Welcome to the profile of Lithiumflower2501, I hope you enjoy your stay.

About me: Hi, I’m Lithiumflower2501, you may call me Lithy, Lithium, Lithiumflower2501 or just plain Jess/Jessica. I’m 20 years old, a student at the University of Melbourne (which is in Australia, so I’m probably upside-down to most of you ;p), I still live with my parents, I have one older brother; Andrew, a cat named Smokey and two dogs; Rebel and King. I've been circling various other fan fiction sites and such like gaia online and fiction press for well over a year. I plan to post some of my older works on here for you all to read and/or enjoy. That about wraps it up.

Contacts: If you want to talk/argue/say hello, shoot me a PM and I'll hook you up with my MSN, Facebook, Skype or Twitter.

Favourites:

Movies: Sean of the Dead, Police Academy 1-5, Hot Fuzz, The Boat That Rocked, Terminator 1-4, Underworld 1-3 (yay, they’re making a fourth XDDD), Resident Evil 1-3 (Afterlife ruined it, hands down ruined it), The Lord of the Rings 1-3, King Kong, The Matrix 1-3, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4, A Knights Tale, Batman The Dark Knight, Taken, Unknown, P.S. I Love You, Dirty Dancing, Footloose, Grease, South Park the Movie, Love Actually, Bridgette Jones’ Diary, The Hangover 1-2, The Fast and The Furious 1-2, Blade 1-3, Macbeth, Lake Placid, Billy Maddison, Happy Gilmore, Mr. Deeds, Friday the Thirteenth, Freddy vs Jason, Saw 1-5, Zombieland.

Books: Kathy Reichs' works, Jane Austin’s works, S.D. Perry’s Resident Evil series, J.R.R. Tolkien’s works, J.K. Rowling’s works (If you can’t tell, I’m a big fan of strong heroine’s), Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, His and Her Circumstances, Bleach, Chobits and Fruits Basket. I do like vampire novels but after watching Twilight and its sequels, I’m kind of taking a break from that area.

TV Shows: Gits S.A.C, Gits S.A.C. 2nd Gig, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Supernatural, NCIS, CSI: Miami, Gossip Girl, Family Guy, South Park, Bleach, Mythbusters, Spooks, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.

Games: Resident Evil 0-4 (I don’t own 5, not sure I want to), Devil May Cry 4, Final Fantasy X, Final Fantasy XIII, Halo 1-2, Halo Reach, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Grand Theft Auto 4, Bioshock 1-2, Assassins Creed 1-2, Dead or Alive 4, Borderlands, Fable 1-2, Fallout 3, Pokémon Red/Blue/Yellow/Gold (I haven’t played them since year 9 though ;p), Perfect Dark, Project Gotham.

Music: Blink 182 (best band EVER!!!), The Coors, Lifehouse, Sixpence None the Richer, Greenday, Nirvana, The Offspring, Metallica, Slipknot, Megadeath, Paramore, Evanescence, The Divinyls, The Vines, Grinspoon, Atreyu, No Doubt, You Am I, Creed, Breaking Benjamin, AC/DC, The Whitestripes, My Chemical Romance, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down, Fall Out Boy, and occasionally Deep Purple.

Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiiha, Hinate Hyuuga, Aragorn, Gimli, Gandalf, Sauruman, Boromir, Eomir, Legolas, Eowyn, Arwen, Smeagol, Tidus, Yuna, Auron, Batou, Motoko, all of Section 9 lol, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Jill Valentine, Leon S. Kennedy, Albert Wesker, Ada Wong, Altair, Donkey Kong ;p

Pairings: Out of the fanfiction I habitually read and write, these are the pairings I enjoy.

Ghost In The Shell: Batou/Motoko, Motoko/Kuze, Motoko/OC

Lord of the Rings: Aragorn/Arwen, Boromir/Eowyn, Legolas/OC

Resident Evil: Chris/Jill, Chris/Rebecca, Leon/Claire, Leon/Jill, Leon/Ada, Wesker/OC, Wesker/Ada, Wesker/Excella

Naruto: Naruto/Hinata, Sasuke/Sakura, Sasuke/Ino, Shikamaru/Temari

Harry Potter: Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Cho, Ron/Hermione, Drako/Hermione, Drako/OC

Final Fantasy X: Tidus/Yuna, Tidus/Riku

Ranty Corner:

Writing/Authors/Etiquette: I'm a bit of a perfectionist, I have great trouble finishing something until I'm absolutely happy with it, and even then I can get cranky with the final product. I'm an aspiring author of my own series of novels, yes I am an amatuer but so was J.K. Rowling and J.R.R. Tolkien. Becuase of my joy of writing and aspirations I am a bit of a grammar/spelling/structure nazi, although I try not to let it show, so if I am being a bit bitch, please tell me so I can try not to be so much of one in the future. Also, I know grammar/spelling/structure is very important, and following those to a tee makes it a lot easier on the reader, but I for one would rather read an interesting fanfiction rather than one tham was meticulously written.

I write fanfiction because I'm bored, I read fanfiction because I like the characters and the worlds they come from. Nothing more, nothing less. I think the real grammar Nazi's need to be gassed ;p

Sex in Ghost In The Shell: I understand why some people like lemons, erotica can be very...erotic, but there are numerous times in Ghost In The Shell where not only do the characters mention the illegality of cyborg sex organs, but of how inferior the quality is of them. Upon this however, I find it just plain ridiculous that the Japanese Government would outfit Section Nine's cyborgs with sex organs. And one final note, in the opening sequence of the first movie we see Motoko being created, but while she does have breats and nipples, the area where her vagina should be is completely smooth.

Aragorn/Legolas Yaoi in LOTR: Yes, they are hot. Yes, they are gorgeous and yummy and most of us would like to be in the same room with them. BUT, some of you either seem to forget or ignore the fact that Aragorn is engaged (and marries) Arwen. Am I the only one who notices this in all the Aragorn/Legolas yaoi? It's not that I hate yaoi and that I'm a homophobe. I don't condone homosexualism, but I don't condemn it either. Point is, wtf people? Explanations please.

Chris/Wesker Yaoi in Resident Evil: Ok, much like the above^ but more confusing. I get that you love them, I get that you think they're hotter than Jensen Ackles, Sam Worthington, Orlando Bloom and Heath Ledger all butt naked and covered in chocolate sauce, but don't try and justify Chris/Wesker by just saying its hot. If you want positive feedback from me (and many others) about the pairing than please come up with a valid plot that explains why and how these two arch enemies overcome their mutual hatred and differences to make the beast with two backs.

Claire/Wesker in Resident Evil: Claire is easily my favourite character in Resident Evil. She's a strong, motivated woman with unbreakable convictions. I've tried to understand Claire/Wesker but it just doesn't seem to click for me. She only meets him during Code Veronica and he beats the crap out of her before he goes on his merry way to beat the crap out of Chris. If there was some hidden implication of romance or even lust there, then I missed it. Oh, and please don't argue with me that "Dear Heart" is some notation of forbidden love harboured in Wesker's bosom; the inflection used by the voice actor was obviously sarcastic.

Ghost In The Shell Corner:

I've loved Motoko and Section Nine since my brother introduced it to me when I was fourteen. I've watched Stand Alonce Complex and 2nd Gig enough times to make my head spin lol. Overall I am a big fan of Motoko/Batou, he loves her so much and she knows that they can't be together, its very tragic and beautifully scripted. Although, I do like Kuze and how he was Motoko's firts crush, so sweet XD

My GITS Projects:

Pokerface: During the intense roleplaying of some of my friends and I on Gaia, we somhow came to the topic of conversation on what could have happened between the dear Major and Kuze when they were trapped in that cave together. Hugs? Nah. Kisses? Nah. Card games? Yes!

Not really crack humour, just a simple joke based around what would have been a very serious scenario.

Lord of the Rings Corner:

I wasn't even interested when I first saw the Fellowship at the movies with my family, but Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom made me pay attention. Since then I've read the trilogy and the Hobit many times, I love the characters and Middle Earth, it really is one of the best fantasy epics around and if you think its just gay elves and gay dwarves then stay out of my fandom! jk ;p

My LOTR Projects:

Harry Potter Corner:

I think almost everyone around my age either grew up with the Harry Potter books or movies and I'm glad they did! I love Harry's struggle, J.K. Rowling has done a truly remarkable effort of bringing her world to life especially when you take into account that nobody would even give her a chance when she was starting out. She's been an inspiration to me and countless others, so when I write some HP I'm going to do my best to stay true to her world.

My Harry Potter Projects:

Naruto Corner:

I am very new to Naruto, I've only been reading/watching for a few months and I'm nowhere near getting through the huge ammount of novels/episodes/fan fiction lol. I don't have too many strong opinions one way or the other on Naruto, a lot of people like yaoi and think its canon and I can sort of see where they're coming from, but in all honesty, I like Naruto/Hinate, they're just so cute

My Naruto Projects:

Final Fantasy X Corner:

I used to be obsessed with FFX, especially Tidus/Yuna, their love was so tragic T^T, but I've really lost interest over the eyars so I'm not really thinking of writing any FFX unless I get some huge inspiration lol. But, that doesn't mean I'm not interested in reading some good FFX fanfiction, so if you've got suggestions, please shoot me a PM.

I may post some of my older works so watch this space.

Resident Evil Corner:

I had never heard of the Resident Evil games until I was watching Extinction with my brother and he called me a retard for liking the movies more than the games. As you could expect I soon learnt of the games and just how incredible they are in comparison to the rather amatuerish movies. I still like the first movie and Apocalypse, but Extinction was pretty iffy, and Afterlife was just terrible. It almost ruined the whole franchise for me.

My Resident Evil Projects:

Fun Aussie Slang:

Some words of wisdom that may need translation.

Mate: a friend.

Yobbo: an idiot.

Wanker: a tosser/chronic masterbator/dickhead.

Slag: a slut.

Sheila: a woman of bad taste.

Wog: someone of Greek/Italian/Lebonese descent.

Ranga: a redhead/ginger.

Wobbygong: something you've forgotten the name of.

Pollywog: I'm not even sure of its meaning ;p

Ute: a pickup truck, short for utility or utilitarian.

Cracka: fireworks.

Bunga: also fireworks.

Out whoop-whoop: a place beyond your ability to remember.

Walkabout: to go for a walk.

Bunyip: a mythical creature.

Tucker: food.

Snags: sausages.

Dunger: something of questionable quality.

Bugger: a universal term, much like fuck.

Grog: booze, liquor, alcohol.

Fags: cigarettes.

Feral: someone of dispicable taste and living arrangements.

Gulley: as above^

Fair dinkum: multi-use term for "damn right" or "no way".

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