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Joined 11-23-11, id: 3458157, Profile Updated: 12-21-11

Hmmm... what to say, what to say...?

I'll get back to that one ;)

Ok now for the fun stuff... that's not entirely important:

If you've ever attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or drawing an array, copy and paste this into your profile
(I've attempted to draw many transmutation circles...mostly to see it I could get out of Math...)

98 of all teens would be in hysterics if Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus was about to jump to her doom. Copy and paste this if you would be of the 2 screaming,"JUMP BITCH!"
(hahaha I would totally do that, I can't stand her...she kinda creeps me out)

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile
(All the time. There called my friends :D )

If you like being utterly random copy and paste this on your profile.
(Well this one explains itself.)

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.
(It was "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star". At school.)

If you can be quiet one second and hyper in another, but don't have mood swings, copy this in your profile.
(This is just my way of life!!!)

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
(I ended up with feathers all though my hair...)

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
(I believe that I should be proud of who I am.)

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile! ;)
(What do you think I've been doing!!)

FRIENDS vs BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS:
Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
(One of my Best Friends has ACTUALLY done this.)

FRIENDS:
Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
(She hasn't done this one...yet)

FRIENDS:
Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS:
Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
(This is a common occurrence, since both of us are clumsy)

FRIENDS:
Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS:
Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
(I hope she doesn't...)

FRIENDS:
Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser! Quit crying."
(This is a SOMETIMES.)

FRIENDS:
Will offer you a soft-drink.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will take the last one, while running off saying, "You snooze. You loose."
(This happens a lot. It's not a random occurrence to see us racing to the fridge.)

FRIENDS:
Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
(She thankfully did this to another.)

FRIENDS:
Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS:
Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
(One word...True.)

FRIENDS:
Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will help you move the bodies.
(Can you guys keep a secret?)

FRIENDS:
Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:
Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:
Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"
(Yeah we've got it all planned, another of our friends is gonna bail us BOTH out.)

FRIENDS:
Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:
Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
(Yes, this is why most of the time everyone is hungry. My parents don't buy us food when we run out anymore.)

FRIENDS:
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:
Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
(Only sometimes...only when we're NOT hungry.) *see "Helps themselves..."

FRIENDS:
Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:
Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
(Or laugh about when you ARE down, to make you feel better.)

FRIENDS:
Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:
Has you on speed dial.
(This is a given...most days.)

FRIENDS:
Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:
Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
(I've had this happen several times.)

FRIENDS:
Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:
Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
(Don't ask her to, she will!)

FRIENDS:
Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will kick the whole crowd's ass and yell, "You beep-ers!"

FRIENDS:
Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
(My parents just say, "and where have you bee? It's past curfew.")

FRIENDS:
You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:
Threaten to tell the whole school, but never get around to it.
(She goes around saying that she has something to say, then conveniently forgets it.)

FRIENDS:
Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS:
Are for life.
(Ha! My friend would drag me around buying me drinks, even if I said no.)

FRIENDS:
Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS:
Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will repost this crap!

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