AU. The Turnpike Tavern is like home to Ferb. It's the perfect place for smoking, drinking, and everything else the young Brit enjoys. His life may seem like a long downward spiral, but he's content. At least he says he is. Phineas is living the high school dream. He's at the top of his class, has the perfect girlfriend, and plenty of popularity. He says he's happy. He's lying. PxF

The men of Konoha have a sleepover at the Academy. Will they be able to handle all of the testosterone? Kakashi/Naruto, Gai/Kiba/Naruto, and other pairings.