Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.

Features Adam and Eve from Only Lovers Left Alive and an OC introduced in my fic From Darkness to Light crossing over from events seen in Avengers and Thor Dark World. Adam is faced with the biggest challenge of his immortal life. Will he survive?

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.

Hadrian Jamison Potter better known as Harry James Potter aka The-Boy-Who-Live is done being everybody's favorite doormat when he reflects on the events of his past three years at Hogwarts. Now that he is forced into a deadly competition he will take off his golden hued mask to reveal the dark creature that had always lurked beneath. Rated 18* . Slash. (On Hiatus)

The first time he'd met Karen she'd been holding a copy of Crimson Peak. Bobby/Karen, Thomas/Lucille, Thomas/Edith. Complete.

The summer after Cedric died. Harry meets surprise visitors who end his isolation, provide an alternate response to the Prophecy, and change his life forever.

When Sam and Dean hear about a reclusive vamp living in Detroit, they go after it to gank it, as usual. But when they get there, the vampire Adam isn't at all what they thought he would be... [Season 3 Verse]

What if the prophecy wasn't as literal as Dumbledore assumed? Sometimes, sleep deprivation can be helpful. Set post fifth year, a bit (very) OOC. Just some silliness my own sleep dep caused.

I've always wondered what attracted Eve to Adam and wanted to know how and why she turned him. Then I saw the painting The Violin Student, Paris by Stephen Seymour Thomas and was suddenly inspired! (story complete)

Thor can't deal with the pain of losing Loki again. Until he meets Adam, a man who is, at the same time, so much like Loki and yet so different. Thorki, Thor/Adam. AU, Thor/Only Lovers Left Alive crossover.

"And that guy?" "Oh, Sebastian. Watch out for him, eh, Phantomhive? He'd stick a feather in his hair like a middle finger at God." "...Is he...staring at me?" Ciel Phantomhive, with his handy dandy morals decked into his sleeves, has nary a chance of survival when Sebastian Michaelis, heart throb of the school towers over him in fascination. BoardingSchool!AU /Don't read this pls/

AU. Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by an Unspeakable and taken back to the Department of Mysteries. Little does he know he is to become their test Guinea pig. Rated M.