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Joined 03-23-11, id: 2803809, Profile Updated: 11-08-11

Hey yall thanks for coming to my profile, here are some words of wisdom from yours truly,

I am a girl because i walk into sliding glass doors,

i am a girl because i push a door that clearly says pull,

i am a girl because i have a crush on a guy, then cry the next day because he has a girl friend,

i am a girl because you are one to, (not the boys!)


men do everything, MENopause MENstraturion MENstarturional cycle


hi, i am truly sorry, but my computer hates me, and i cannot not upload any thing, i will be able to though, soon, I PROMISE!

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Of Silver and Gold by Lady Nuit reviews
"I COMFORTED THAT MURDERIN' TRAITOR"As Amorette died, she promised her child to never be known as a Black, but as a Malfoy. Angel Malfoy, falling for the traitor named Harry Potter. But who truly is the traitor? Her father, or her for loving a Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 286,750 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Harry P., Luna L., Neville L., OC
Computers, IM, and the Cullens by gypsyrin reviews
What happens when the Cullens get IM accounts? To many disturbing conversations to count. *rated t for some sexual hinting and language*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,108 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008