Kyle let his phone ring three times before caving, bringing it to his ears and trying to sound as indifferent as possible. "What do you want?" He heard Cartman laugh as though the answer was obvious. "Get your stuff. I'll be there in ten minutes." (Oneshot) (Complete) (T)

Craig realizes that his feeling for Tweek may be something more than friendship. To get to the bottom of why he's having them, he must confront Yaoi, Asians, and even Cartman. High School AU

"I fucking suck at subtlety, don't I?" "Yeah Craig...you do." Craig and Tweek stopped pretending to be gay the week before their Freshman year started.