![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Hello my name is Nicola. I'm almost 16 and in year 11. my sister also has an account on here and is writing a story currently though not about twilight (which is my fandom) it is really good and I can guarantee that you will like it. My twilight story hmm... well I was given twilight to read at school I became obsessed. I heard about midnight sun and was disappointed to find it wasn't finished on the sight i was not until after I found a different author writing it (lafalana i think it was she's also writing the rest of the trilogy in Edwards point of view :) ) did I find out that it wasn't finished by Stephanie Meyer but it didn't bother me. And tada i was introduced to the wonderful world of fanfiction. I am a firm believer in HEA (happy Edward after) and hate angst all my stories that i read are fluffy. 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, DxS Phreak, Hotduckgurl, OddObsessed, have-a-cookie, ShadowGirdo, Yellow14, Black Moon Falling, 1pepsi1obsessed, THEBESTDAMNTHING96, Mordanyes, KatieCullen96, alternativelives, alternativetwins (As long as I have some friends and am entertained, I am good) FREAKING FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN RIGHT HERE SING TO THE TUNE OF ITSY BITSY SPIDER The itsy pixie vampire went to the shopping mall. She wouldn't care if there was no sale at all, but out came the sunshine and made her spark-kly, so the itsy pixie vampire quit her shopping spree. If at first you don't succeed, try walking around the brick wall. You have more chance of dying by an asteroid collision than in a plane crash. The dimensions of the Space Shuttle, one of humanities greatest achievements, were specified over 2500 years ago by a horse. "They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching." Anonymous "I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes." Anonymous "I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous "Anyone can reach their stars…and if you can’t reach, catch one that falls." Anonymous "Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door..." Anonymous "You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor." Anonymous "Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous "It's not how you pick your nose; it's where you put the booger." Anonymous "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous "An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." Anonymous "Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" Anonymous "My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." Anonymous roses are red violets are blue on my list of favroites twilight is way higher then you! "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder." The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else." "Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary." "The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. " A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me. FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops. FRIENDS: Get angry at you for calling them late in the night. FRIENDS: Wonder about your love life. FRIENDS: Lets me make an idiot of myself in public. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. FRIENDS: Help you find your prince. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. FRIENDS: Will help you move. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Tells you she knows how you feel. FRIENDS: Would tell off your stalker for you FRIENDS: Turn down the music when you ask them to FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!" FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Twilight Oath HUMAN GUYS VS. EDWARD CULLEN A human guy can only push you out of the way of a speeding car. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, tm7, PP-PhantomPhoenix, ThornRose16, Mordanyes, KatieCullen96, alternativelives ,alternativetwins, This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line. X -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Someone aka Me, Edward Cullen Jasper Hale Rosalie Hale Alice Cullen Emmett Cullen Bella Swan If you don't have a boyfriend, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree If you wish you could meet all your favorite celabrities, copy and past this on your profile 98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent that hasn't, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this into you profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your @ off. (Heck YEAH!) If you think the kids should just give the rabbit his dang cereal, copy this, and put it in your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen upstairs, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profileIf you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over air copy and paste this into your profile If your an proud stalker and overly obsessed love struck fan girl of Edward anthony masen cullen copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever had someone say "you could so be bella" copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i'm actually British and I will only listen to their nonsense because their accent even though iv got a British accent the boys tend to sound different some how) If someone mentions Twilight,you can go on for hours talking about it, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are always telling you to shut up, but you don't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends are considering torturing you to shut up about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile. Oh Yeah! If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a paper cut, and sucked on the blood, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your parents are actually sick and tired of Twilight because of you, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your parents know that you love Twilight so much because of how much you say it to them, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this onto your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a little voice inside your head that talks to you constantly and won't shut up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been in an awkward situation before paste this. If you've ever fallen flat on you're face in public paste this. If you've ever fallen on your but in public paste this. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever thought: why am I'm listening to this person? Copy and paste this onto your profile. If you get annoyed by people who constantly say 'like', copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever completely forgotten what you were going to say, and then get told "it can't of been very important then" when you know it was IMPORTANT, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your completely un-photogenic, even though your not normally that hideous, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever said something, at exactly the same time as someone else, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten what you came for, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever spent too much time of the computer, copy and paste this to your profile If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile. Only a vegetarian, like the Cullens! If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile If you read New Moon and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD copy and paste this on your profile AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires. LES is Love Edward Syndrome. OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder. WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome. WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome. JNJOCNRP is Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes. YKTCARS You Know that The Cullens are Real Syndrome. if you made it this far and didn't skip anything give yourself a shiny :) (my sister uses that line apparently i used to watch a program called the shiny show when i was little and be obsessed with getting shines and literally scream my head off if I didn't get a shiny) :D. |
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