from the rich and giving to the poor of course, I'm just to lazy to hit the backspace button.

I write for Charlie Bone, Peter Pan, and the Gallagher Girls so far. Though I have a couple more ideas I might squeeze in.

I AM a GALLAGHER GIRL.

Don't you refuse me or I'll do something complicated and spyish...

I will. will. will.

Life's wish: I wish I had a time machine made from a RV, so that I could go live in 1776 and meet George Washington and Paul Revere and Sybil Ludington (my hero, besides Bex), among others. But I wanted indoor plumbing, so.. y'know.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward (or another character), from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it.Crazy is when you try to make up the Twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when you ask your brother what crazy is and he says crazy. Crazy is when you go up to random people and say something like "LOL". Crazy is when you you spell good with an e, AMEN! Crazy is Crazy! LOL! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you're hyper, like being hyper, or are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Things I'm not allowed to do in Ferryport landing.

1. I will not tell Sabrina that the president of the United States is an Everafter

2. I will not quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever I see King Arthur

3. It is not polite to ask Jake if he likes "older women"

4. I am not supposed to try and convince Daphne that Harry Potter is real

5. Mr. Canis is not a werewolf, and I should not compare him to Remus Lupin

6. Jokes about police officers being pigs aren't really funny

7. I will not, as a human, pretend to be a mime trapped inside a box while standing next to the magical barrier

8. Saying "I don't believe in fairies" will not make Puck or his minions die

9. I will not constantly mention living "happily ever after"

10. I will not talk about finding my Prince Charming, especially if said prince is within earshot

11. I will not throw beans on the ground and pretend that they were magic ones

12. I will not ask people to see their driver's licenses

13. Nottingham will not be amused if I forge a love letter from him to Heart

14. I will not sing songs from the movie Men in Tights whenever I see Robin Hood or his men

15. I will not steal from Baba Yaga and blame it on somebody else

16. I will not offer any "anti-aging" products to Everafters

17. It is not a good idea to cover walls with red handprints, even as a joke

18. I will not brag about all the places I've been recently

19. Pretending to discover magical items is not ok

20. I will not allow Rumpelstiltzkin to adopt children, nor will I hire him as a babysitter

21. I will not start rhyming random words to annoy Mirror

22. I will not give Elvis sausage, no matter what happens

23. I will not attempt a brain/heart transplant on the Scarecrow/Tin Man

24. I will not refer to Everafters by their real names in front of other people

25. I will not ask for autographs

26. I will not ask Everafters to refer me to their plastic surgeons

27. I am not allowed to negotiate a peace treaty with the Scarlet Hand

28. I will not use Mirror to do my hair and make-up in the morning

29. I will not ask known Scarlet Hand members to join a new organization called "The Blue Foot".

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down.

Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.