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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Hobbit. Well, I haven't actually posted much on here, but I'm thinking that's about to change. I'm a bit of a sucker for the fantasy genre, or a good bad boy. I sometimes go a rather long time without updating, especially if life gets really hectic, but that doesn't mean I've abandoned them. I'd love feedback on my work, as I do become a little paranoid sometimes and do not feel it is very good. And I would love a beta to read over things and help spur me on. So if you're interested, feel free to drop me a line. :) |
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The Weight Of Us by bitchface-mcgee reviews
Louisa Murphey liked the simplicity of her life. She never wanted more than she had or wished to be something she wasn't, but as fate deals her a losing hand, the only way to survive is to rely on a certain Viking to pull her through the darkness. More info inside - EricxOC fanfic
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 86,926 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 6/13/2018 - Published: 7/8/2013 - [Eric N., OC] Jason, Sookie S.
Destined To Him by tiibouchina reviews
Sookie came back from Faery to a sight she hadn't expected; a young woman sitting on her porch surrounded by travel cases. A woman swearing to protect her. A woman Eric didn't know he'd been expecting for over a thousand years. Eric/OC, some minor Pam/OC, M for adult themes, language and violence. Post S03
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 168,951 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 675 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2013 - [Eric N., OC] Pam
Stand or Burn by jazzerciser reviews
A queen without a king is still a ruler. A girl without a father is still a child. But Cedric made her special. Without him, she doesn't know what she is. George Weasley sets out to discover: who is Prudence Turner?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 173,178 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/2/2017 - Published: 2/16/2014 - George W., Cedric D., OC, Fred W.
Begin Again by bellatrixD reviews
"Ella Wood," he whispered into the night, like a secret only for him to know. "You're the most infuriating, selfless, stupid, beautiful, idiotic, loving person I know. And I love you." I buried my head into is warm neck, glad to have my sunshine back in the midst of the surrounding darkness. "I'm broken," I said. "Bloody hell, you lose a bit of hair and you go mental. Women."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 179,828 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 6/7/2014 - George W., OC, Fred W.
Home with the Fairies by I-Mushi reviews
We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 255,903 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Boromir, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
For Want of a Handkerchief by Lynliss reviews
Bilbo's housekeeper has a Took-ish streak, and when she discovers her employer has vanished, leaving behind his handkerchief, she takes it upon herself to track him down and return it. And perhaps find an adventure of her own along the way. Thorin/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,144 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 1,063 - Updated: 11/30/2015 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Thorin
Scars Heal by ZonateBiscuit reviews
Currently updating and editing! Apologies for abrupt changes!- Scars can be harsh and obvious; healed wounds of grander or terrible things... but what of the scars we don't see? Ferin is asked by Gandalf to aid the Dwarves in the journey to take back Erebor. Only she is in an unfortunate, and quite ridiculous situation when she first meets them. Thorin/OFC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,710 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Thorin
To be a Gryffindor by NightzSong reviews
"You're a Gryffindor, girlie!" Her grandfather rasped, but even his old eyes could see his little lamb did not believe the words. It was plain in her manner as her sad eyes slipped to the floor, head bowed as the weight of her self-disgust overwhelmed her. "I don't even know what that means..." She whispered. Slight AU, FWxOCxGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,802 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - George W., OC, Fred W.
Dwarf Gold (The Cautiousness of Hanah Skinner) by Vargavinter reviews
"You'll take a dwarf's gold but not his hand?" he asked. Hanah reached out, and his hand clamped around hers like a bear trap. She had heard dwarves were as harsh as the rock they dwelled in, that any slight against them would be remembered, forever. But for that gold, Hanah would accept their business gratefully. (Post-BoFA.) Update 2017: slight rewrite ch1-6.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 132,023 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Fíli, OC] Dwalin, Kíli - Complete
2 Sons: Call of Duty by Harlee Quinn reviews
Marlowe returns home after a 10-year absence and is manipulated by her brother to come to Charming. There she is thrown headfirst into his dangerous MC life and into the path of Jax Teller. Can Marlowe find a place among the Club, heal the breach between her and Happy and develop a relationship with Jax despite the fact that he has an old lady? Part 1 of the '2 Sons' Trilogy.
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 373,770 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Happy, Jax, OC - Complete
Alice Saves Wonderland by Last of the Lilac Wine reviews
The wardrobe only takes one...Snow White gives birth to twin girls. Emma is protected in the wardrobe but Alice is left behind to fall prey to the Dark Curse with her mother and father. Now, in our world, she has no idea who she is, yet alone that Wonderland exists or that she's destined to save it. Jefferson/OC
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 56,622 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, OC, Jefferson/Mad Hatter
Bohemia by Crime Scene Fairy reviews
In her three years at SHIELD, Mackenzie Donahue has run into some strange things. Weird hammers, egocentric billionaires, and of course her archer SO. Somehow, a gentleman soldier out of his time turns out to be the best of it all. Steve/OC - Chapter 50: Where You Belong - For now, in that small nightclub, Steve Rogers and Mack Donahue were where they belonged.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 246,380 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,331 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Captain America/Steve R., OC] [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Change is Everything by TrickPhotography reviews
When S.H.I.E.L.D. approaches historian Dr. Emily Harthorn to work on a 'classified project', she is drawn into a world of government secrets and politics. Re-acclimating a soldier to the 21st century...that's nothing she was prepared for. Events occur prior to and during The Avengers. Rated M as a precaution.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,994 - Reviews: 1305 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., OC - Complete
At your service by cecania13 reviews
A collection of smutty one-shots involving mostly the line of Durin but possibly anyone who tickles my fancy.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 105,442 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Thorin - Complete
Set Fire To The Rain by Nemu-Chan reviews
Alyssa Bennett was running from her problems. She hoped that everything would be fine but she was wrong, so wrong. Running away was not the solution and she was going to learn it unfortunately. Can anyone help her ? Eric/OC and some Godric/OC/Eric.
True Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 106 - Words: 404,357 - Reviews: 971 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/15/2012 - [Eric N., OC] Godric - Complete
Time Heals All Wounds by brightsilverkitty reviews
Are Murderers born? Or are they made? When Hermione is sent to the past she is forced to become acquainted with someone she knew she'd hate for the rest of her life. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 150,080 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 1,456 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
I'd Do Anything For You by It's-A-Passion reviews
She was of high status, determined to try to help her friend. He was of low status, and the reason she tries. And in the middle of conspiracy, blood and revenge, a forbidden love blooms. A noble woman, of good breeding and position, could never love a gladiator slave, unkempt and arrogant. And yet...they can't control their fate, or the Parcae who wield it. GannicusOC.
Spartacus: Blood and Sand - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,342 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - [Gannicus, OC]
Love is a Battlefield by CharlotteBlackwood reviews
The Wilde sisters, the Weasley brothers, the war. Follow the two families and their interactions through the eyes of the Wilde girls, Emma, Val, Joss, and Jo. *Collaboration with xyellowconverse, Freakin-Little, and Missing Triforce* BW/OC, CW/OC, FW/OC, GW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 65 - Words: 184,585 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Bill W., Charlie W., OC, Fred W.
Lost by LittleApril reviews
An It had to Middle-earth was He was But as his hand gripped mind, and his fingers ghosted over my face, and the hope we had been holding onto had shattered, I I knew then that this was Kili/OC
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kíli, Fíli
Serenata Immortale by Evie Grey reviews
Layla moves to the sleepy southern town of Bon Temps. As it turns out people around here don't sleep much. She gets caught in the drama, and inexplicably drawn to the Vampire side of things. She seems to have a lot in common with the undead. An Eric/OC & Alcide/Oc.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 56 - Words: 123,605 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Eric N., Alcide H.
Different Kind of Knight by hckybll reviews
Modern AU- Main focus will be Jon as a cop, Arya in college, and Sansa's career, their day to day life and relationships. There will be multiple POVs in each chapter Gendry, Sandor, Ned and an OC. There will be some similarities between the books but just in minor details don't worry I won't ruin anything for you. Rated M for V, L, SC SanSan Gendrya Jon/OC
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 174,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012
Ink by Torithy reviews
Appearances may be deceiving, but sometimes you have to ask whether you really want to delve beneath someone's skin - and how deep you're prepared to go ... (Story removed - see profile for note)
Sons of Anarchy - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Happy, Kozik - Complete
It's A Terrible Love And I'm Walking With Spiders by Calla Mae reviews
The Company meets a woman while staying in Rivendell, and though she is not an elf the dwarves still find it hard to trust her. They know nothing of the woman and must rely on the word of Gandalf; but who is she and where is she from? How safe can she ever be when her past continues to chase her no matter how fast she runs? Fili x OC
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 113,132 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Fíli, Thorin
Imrahil's Daughters by Lialathuveril reviews
A chance encounter in a linen cupboard in the Houses of Healing has unforeseen consequences as Éomer of Rohan finds himself caught between two very different women. However, things are not quite as they seem: a tale of love, deception and bees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,995 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
Last Generation by Meg Storm reviews
'At the time, I didn't really understand the problem, especially when there seemed like such a simple solution. "I'll go with Dagonet."' To protect her people, she must loose the woman to the knight. Please R&R!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,124 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011
Ecstasy in Exile by amandalynwood reviews
Her village burned to ashes, Erienne is rescued by Eomer who was recently banished. TT, ROTK & beyond Will they find love? She also forms a friendship with Legolas. Pairing: Eomer/Erienne LEMONS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,114 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Eomer, Legolas - Complete
The Rain by o0One.Sky.One.Destiny0o reviews
The team has relocated after the events that nearly tore them apart in L.A. They've started over in New Mexico picking up where they left off and fixing what went wrong. Storms bring a stranger into their life and to everyone's surprise changes everything
Fast and the Furious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,695 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Complete
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Warriors: Die To Save You reviews
Morgan finds herself aligned with the Order of the Phoenix in her final year of schooling, ingraining herself in a war across the Atlantic from her home in order to protect her family. In her time in Britain, she finds strength, purpose, love, and something worth fighting and dying for. FredxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2015
Into The Light reviews
They were helpless to fight the light that engulfed them, pulling them from all that they had known and leaving them somewhere foreign and new. Now, Tess, Sadie, and Lillian are left to build lives from the ground up in this new land, coming to terms with the changes around them and in themselves. OCs, Kili, Fili, and Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Kíli, Thorin
Friction reviews
After managing to break into Hogwarts, the Death Eaters have infiltrated the Ministry of Magic, in Britain and in the United States. Marriage laws have been enacted in an effort to reduce opposition. Rhiannon and Bill have been thrown in the middle.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,196 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Bill W., OC