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(my username is a reference to two of my favourite bands it has nothing to do with burning heads I promise) Hey! So I'm a teenager moved from London to Britain's absolute middle of nowhere and writing/reading has always been my refuge away from the army of cows outside my window. I have way too many 'fictional' (blasphemy) characters living in my head, I major in doing everything but what I'm supposed to, and I play music louder than the widows of our enemies since 1234. If you understood that obscure reference then you'll already know I'm quite an extreme fan of the Shadowhunter gang, but I'm also a proud RavenBoy?/Potterhead/Whovian/Cumberbitch/YAlover All hail Will Herondale. |
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The (Somewhat) Chance Encounter by katethewriter reviews
Random strangers seldom burst into my apartment unannounced. So when two of them do within the span of twenty minutes—one to yell at me about salty dicks and the other to apologize for the first—it catches me slightly off-guard. But I will not go as far as to say that it was a bad thing, for what transpires afterward I never would have expected. M for language/adult themes. AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,585 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Clary F., Jace W.
The Head and the Heart by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray, a ginger ale-loving artist from New York, is staying with the Lightwoods in Paris for the summer to complete an art program. There she meets Jace Wayland, comedy show enthusiast and future architect. As the two of them feel a connection, will the imminent promise of summer ending—and them being apart—get in the way of falling in love?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,025 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W.
A Tale Of Two by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
TMI/TID crossover. After yet another set of failed relationships, Clary and her flatmate Tessa have just about had enough of men. Determined not to be let down again, they make a pact to stay single and spend Valentine's together instead. At least, that's the plan. Unfortunately, their new neighbours - the Herondale boys - have plans of their own... AH/AU Complete
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 194,319 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 7/19/2014 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Midnight Excursion by saachichatters reviews
Baby James is taken out by his father Will at night, and Tessa wakes to find them both missing. My first fanfic, just something that I was thinking about. Wessa one-shot. Please read and review!
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2015 - James H., Will H., Tessa G. - Complete
A Really Awesome Mess by rippingbutterflywings reviews
Clary Fray is an ordinary girl with a crush on the most popular boy in school, Sebastian Verlac. When he begins harrassing her, she begins to see that he's dangerous, and she formulates a plan along with her brother and his friend, Jace Wayland: Clary and Jace will pretend to date until there is no danger. But is it really pretending if you share kisses in the dark? OOC, AU/ AH.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,163 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 478 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Tripping Down Memory Lane by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Filing for divorce, Jace and Clary resort to Herondale Divorce Firm, where they are forced to reminisce over past memories and to face what really caused their breakup. Rating may later change.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,300 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Clary F., Jace W.
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3315 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
The Nine Consequences of One Night and a Door by ddpjclaf reviews
The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 340,066 - Reviews: 3784 - Favs: 2,813 - Follows: 2,382 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
Hidden Feelings by brokenstatue reviews
How odd that the boy who knows almost everything, doesn't know he's in love.
Raven Cycle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Blue S., R. Gansey - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 2,170 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Kissing Dilemma by dayuuuumgirl reviews
Clary's life is far from perfect. She's the school bully's favorite victim, she threw up on the hottest guy on campus, and, on top of everything, her mom is dating her English teacher. So in comparison, a lead in a class play doesn't seem like the end of the world, does it? Not when the play is Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, and Romeo happens to be the very guy she threw up on!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,812 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
You Owe Me by I'm a Muppet of a girl reviews
Clary Fray and Jace Wayland hated each other at first sight. It seems like he lives to make her life miserable. But when Jace is attacked and the police start to suspect Clary of being responsible (despite the fact that she played a part in saving his life), it becomes necessary to find the real culprit, and impossible for them to hate each other any longer.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 155,272 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 678 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
The Pizza Delivery by foolishmundanes reviews
Modern Day AU. In which, Tessa orders a pizza, and something accidentally slips from her mouth. "Well, I hope you're not expecting a discount on the pizza just because we confessed our undying love for each other." One-shot.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Tessa G., Will H. - Complete
Covert Casanova by ddpjclaf reviews
She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,836 - Reviews: 2780 - Favs: 3,129 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete