So...HELLO THERE!

Fine. I won't bore you with small talk/ chit-chat. I'm a get-to-the-freakin'-point type of person anyway.

First things first. The main reason I made this account was because of the awesomeness of MR Fanfiction writers. DAMN. They are too good for my own good. I was really tempted to give them a review...or one thousand and one EACH for that matter. So check your reviews soon...the majority might be from me! I'll send them when my life isn't crammed up...from school work and all. You guys are super good at writing...

Back to Earth from a day dream about MR writer's stories. Update, people!...Stupid Claire (me). Back to point.

(Continuing from before I flew off earth and onto the planet of Daydream...I mean Night Dream) Because of my obsessions to congratulate those people for their good talent (cough, understatement, cough), I made this account! I'm working on some more stories, so stay tuned. (pretend I didn't just sound like a radio broadcaster. That's probably Nudge's job. :D)

YOU there. Yes, you, who is staring at the screen. If you have any intention to stalk me, forget it. I have a whole army's support. Serious. No kidding. Not to mention Fang.

And during my EVER so exciting life (note the sarcasm), my motto is currently as follows:

SCHOOL. IS. OFFICIALLY. LAME.

Yeah, yeah. I used to love school. But now it cuts time from my FF reading sessions. Which is not good, believe me. Never interrupt me when I am reading. I won't get angry...it's just that I am extremely giddy and JUMPY...it will scare the bejeezuz outta you people. Good thing I'm good at calming down and acting. (maybe...)

Did that make sense? Probably not. That's me for ya.

OKAY. Let's get this straight. People who hate Justin Bieber, stop. Give the kid a god damn break! (I am giving you a hint on my age now. I just called him a 'kid' but I'm younger than him... ;D) He hasn't DONE anything...

From my username, you should pick up the hint that I'm totally random. As in as random as a chicken. (SEE!?)

My fave colours are: blue, green, black.

I like Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Gallagher Girls, Heist Society, Witch and Wizard, FANG! and ice cream et cetera.

Dislikes: People who say: lol (not El-Oh-El or Laughing Out Loud, but LOL) too much, people who eat like ultra loud pigs, and sexist pigs. =.=''

I'm in Australia, but I come from somewhere else...so I use 'mom', not 'mum'. Just a habit. And I'm not american or british, if you're wondering.

Sarcasm is my second language.

I just remembered. Is it just me or was 'Twilight: New Moon' as boring as a brick!? I was falling asleep and drooling on the book. (the librarian didn't notice. ;D) Don't harass me, New Moon lovers. Just an opinion. *shrug*

Is this profile long? Well I'm sorry. I'll wrap it up.

I call myself a banana. Anyone who guesses why (it's got something to do with my appearance...SHUT UP, ME!...yeah...), shall get an award...which might just be a PRIVATE message back. ;) That sounds good to me. (I'm not much of a fake hugs or gifts kinda person...but I probably WILL give virtual hugs and cookies... XD)

UPDATE ON THE ABOVE MENTIONED COMPETITION: 1 person has gotten it correct!!

AWESOMECOOLPERSON has won a cookie. *claps*

You: Wait, when was it ever a competition?

Moi: Since I said so.

Anyhow. If anyone needs story suggestions, i recommend keepdreaming93, isuckatusernames, and many more story authors I don't even remember. I need to favourite them soon...

Peace out, my dudes.

(Just imagine I didn't sound totally stupid. Give me a break.)

Oh ya...don't use 'dudette'. Use the original (dude). It rocks more. :D