"Is that... b-bad?" he asked, and for the first time Ivan realized what an attractive color Alfred's lips were. When Ivan did not answer, Alfred swallowed and crawled closer, putting a nervous and shaking hand on Ivan's soft thigh. "To want to... d-do things with you?"/ RusAme! underaged kids doing naughty things

Russiamerica, read the warnings. From a simple trip on escaping the heat, America gets way over his head when Ivan decides that the nation is his new 'lover.' Every freaking chapter is a lemon and there are too many kinks to mention!

America believes being bruised and bloody is not so bad if it makes others happy. Unknowingly, Russia takes his turn.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Alfred is forced to ride the London Underground with a vibrator controlled remotely by his stalker. Russia/America.

Tony brought home a baby from space! The baby has taken to America and so he adopts the cute baby. Unfortunately the baby took to Russia as well. Now Russia insists they play the happy little family, will this be the disaster America thinks it will? (discontinued)

A collection of primarily one shots written by me! (Originals can be found on tumblr) Ratings vary from K-M, and will include almost exclusively RusAme/AmeRus prompts

[NOTE! I've started a longer, darker rewrite "How to Swim With Sharks"] Alfred thought he'd never see the day that he didn't have someone to take to his school's annual Halloween dance. With only days left and his least favorite Russian being the only candidate left, Alfred finds just how far his his own pride and desperation with push him to get a date. RusAme, Slight FrUk, HS AU

America, out of nowhere, brings a cat home to Russia, but the American is, for some reason, covered in cuts and scrapes. Russia is curious as to just where the cat came from and when America tells him, he's shocked. What happens next? (A fluffy little RusAme one-shot.)

When America and Russia inform the world of their relationship the reactions they get is far from what they expected, though their siblings reactions take the cake by far. Direct assassination attempts probably would have been easier to deal with than this...

Russia gets a text inviting him to America's "party" at England's house. What really happens? Rated K for mild language.

Alfred's got a major crush on senior heartthrob Ivan, and he's convinced himself to be satisfied with encountering the Russian during summer workouts. But as Al's best friend, Arthur decides to give the American an extra birthday present that Al never saw coming. Part 1 of 2 Rated: MA

Ivan, a transfer student, doesn't quite know how to tell Alfred how he feels about him. What better way than to use pick-up lines? What could possibly go wrong? RusAme. Slash. One-shot.

The Bad Touch Trio would like nothing more than for their respective boyfriends to get along so they come up with an elaborate scheme to get them talking: lock them in a room and hope for the best. After all, what could possibly go wrong with two foul-tempered tsunderes and...wait, who's that other guy? FrUk, PruCan, and Spamano SLASH! *Edited as of October 23, 2014*

RusAme one-shot. Ivan, the Bearer of Winter, hates and despises Alfred, the Bearer of Summer. Always belittled and insulted, Ivan has learned to keep people away. But when Alfred approaches him one day he is surprised by what he learns. Can Ivan let go of his hatred and jealousy for the popular season or will he remain forever distant? AU.

It's Valentine's Day and Alfred wants to spread the love.

Alfred has been gone for weeks... and he just leaves Ivan and the baby alone for Christmas! Stupid, selfish American... [Family AU - Rusame]

Turkey sees Greece reading a book against a rock. Soon, they are using the rock for a completely DIFFERENT purpose... Rated M for smut, don't like don't read. 3:

Alfred comes home from a hard day's work to a rather cheerful Ivan who just finished preparing dinner. Maybe that's just what Al needs. [fluff - Rusame] **UPDATED 10/6/17**

Russia has a motto that he sticks by. 'When you're good to Mother Russia, Mother Russia is good to you'. (RusAme - RussiaxAmerica)

Alfred is a serial killer, Ivan is the head detective in charge of finding him. So what happens when they meet without knowing that and start getting very friendly? RusAme. Rated M for gore and sexual themes.

Requested. Little Greece loses a tooth and gains new trust in his caretaker, Turkey. I suck at summaries, just read!

You know that scene where Sion catches Ryner in his bed asleep in episode 15 of the anime. Well how about we put a spin of romance and yaoi into that? Sound good? *winks* Ryner X Sion

"Child Murderer Strikes Again" "Aw, he's not so bad, right? A little extensive, sure..." "You... You're the Boogeyman...? YOU KILLED ALL THOSE CHILDREN!" Pitch Black, the serial killer has terrorized a small town right under their noses. -RATED M FOR GORE, BETRAYAL, TOUCHY SUBJECTS, LANGUAGE, FUTURE SMUT, and CHILD DEATH. - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED (Eventual BlackIce.)

When Alfred needs help with his Russian class, it's nice to have a boyfriend who is willing to do anything to help you learn. Warning: Contains Yaoi and Smut

Alfred thought he was going crazy when he could hear voices of the unseen around him. Soon after hearing them, they take him to the library & lead him to an old pirates book. Curious he open's the book & is thrust back in time to the age where the pirates ruled the seas. The only way home is to find the book but seems impossible when a pirate holds Alfred as his new belonging. UKUS

Ivan decides to summon his guardian angel to spread kindness and fluffy bunnies to all the good little children, and it's totally free; this is the story of his life, love, and unicorns. (Notice for followers of The Book of Hell inside.) Rated M for semi-graphic hugging.

Gilbert attempts to teach Arthur how to swallow. Bondage. Comeplay. Discipline. Noncon. Prussia/England.

Castiel loved the rain. It brought life to his father's world, to all of creation. It was clean. Pure. A fresh start. "You like the rain, huh?" "Yes, Dean, I do." "Then stop hiding from it under all these clothes."

A drunk and drugged Alfred is molested in his sleep. Based on a fanart by Zeemo.

Spetsnaz!Ivan and Green Beret!Alfred have hatesex against a wall. Based on a fanart by PunPuniChu.

America hated the horrid past between him and his dear boyfriend, Russia. One day he finally find's England's spell book and a way to rid them both of the memories and earn back the trust that he thought would always be lost. The only bad thing is... he can't really read Latin correctly... Wait... Why are there three Russians? Rusame, Canonverse

The erotic adventures of Alfred F. Jones, young porn star in the making and the king of bottoms. Porn!AU.

Alfred is forced to share some details and confesses to his lovers. (PWP. Established foursome between Alfred/Ivan/Francis/Arthur)

Tino's oddly colored eyes have landed him in many tight spots his entire life, but none quite like this. When a terrifying dragon adds Tino to his horde of gems and jewels, he finds himself wondering who else is after him…and why? And are Tino's eyes the only thing this dragon wants? SuFin AU. Dragon!Berwald x Tino. Not bestiality, darn it.

AU It's New Years and all CEO! Pitch wants to do is ravish the living daylights out of wanton!Jack. Written for the RotG kinkmeme

All Pitch wants to do is read "Fall of the House of Usher" in peace, but young Jack Frost is proving to be quite...the distraction. Well, his tongue is at least. Written for the RotG Kinkmeme.

Russia visits the empty houses of other nations when he's feeling particularly lonely. On one particular visit to one of America's homes the occupant unexpectedly shows up.

The Hunter lays claim to his prize. Russia/America. Wildchild!AU.

Russia has his way with America. M for a very good reason. Dubcon, whips, blood, yaoi. Read and Review if you wish. 3

Alfred feels he's settled well in England with his flat-mate Arthur and college chums. He's a semi-closeted and sexually-frustrated homosexual, but he doesn't let that get him down. Then the dreams begin, dreams of a strange creature with violet eyes that fixes those problems. As Alfred will learn though, incubi are dangerous things. AU Incubus!Ivan/Human!Alfred prizefic

France lies to America, telling him that Russia will not be at the meeting that day. America believes him and celebrates quite publicly. Then he gets caught by Russia... who's not exactly happy about it. Russia/America

A DenNor fanfic based on the original story of Rapunzel. Human names used. There will be graphic scenes in the fic and this is YAOI. Please R&R

Russia finds America singing an annoyingly catchy song in the shower; one that just so happens to contain an interesting bit of Russian history. It might get stuck in their heads, but flattery gets America farther than he thinks... Fluffy oneshot. RusAme humor drabble. Songfic. Enjoy! :

AU Alfred is a normal happy go lucky high school kid whose biggest worry is getting away with not doing his homework. That is until a Russian freak transfers into his class and starts ruining his life. USxRus, PruCan, FrUK Rating changed to M!

An alternate future where Russia won the Cold War and then took America prisoner. Alfred has to learn to live with Ivan and his... antics.

During his journy to the man-village, mowgli is stopped by a seductive Naga named Kaa...who want's the sexy man-cub for himself...KaaXMowgli WARNING: Contains sex, yaoi, and vore!

Alfred is a homeless runaway living on the streets of the city. When a mysterious limo pulls up to his alley and he's beckoned in, he has no idea that his life has changed forever. Enter Ivan, the mysterious owner of the limo and the mansion it delivers Alfred to. Handsome, cultured, and sexual, Alfred quickly finds himself falling for him. But will Ivan's dark secret be too much?

AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK

A short oneshot I wrote, basicaly Mowgli goes out into the jungle at night, unaware that a certain snake is waiting for him... KaaXMowgli WARNING: Contains sex, yaoi, and vore!

After having his heart broken at witnessing the supposed crush of his dreams being taken away, Alfred finds himself dwelling inside his dorm room and drowning himself in tacky love songs and romantic movies. That is, until, a curious Russian friend of his in the next dorm over decides to drop in and see what's amiss. Fluffy RusAme.

A collection of Turkey/Greece ficlets. Update #5: 9 stories added! Possible the last update

Tony Stark has heard Captain America can't get drunk, and he thinks that's a shame. Iron Man/Captain America, slash, PWP. DLDR.

SLASH. Tony Stark invents a new kind of alcohol that can actually affect Captain America. You know where this is going.

Turkey receives an "emergency" call from Greece. Hint: It was NOT an emergency. Greece just wanted someone to go shopping with. Turkey was not amused. It gets worse. Well, for Turkey at least. Greece had a great time. Greece/Turkey. Can be seen as either romantic or platonic.

After an unexpected talk with America, Russia wants to rekindle the friendship they shared in America's colonial days. Problem is, as the feelings between them grow, so does the ire of America's supposedly harmless brother. RusAme, Protective!Canada

Loki discovers slash fic on the internet. Naturally, he uses it to annoy Thor, Tony, and Steve. Pairings: Thor/Loki and Tony/Steve. Warnings: Naughty words & naughtier situations.

Greece was a pest. An insolent little prick that was lazy and rude as hell... but he was pretty good at bandaging. Turkey/Greece.

Team Natsu play out an old fairy tale. Literally. Reposted because the poll reached the number I wanted

You remember that scene in Episode 23 right? With Italy and Romano in bed...they get their curls tangled. Well...this is what I think happened next. A bit of Spamano mixed in as well.

Venturing deeper into the world of forbidden sensation, they're gaze finally met. Dark eyes and true awareness left little spacious doubt. They were actually going to do this. Batman x Superman

Hook had never really hurt the boy before, but the thought of how Peter would react was far too tempting and turned out very unexpected. Hook X Peter Yaoi Lemon Warning: Shota and Masochism

Russia wants babies. America is not amused. Crack, one-sided RusAme rated M for language

Italy pays a visit to Germany in the midst of of World War Two only to find the man he once loved has been replaced by a monster

Tino is lost at sea after a catastrophe and is rescued by a rather intimidating yet kind merman. Now he has to get off the island with his head, and heart, in tact. SharkMerman!Su x Fin. Fast updates. 8 chaps. Rated M mostly for language.

Tired of the same old Christmas carols every single year? Well, here's some new songs such as "Mother Russia's Coming to Town", "Hit the Bars", "Oh Germany", "I saw Sweden Kissing Santa Claus", and much more. Updated everyday till Christmas. Rated T.

Alfred Jones isn't popular. Instead of sports and friends he gets comics and the daily abuse of Ivan Braginski, his unofficial nemesis. But when he receives a note from a secret admirer, he learns something rather interesting about this "enemy"...slash.

The first time Canada meets Prussia, it is at sword's point. Prussia/Canada

"This will be fun, comrade." Russia sing-songed the words, tipping America's chin up with a firm, gloved grip. In his other hand was the leash, trailing down to America's collar.

In the wake of a long period of political and military rivalry, two nations who previously couldn't stand each other now have to have sex to seal a treaty. Chapter1:France/England, Chapter2:Russia/America

Avengers AU where Steve is a New York cop and Tony's rich and bored. Solution? Get arrested.

Would Russia be able to recognize that America had been handling the scarf, just from smell? Would the scent of America waft up into the huge commie's face with every inhale while he wore it? / Scarf-play after America manages to steal it

Everything Belarus is not allowed to do, written by Ukrane, Russia, and America.

Nekotalia: Cat!Sweden loved Tino very much. And now there's a confused Cat!Finland to follow around. He just has to figure out what to do about "him".

The Bonnefoy Mansion is known to be a very alluringly beautiful yet mysterious place. Is it all just beauty, or is there something beastly hidden beneath all those red roses?

School/Gakuen AU in which Alfred takes a liking to that Russian hunk next door. Which is all kinds of confusing, because he's pretty sure he likes chicks.

"Don't lie to me." Russia bit the top-edge of America's ear, lips curled and tone husky. He let go of the tender skin and leaned up to breath against the curl of sensitive hair he'd discovered. "Don't lie to yourself, either." Rus/Ame fun, fighting kink.

Finland accidently puts a homemade video in Germany's Christmas present. Prussia finds it and decides to share with his friends.

A collection of oneshots about Corny and Luis. Varying in times, rated T for lanuage amd slight sexual content.

Colonial America learns a game only heroes can play from Tsar Russia on a business visit

Matthew finds himself taken prisoner by the dread pirate captain Arthur Kirkland's crew after killing the ship's navigator. The dread pirate is intent on making him miserable. He should have never agreed to wear that dress. pirate!AU

Before Dave's funeral, Luis tracks down the one person his brother would want to be there most, probably.

ONESHOT Traveling to a New World John Smith believes it'll be like all the others. He soon learns he's wrong when he meets a noble warrior named Kocoum Their unlikely friendship turns into more as war begins to brew between their people. Can they stop it?

Greece is in an EU meeting and Turkey thinks it's just hilarious to send him naughty texts.

LJ Kinkmeme Deanon. Russia and America's peaceful winter night is destroyed by a freakish yandere Canada, who forces sex on America with Russia's pipe.

Now, kid, let me tell you a little story about your parents...

Something's stalking Alfred Jones. Something that lurks within the shadows, something that grows the more terrified he becomes. Something that reminds him of his past guilt. Slenderman!Russia, RusAme AU. Rated for noncon, gore, and general horror.

When Russia wants something, he will do anything to get it, even using America against his will. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Rated M for a lot of things. If you don't like, don't read.

After a bad breakup, Alfred ends up with a cat for company. There's a creepy shopkeeper involved and a contract, but he doesn't bother reading the fine print. He really should have. Written for Fantasia, elements borrowed from Pet Shop of Horrors.

The boys are drunk, naked, and playing hockey. There's Russ/Ame, random crack pairs and England with a pirate hat.

Much to America's horror, Russia decides that the two of them are going to fall in love. And the more he fights it the stronger Russia's determination is to woo him, even if it means taking drastic measures... RussiaxAmerica, M for future chapters.

Ivan, the Lord of the Underworld, has fallen in love with Alfred, the God of Spring and Flowers. He takes him, hoping love with grow. But it it a futile hope? A retelling of the Abduction of Persephone.

NOT AN MPREG! A certain Englishman tries to ruin America's day to spend with Russia. When America arrives late, something doesn't feel right about Russia. Slight angst, leans a little towards rape. Yaoi, lemon. Don't like, don't read.

As Russian-American relations warm up in 2010, America is invited to Russia's Victory Day parade for the very first time. America proceeds to freak himself out about it.

Collection of RusAme drabbles that I did on tumblr. Will have some explicit themes, including sex and drug use. Genres will vary.

Alfred spends a night a little more wildly than he meant to...and has an awkward morning after. However, the events that result bring about a better ending than he would have believed possible, everything considered. Fluffy ending, Russia/America.

America and Russia work together on a ground-breaking project in space.

AU. Ivan Braginsky, head of the local Russian mafia, falls in love with naive Alfred Jones. He hopes Alfred will never find out just what he does, but nothing in life is ever easy. De-anon from the kink meme. RusAme main, Franada

"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.

Alfred thought it was just going to be another boring gauntlet of lectures and salads, but this time things go a little differently than the normal, and Alfred can't help but think he liked it better this way. Lemon-Lime-ish.

An Alfred and Ivan in the future who are in a loving relationship are blasted to the past during the Cold War where Alfred wakes up in Ivan of the Cold Wars bed and Ivan wakes up in Alfreds of the Cold Wars bed.

Russia was never very good at dancing.

A misunderstanding and a confrontation between two countries brings about a deeper understanding between them.

Russia keeps feeling that something is missing in his relationship with Canada. Or is it someone? Desperate to find an answer, he thinks up the most wonderful plan. Human and country names used interchangeably. Canada x Russia x America

The boys have a little too much to drink, and when Russia starts to feel all alone and depressed, America does his best to cheer him up!

"I think we should move in together." "Sure-WHAT!" Don't agree to something unless you know what it entails. RusAm

"I actually think Ivan's all alone today. Well, unless Belarus tries to get him to marry her." Alfred looked at Matt. "All alone on his birthday? Nobody can be alone on their birthday! I'm gonna go spend his birthday with him!" Russia/America.

AU Two-shot: Long after Alfred fell asleep, Ivan's huge hands wrapped around his own, Ivan wished he had said no, but sunflowers find ways to baffle you. Russia/America slash. Human-names used. Please R&R!

Demyx hears some unlikely things coming from the bathroom one morning, and Zexion fears the worst. Rated M for sexual implications. Note: this isn't a lemon. You only think it is. AkuRoku

"The weight of a bat is more or less 33 ounces. That's about one kilogram to you." Just another day for America as he teaches Russia the fine art of baseball.

Alfred F. Jones isn't gay. Just read his diary; you'll see. AU, Alfred/Ivan among others. RE-UPLOADED AND COMPLETE :

Ivan has taken Alfred and Arthur hostage in his own private basement torture chamber. Both countries have no way of getting out and are forced to suffer Ivan's "games" when he "plays" with them. Warnings: Torture, blood, gore in future chapters.

When the power goes out, Ivan compares Alfred to one of the candles they light. Fluffy RussAme oneshot.

This fic is a fill to the prompts: Turkey/Greece, devshirme, with a bonus for the inclusion of Greece's cross-thing. In short, Turkey's come to take Greece's boys. Warnings: humiliation, underage non-con molestation.

Shibusen student Franken Stein has a new weapon and roommate...one he can't wait to discover the many secrets of. YAOI, Stein x Spirit. LEMON content! You are warned!

Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme

"Tied with a pretty pink ribbon and sitting slumped in the wooden chair was a gift that would be held highly among kings…..if you were a corpse like me."

Two twins are leading the other's life but how far can the charade go? Neither is truly willing to stop the charade as they are finally praised for being themselves. However they soon grow older and there is both war and marriage on the horizon. SLASH

Greece kidnaps Japan and attempts to have some fun. Turkey stops by and can't help but join in. YAOI THREESOME TurkeyJapanGreece OneShot

America has gotten drunk. The problem? He gets really uncontrollable with his physical strength. Those with him decide to lay this problem on the only one who can physically control him: Russia. Who wasn't even in their little drunken party.

Quick one-shot. Russia has noticed the most interesting thing about his partner.

It was like a gunshot to Russia's ears - and he felt an insane rush of - an inhuman kind of hate. RussiaAmerica, implied non-con EnglandAmerica. Violence.

Belarus is more obsessed than ever with her older brother, and she will not tolerate anyone else getting close to him. But, then again, he and America are just friends, right? Bad summary :P Country and human names used. Russia/America ftw

Written for the APH fluffathon. Office AU in which a mystery man leaves tons of bizarre post-it notes in the break room every day, and Ivan becomes infatuated with Alfred, the man who works in the next cubicle over. Sweet fluffy stuff ensues. Ivan/Alfred

Child!Russia hates his 'Father', but his warm voices is able to manipulate him in the dead of winter. As Ivan begins to loose control of the situation, he knows General Winter can only make him colder... does he have the strength to fight back?

There's something satisfying and grating in the way America waits for England in the rain. Even if he isn't English, Russia allows himself to play the gentleman and offers America the kindness of a pink umbrella and a listening ear. xXx RussiaxAmerica

Prince Adam has decided that it is time to restore his Kingdom after years of neglect. The best way to do that is to open up trade and Agrabah has everything he's looking for, and something he didn't know he was looking for. Adam/Aladdin Belle/Jasmine

Francis thinks Alfred's bottom is looking especially lovely lately; Alfred just thinks he's getting fat. Thankfully, there will always be someone big enough to convince him otherwise. USXRussia fluffy oneshot

"Mattie, I'm gonna get you a stripper for your birthday. You know, hot girl in a slutty cop costume knocking on your door saying she's gonna have to arrest you and then starts taking off her clothes." "Make it a hot guy and you've got a deal." PruCan

England was drunk. So was Russia, for that matter. But it was fine… Until England decided to deny Russia's superior claim to America. Of course, Russia couldn't just leave that unpunished, can he?

America attempts to console Russia after Plushenko looses to Lysacek in the Winter Olympics. Besides the fic being terribly late, it is DEFINITELY Russia/America and rated M for a reason.

Canada convinces Prussia to role play. It ends...well? CRACK.

Alfred gets a little tired during a long bus ride, and Ivan is more than happy to assist his comrade - er, teammate. A prologue to Dear Diary by ai-08. Pairing/s/: slight RussiaxAmerica/IvanxAlfred A/U

America had refused to join the League of Nations. So England, France, Russia and a reluctant Japan decide to "convince" him otherwise...

America finally decides to confess his love to Russia, but it ends horribly. But that's okay, he's got the full force of Hollywood romance behind him as he tries to woo his love. Of course, everyone else has to get involved. human names used

Despite all that's passed between them, Alfred strives to prove to Ivan that if they work together, they can make a difference, at least to someone-- a very small someone. Some AmericaxRussia

The bosses have decided that the best way to better relations among the Nations is to lock them in a building over night. Bored, our heroes have decided to undertake a game of truth or dare. A full list of pairings and characters is at the beginning.

Russia uses an aphrodisiac--from France--in order to get to America, ending up in love more than spilling secrets. Human names used. Russia-x-America yaoi lemon. Rated M for sexual themes and language. Possible sequel coming soon?

An innocent invitation to the ballet turns into more than America and Russia bargained for. Chapter Ten: The ballet ends and the truth finally comes to light. Russia/America

first Hetalia fanfic... feel free to correct me if there's something wrong in there. No pairings unless you count France with almost everyone... M for sexual themes... now.. Enjoy

Arthur is a royal who can't remember his past. Merlin and Gaius are con-men, hoping to return Arthur to Uther for a hefty reward. Little do they know they have the real deal on their hands. MerlinxArthur, later GwenxMorgana.

It's two in the morning and Corny can't sleep. What harm can a nightime walk do, right? If only he had known...Luis is abducted by a faerie exile sworn to avenge Nephamael- by targeting Corny's weakness! Will Corny make the trade?

Russia x America. Yaoi. America ends up injured after a hit from Japan. Russia thinks he has the advantage now...

-One shot- Basically this is Dave's POV when Corny and Kaye stayed over with him and Luis. Its my first Ironside Fic, so please review,rataed T for language. Mild humour and mild CornyxLuis, hope you guys and gals like it x

Oneshot, KayeRoiben & CornyLuis/ Someone calls Corny something that Roiben doesn't like too much. T for swearing.

What happens when the curse of the Rat and Cat in the zodiac isn't quite what it seems? Rated M for lemon and mild violence as well as language. Read and Review folks! Complete

Five minutes into Stein trying to talk him into wearing a thong, Spirit was only just recalling logistics: "I don't even have a thong to wear!"

He would not freak out. He wouldn't give Stein the satisfaction.

Rather late, my short idea of what Kaye said to make Roiben smile in Valiant. Inspired by all you people who actually wrote these for the contest on Holly's site. Well, I can't think of anything else to say, so as always, Enjoy, Read, Review!

It's a hot day; the cat and the mouse are all alone in the house (Kyou x Yuki, lime, PG-15 for save)