Thanks to the relative anonymity of the (very) World Wide Web, you’ll get to know absolutely everything there is to know about curiousitycat, with the one exception… my name.

I’m 23, and live in the South of England. Back with the parentals. Clinging onto responsibility free student life (despite no longer being a student), I spend a fraction of my time working in an office and the rest of the time thinking about not working in an office. After 2011… who knows?

Some of the most important things to me are: creative writing, Apple, PJ trousers, coffee, and my teddy bear (the secret’s out; I have been caught in the act of hiding him in my wardrobe by my housemates).

I love, love, love: cute and colourful stuff (bowls with faces on, novelty mugs, plastic dinosaurs), cherry flavour, watching horror movies in bed, cooking, Keira Knightley and Matt Smith, Sainsbury’s Magazine, fashion, stormy weather, Queens of the Stone Age, studying Greek and Roman Witchcraft, pretty shoes and pretty girls.

I do not love: football, horse racing, Megavideo’s time limit, meat, oppressively hot days and Emma Watson.