My name is Maile and I live in Hawaii.

Favorite T.V. Shows

Private Practice

Stargate SG-1 (first eight seasons only... the show died when RDA left)

Once Upon A Time

Grey's Anatomy

Criminal Minds

Bones

Sanctuary

JAG

NCIS

Xena: Warrior Princess (I wish I had been old enough to really watch this when it was still new!!!)

Law and Order: SVU

CSI (the original and Miami)

Alias

House

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Star Trek: Voyager

Pretender

Army Wives

Reba

Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman

Charmed

Lie To Me

Favorite Books

The Cynsters Series

Harry Potter

Song of the Lioness Quartet

Circle of Magic

The Circle Opens

The Immortals Quartet

The Protector of the Small Quartet

TWitches

Any Nora Roberts Books but specifically her Three Sisters Island Trilogy

The Pretense

The Hawk and the Jewel

The Knight and the Dove

Who Brings Forth the Wind

The Princess

Sophie's Heart

Chicken Soup Books

Love Comes Softly Series

The Redemption Series

Any Lori Wick or Karen Kingsbury Book

Favorite Ships

Sam/Jack This is probably the ship that I like the most. I hated it when Sam was engaged to Pete and Jack was dating Kerry. I pretty much idolized Sam until season seven. After that I realized that she wasn't as good of a role model any more, but she will still always be one of my favorite female characters of all time.

Janet/Jack I was so mad when they killed Janet. They ruined everthing when they did that. At one point I wouldn't read anything other than Sam and Jack but after a while I realized that Janet and Jack was nothing to sneeze at.

I will read Jack/other female character... as long as there is no Sam bashing... If people can write a good story about Jack and someone else without making Sam look like a witch with a b then I will totally read it

Mac/Harm The Series finally was really disapointing. I mean you spend nine years watching a show waiting for a couple to get together and the writers end it with them getting engaged and flipping a coin to see where they are going to live. How lame is that. I wanted to see them get married and have kids or something. I hate stories that have lots of Mac bashing. I will read stories where they are not a couple as long as both are presented in a good light.

Harm/Jen I found this pairing was really cute and actually made some sense, especially after the two of them taking care of Mattie together. I will read Harm with other female character stories as long as there is no major Mac bashing ( you have to understand I was just a little kid when JAG started... I was also the only kid my age who could actually pay attention to "grown up" shows... so I was totally raised as a Harm/Mac shipper... especially since Mac was my hero and Harm was my first crush... so I can't stand stories that bash either one of them)

Charlotte/Cooper I have totally fallen in love with this pairing!!!

Addison/Derek I have to go with this pairing, although I have nothing against MerDer, I just think that Derek and Addison fit better together. (although if they came up with someone better for both Addison and Meredith then I would totally pair them both with someone other than Derek 'cause he's kind of and inconsiderate selfish jerk)

Booth/Bones Everything before Hannah = awesome!!! They writers just keep screwing things up after that without really fixing any problems

Booth/other I occasionally enjoy reading Booth/Angela or Booth/Cam but I don't like outsiders

Jenny/Jethro They have to end up together they have so much chemistry as well as history. Plus you can tell that he loves her more than any other woman they put him with. I was furious when they killed her.

Jethro/Ziva Probably my second favorite Gibbs pairing. This is the pairing i read when i am tired of Gibbs chasing after red-heads or when Jenny makes me mad.

Jethro/Abby This pairing always cheers me up.

Denise/Frank

Claudia Joy/Micheal

Catherine/Gil I like this pairing because I think that Sara and Grissom is totally gross, it's like he's either dating the female version of himself or he's dating his daughter, and Catherine is way better for him

Jack/Irina This is totally my favorite Alias pairing. I really believe that Irina cared more about Jack and Sydney then she did about Rambaldi. She was always in the end trying to protect her family and make sure that they lived to see another day.

Cuddy/House I really don't like House or Cuddy with other people but I will read stories where they're not together as long as the story is good and they don't make the characters wierd

Beverly/Jean Luc I don't think that they should be afraid

Deanna/Will

Kathryn/Chakotay

Be'lanna/Tom

Harry/Hermione My number one favorite

Harry/Tonks

Harry/Susan

Harry/Daphne

Harry/Luna

Alanna/Jonathan I really do not like George

Daine/Numair

92% of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing your "butt" off.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

You're never alone...

93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.

Don't be one of those people.

Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

I thought that this was Hilarious

"Top Ten Politically Correct Christmas Carols:"
1. O Holiday Tree

2. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter

3. Frosty the Snowperson

4. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained Continuously Monitored Eco-Friendly Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for which I do have a permit)

5. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlepersons

6. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator

7. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Non-endangered Foliage (If office policy permits)

8. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings

9. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection

10. I'll Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December" Thank you as I reposted!

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