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A Year Too Soon by NHunter reviews
Somehow, young Harry Potter got enrolled into Hogwarts a whole year earlier than expected. And this small alteration changes the fate of the whole Wizarding world... ••• AU story and, eventually, M-rated ••• Minor bashing of various characters is possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 116,610 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 7/3/2016 - Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.
Charles Dance Saves Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
Will the actor prove an improvement over the original Tywin? Another not so self insert into Westeros; which ever needs saving, because readers will never find a more wretched world of scum and villainy than this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,330 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/31/2018
The Thing About Parrots by oniforever reviews
A crack-ish fic about a Tom Riddle who had no idea that his mother was a witch, but assumed she was from the circus as Mrs. Cole had said. There he learns of prejudice, but instead of embracing it and cultivating a supermacist, muggle-hating persona, he goes the opposite direction after being called mudblood one too many times and deciding to roll with it. Written for NaNoWriMo2018
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,946 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/30/2018 - Published: 11/3/2018 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr., Myrtle
The Professors' Point of View by alittleinsane963 reviews
Admit it, you've always been curious about what the professors were thinking while Harry, Ron, and Hermione got themselves into all kinds of shenanigans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 109 - Words: 258,371 - Reviews: 3750 - Favs: 1,560 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 3/22/2018 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Ties that bind by Kira Gamble reviews
Godric and Salazar have been hiding in plain sight for most of their lives. Now is the time to take action. The return of the Dark Lord threatens to destroy everything they know, but nobody believes the boy who desperately tries to warn the world. Except for them. The time has come for them to return to Hogwarts, the place where it all started. Takes place during Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,909 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/13/2017 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Harry P., Salazar S., Godric G.
Exile by bennybear reviews
After the war, Draco is saved by his late grandfather's foresight. With his unanswered questions outnumbering the stars in the sky, he struggles to come to terms with reality. Will he fail yet again? Canon compliant. Prequel to my next-generation-series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 184,697 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Draco M. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,329 - Follows: 6,218 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Mind of the Locusts by H.G.Wells reviews
Following the war of 1996, President Thomas Whitmore is left scarred from his violent contact with the alien hive mind. Yet his brain now contains a treasure trove of shared alien memories - information that could be vital to humanity's survival. The newly formed ESD begins a dangerous experiment to uncover the secrets of the vicious alien hive mind. One shot...for now...
Independence Day - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,487 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 4/7/2016 - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3582 - Favs: 10,143 - Follows: 11,970 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,733 - Follows: 3,649 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The One He Feared by Taure reviews
Post-HBP, DH divergence. Albus Dumbledore left Harry more than just a snitch. Armed with 63 years of memories, can Harry take charge of the war? No bashing, canon compliant tone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 41,772 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Capsized by TerryJ reviews
"I could kill myself." Will offered lamely. What happens after the Election Night broadcast if none of their problems are fixed?
Newsroom - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,601 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Will McA., MacKenzie McH., Charlie S.
The Tenth Hour by MeMyselfAndTARDIS reviews
The Doctor and the Master have escaped the clutches of none other than death itself, but it doesn't take two great minds to understand that this whole thing must be some sort of a dream. Either that, or the universe is on their side... The alternate story that occurs after "End of Time" (?).
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,383 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - 10th Doctor, The Master, I. Braxiatel - Complete
Before Schawarma by PenPatronus reviews
COMPLETE Steve apologizes to Tony. Friendship, drama, hurt / comfort, one-shot, a missing moment from the end of the movie
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 6671 - Favs: 9,675 - Follows: 4,858 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
One Hundred Days by Ar-Zimraphel reviews
During the 100 days of Tony Stark's captivity, the world gives up. Pepper doesn't. Light Tony/Pepper. Rating for language.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,516 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/22/2011 - V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14428 - Favs: 21,923 - Follows: 8,809 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Firefighter by A Wandering Minstrel reviews
Pepper Potts goes on a job interview. PRE-MOVIE.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
To Turn To The Dark Side, Press Three by frodogenic reviews
Anakin Skywalker discovers that the worst part about losing his arm is trying to convince the Republic Health Insurance Agency to pay for it. Because if anything will turn you to the Dark Side, it's HMOs...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,091 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Fifth Column by The Evil Author reviews
The Rag Tag Fleet finally makes it to the Thirteenth Tribe, only to find the Cylons there first. Which is a complete surprise to the Cylons…
TV X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 74,610 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Swamprat by Andrea13 and PersephoneKore reviews
Godric Gryffindor has been called too daring for his own good, but even HE is starting to think that charging into a swamp in search of a wizard known only as "Serpent-Tongue" is not the brightest move...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,902 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete