When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

Waking in the body of a murdered child, Taylor Hebert, once a super villain and later a super hero must discover who has been killing muggleborns while being forced to go to Hogwarts, among groups who are the most likely suspects.

Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

Shirou never expected to be summoned to another world, but now all he wants to do is finish save it so that he could return home to his family. But it order to return home, he will first have to survive. First rule of surviving as a summoned hero, don't trust ANYONE.

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…

Jaune Arc is the black sheep of his family. Unable to awaken his Aura and scrambling for some kind of achievement, he becomes desperate enough to perform a ritual found in an ancient book of 'magic' - and unwittingly exposes Remnant to things even the esteemed hunters of Beacon Academy can hardly imagine.

A young man from earth is reborn into the DC universe with the powers of the gamer. Except, the circumstances of his reincarnation, are less than satisfactory. Dark Fic. DarkGamer!Fic. Eventual Antagonistic!Gamer.

EMIYA finds himself in a strange world filled with evil creatures and superhumans. He thinks it's all a dream, a sham, no one could free him from Alaya's own prison. However, even with his many doubts, fate is constantly proving him wrong. Maybe there is a happy ending after all.

Qrow Branwen has long stood alone as the guardian of humanity against the various insane cultists and monsters that seek to bring destruction. Now however, he must make an unlikely alliance to protect a young champion who will prove key to defeating the darkness that comes.

The World falling apart around him, a young man stomps forward and plays the Game of life. Poorly. Gamer AU, Starts during the Fall of Mount Glenn. OC that plays the game the only way he knows how; Aggressively. Featuring a mind unaffected by the Game, instead of being sculpted by it.

When Abathur, Evolution Master of the Swarm, is cornered by Terran forces, he believes he is about to die. Across the galaxy, a last ditch summoning ritual tries to find something that could fight Voldemort. Neither of these events go as expected. Now Abathur, trapped in the body of a Terran, must rebuild the swarm on his own, and attempt to avoid getting killed in the process.

A Marvel fan from our world is reborn in the MCU. Sure he could follow the SI clichés; become a hero, save the world and get the girl, but Michael McCole instead decides to follow a different path. After all, in a world where magic is real, reality is what you decide for it to be. There will be challenges along the way, but nobody said becoming a God was easy.

After a life mixed with chaos and contentment, Shirou woke up in a new world, very similar and yet so different from his own. Now he must contend with powers far beyond his level, protecting his friends and countless innocent people from being caught up in a war beyond their wildest imaginations... Alright, maybe it wasn't so different after all...(Cover image doesn't belong to me)

Rejected from Beacon, Jaune gets an offer to take a new path into the unknown world of the supernatural, and quickly learns that grimm aren't the only creatures that stalk the night. It might not be what he wanted, but if it means keeping his dream alive, he can adapt. After all, dealing in magic can't be any harder than being a huntsman.

Remnant never knew what true horror was until demons more terrifying than the Grimm arrived, seeking to conquer a world they think belongs to them. Nor the limits a warrior stripped of his humanity would push himself, and others, to exterminate the Slaves of Doom and their mortal allies. His path of perpetual torment continues and this time he will no longer be walking it alone...

Something strange happened in Hybras, and Holly and Artemis have found themselves in a world not their own. Stranded in a world of bloody evolution, Artemis and Holly will face unprecedented challenges and dangerous foes for their own survival and the fate of the world... but what else is new?

Sheogorath finds the Dragonborn boring. So he decides to find a more amusing alternative. Hardcore Skyrim self-insert.

Guardian, Protector, Hero, and perhaps something more, that was what he had always meant to her, but to others he was simply known as the Huntsman of Red, Remnant's final hope.

Three of the worst girls since Eve are on Earth Bet, whether or not they belong there. But they're not the only girls who deserve a chance to be bad. (Spoilers for We Know the Devil, which you should go play/watch.)

When the past meets the present, a new future presents itself. A hero of legend fought against a harbinger of the end, and was victorious. The horror, in its last breath, used the last of its power to send him to the future. To a world covered in darkness. Will he stand by in a world that grows through Bloody Evolution? Not if he gets a say in it!

Illya loves her family. Everyone in the Emiya Household was precious to her and she'd do anything to be with them longer. However, that wasn't something that her dying body would allow. So instead, Illyasviel's last wish was to at least play a certain game with Shirou, Sakura, and Rin – her favorite game – Elder Tale... So why are they waking up in the ruined streets of Akihabara?

Past and future, a beginning and an end, a story of two souls wandering within a new world.

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

She's been called a talentless student, destined for a life of mediocrity. All the Dovahkiin hears is a challenge to be conquered.

When Shirou destroyed the Grail, he wasn't expecting it to grant his wish anyways by turning into a rocket and spiriting him away. Waking up in an unfamiliar world, filled with evil monsters called Grimm and superheroes called Huntsmen, will he finally be able to realize his dreams of becoming a hero and making cute girls happy? Semi-serious Carnival Phantasm crossover!

It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.

Inspired by Coeur Al'Aran's Professor Arc story, this asks the simple question: What if Jaune had actually attended the Vacuo Academy for Gifted Youths as he claimed? Between a fake resume, a sociopath for a partner, criminal contacts, White Fang agents, and overall bad luck... it's going to take everything he's got keep his cover at Beacon.

Some people would think life in the world of Fairy Tail is all fun and games. I did too - until I got my reality check. Fantastical as it may be, it's still a world full of harsh realities. Faced with everything a world like that could throw at me...well, could I really be expected to stay the same? (Self-Insert) [OC/Juvia]

Kazuma Satou decides to choose the Second Magic as his ability. Rescued from being subsumed by the Root by a certain Wizard Marshall, he is forced to navigate a World with ridiculous mechanics, insane Divine Spirits, distorted party members, while attempting to master the Operation of Parallel Worlds along the way.

So, I'm a girl now. Great. Fantastic. I also happen to be the youngest of the Schnee household which means I'm in the world of RWBY. Only, this isn't the RWBY I knew. Why does everyone have a screen floating above their head? What do you mean this is normal? Don't expect me to change my sexuality just because of this! Rated M for adult topics. Image from Pinterest. It's not mine.

Sixteen year old Kenny McKormick must adapt to his new life in Gotham City, while the same is also true for his eldritch alter ego, Mysterion. But while the agnostic angel of Denver makes his mark on Gotham, the Justice League and hero community at large must adapt to the emergence of this little mystery person who knows far more than he lets on…

The first Fate/Stay Night-Campione! crossover. A Heavens Feel Shirou finds that himself and Illya have been pulled into another world by a corrupted Grail. There his actions lead to him becoming the Eighth god killing Devil King. Now he has to deal with becoming someone who rules where he walks, even if he doesn't want to. That and trying to find a way back home.

A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?

He had grown cynical and just a bit bitter at the world but he'd long ago made peace with the ideals that once made him suffer. He was already satisfied with the existence he had ended up as... yet a certain brown haired master had decided that he deserved far more. So now an earnest wish from someone dear had lead to another chance at life and... maybe at happiness.

A ME crossover with the Nasuverse with an AU humanity and a first contact a century before the canon one. This is rated M for violence and - because I will try to play the Nasuverse straight - detailed descriptions of dismemberment might appear.

The Thu'um had the power to reshape reality, but even this was pushing it. A shout from a dying Miraak sends the Last Dragonborn spiraling into another universe, one with its own fair share of troubles. Now Howl must deal with gangs, a seemingly mindless horde of monsters, homework assignments and shadowy organizations that seek to destroy civilization from the inside out.

Vaskul, an ancient demilich, searches for the long lost Emperor of Hell to learn the Secret of Evolution so that he may become God. Along the way, he finds the newly formed world of MGQ, and finds himself setting in motion a chain of events that he quickly finds to be out of his control. Can Vaskul find the Emperor? Or will the war between Alice XVI and Ilias stop him?

From the belly of the beast. Through the doors of death. A man crawls back to life, into a world that was once fiction. How does he cope? What is his true aim? Take a seat as we go on the greatest journey of discovery and adventure. Where death and danger lurks at every turn. Are you bold enough to withstand it? Guess we'll find out. SI as Damian Wayne.

A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.

At the height of the 5th Holy Grail War, Shirou confronts the contaminated Grail and Angra Mainyu, ready to destroy the vile abomination. Victory, however, became a pyrrhic one as the Grail had subjected both Shirou and itself to the Second True Magic. Forcibly pulled into a world where he once again has to raise his swords, will he save the world or will not even a Remnant remain?

Collected here are the various omakes, bonus chapters and any other extra content from the Dresden Fillies series. All of the following are non-canon to the Dresden Fillies series, except 'Ditzy Dream' and 'Obsidian Journeys' which are companion pieces to 'The Dresden Fillies: False Masks'. All stories containing spoilers will include a disclaimer.

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

The followers of R'hllor had long searched for their lord's champion, the one who would sit on the throne of swords. Well, who better than to sit on a throne of swords than a man who is made of them? Hell, he's already acquainted with the princess. To bad neither of them actually wants the throne. They just want to convince everyone to stop killing each other.

Archer was given a chance at a much needed vacation, so he took it. Reborn as Weiss's twin brother, he will now try to live out a life where he could steal a little bit of happiness for himself, get laid a few times, and try desperately NOT to be a hero. Too bad his sister seem determined to be a Huntress. At least the girls at Beacon got spunk.

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

The Tyrant had surpassed death once before. This time wouldn't have been any different save for the determination of one young man and his desire to protect all that he cared for. But what should have been the end instead became a new beginning. A beginning somewhere else. A beginning where Night Raid was still needed.

He might have forgotten everything he had ever known, but that didn't matter once he picked up a sword. Some things are just too well ingrained to be completely forgotten. Now all he has to do is learn to put these skills to good use, and maybe figure out what was going on between him and that Tsundere girl.

Pyromaniac masterminds, meddling headmasters, a trigger-happy military and a group of teens who can't stop sticking their nose in things they shouldn't - really, how's a guy supposed to make a dishonest buck around here? AU, Sequel to Bad For Business.

Cinder hadn't been able to rescue Roman Torchwick that fateful night. Instead, he'd been captured, and sent to the most secure prison in Vale. To top it all off, he was then blackmailed into joining the staff at Beacon Academy to teach Economics. He could survive his way through murder, and theft, but would he be able to survive teenage drama or - worse yet - Beacon's faculty?

SEQUEL to The Wolf in December. Beacon's second semester begins, and its newest professor is faced with several challenges, not least of which is figuring out exactly what he's teaching. But teaching may be the least of his worries, with the forces now at work across Remnant. A storm is brewing, and Geralt will face it as he always has-with research, preparation, and silver.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Having just had his first taste of a life or death battle, Shirou Emiya was prepared to begin walking down the path of a Hero of Justice in the world. What he wasn't prepared for was being flung to a completely different world, where he would be forced to immediately start his journey. Now as Shirou joins the ranks of Orario's rookie adventurers, what kind of myth will he write?

A new weapons shop opens at downtown Vale run by a pair of mysterious siblings. As the embers of another great fire begin to spread across Vale, the fate of Remnant will be decided by a promise made in Winter.

While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.

Roman Torchwick has a very particular taste in women. One day, Neo finds out exactly why - much to her chagrin. (One Shot)

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who received an unexpected invitation to a different universe. Unfortunately for her, that universe was on the brink of total annihilation! Now it is up to her (and some other dudes) to turn the apocalypse into a crumpocalypse! With a side of salad, of course. TINY TINA IN THE HOUSE, SUCKAZ!

Clovis, Altmer mercenary, secret agent of the Psijic Agent, and a mer trying to make up for an ill past, finds himself in Falmart. There, he will face crazed apostles, scheming nobles, and a plot that involves two worlds. He's no Hero, Nerevarine, Champion, or Dragonborn, but he might just be the right mer at the right time.

A series of loosely connected oneshots focusing on Seras during the 30 year gap in the OVA.

The Gandalfr is the Shield of God, meant to protect their summoner from harm. Through faith and blade, here was a man that protected the weak from all that would do them harm, and his life ended with no regrets. Though Louise did not mean to summon a Guardian Knight, there were few greater she could have asked for.

The Courier just wants a break from babysitting four teenaged girls who clearly do not belong in the Wasteland.

Shirou finds himself in a world not his own under peculiar circumstances. With a power, he couldn't even begin to comprehend... with a life he couldn't make head and tails off. Everything has changed for him that is certain but his ideals... they remain same. Saving people was something he could never stop.

What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.

Where others see tragedy, Alaya sees opportunity. With the lynchpin identified, a Counter Guardian is dispatched to ensure a better future for humanity. Alternatively, the one where EMIYA realises that attracting foolishly naive idiots may just be his curse, and Summer Rose is determined to change the depressing mindset of her impromptu saviour.

He woke up with no memories in a whole new world. But that won't stop him. He'll get them back fast, and in doing so, he'll reawaken his lost powers. And all of a sudden, the Wildest Wildcard has finally been drawn. Read and review! Fav and Follow!

After one night of drunken revelry with Sanguine, the Dragonborn wakes up with more than just a headache. Sent to another world by the trickster, she now has to face a whole new set of troubles. Not as the Dragonborn, but rather as the last heir of an ancient family. At least there are no Khajiit around... only dragons and belligerent kings... - AU Pre-Conquest Seven Kingdoms

After saving Miyu and dying from his wounds, Emiya Shirou finds himself in a fantasy world, filled with magic, monsters, and masochists! Not to mention an explosion maniac, a worthless goddess, and hikkomori NEET. Can these 'heroes' defeat the Demon King? Lets test their luck! (Abandoned until further notice)

Poor, dear Alice. Slipping through the cracks again. Your friends and fiends, your Wonderland, we don't believe in fates and fortunes. For all that yours seem particularly grim...well, you've overcome worse. (A mad girl stumbles from one world to another, and somehow manages to make a friend.)

There are infinitely many Servants that could have been summoned, after all. A series of oneshots. [AU]

After passing away at a young age Shiki Tohno reincarnates into a world besieged by a demon king and like any good hero candidate he immediately shirks his responsibilities and sets out to find a way home. Arcueid true ending, post-epilogue.

The Angel who was standing in for Aqua didn't know just how scary the child sitting across from her was. She was worried that just the girl and her brother wouldn't be enough to handle the challenges that the world had to offer. She might as well not have worried.

An older, experienced Emiya Shirou finds himself in an entirely different world, where he meets many familiar faces and foes. Allied to a darker, more ruthless Saber, can Shirou survive through only his guts, wits and skills? Can he still become the hero this city of magi needs? (features almost everyone from Fate: Servants and magi, guys and gals, Arc 1 Complete!)

Jaune Arc was supposed to be an ordinary high school student. Jaune Arc was not supposed to help huntsmen and huntresses with supernatural problems that he barely knows how to handle. Meeting that vampire during spring break was a freak accident. His parents said huntsman academies were too dangerous. Turns out high school was no less dangerous for him.

Awakening to a Semblance, Roman sees his own death. Rather, all his paths lead to him dying. Cursing Cinder, Roman betrays all his criminal contacts and seeks refuge in Beacon Academy with Neo. But now there's a long list of people who want Roman dead. Trapped in a team of idiots and surrounded by assassins, Roman will now have to outplay them all in the only way he knows how.

When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU

Ragland told him that he had seen some of the worst that humanity had to offer. Now he asked him to go look for the best. But Alex Mercer never imagined that the search would take him and Dana to another world, or that he would come to learn just what it was that separated monsters from heroes.

His grandfather was a legendary Huntsman. His sisters were rising stars, the huntresses of tomorrow. He failed the Signal entrance exams. He couldn't wield a sword to save his life. But he had potential. Enough for Remnant's Secret Service to notice.

"Why? Why would you do something with that much uncertainty?" The World asked. "Simple." "Because someone out there is calling for my help." For those without help, he would always provide them. There was no need for reason nor reward. That was his lifestyle. He knew it wouldn't be changing anytime soon. Karna's journey in Halkegenia under a certain pink-haired girl was starting.

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

A series of one-shots set in a universe where Vader turned double agent for the Rebellion about three years after ROTS, and Leia is now his primary contact with the Rebellion. New: The Slave Who Makes Free. Meanwhile, on Tatooine... (Or, in which we learn that Luke and Anakin have more of a connection than either of them yet realize.)

After a strange incident in Y-City, Saitama is thrown in a strange land where everyone has superpowers, join him as he tries to settle down in this new land where lethal force on 'monsters' or anything for that matter is a big no-no.

An anomaly has opened up, and Shirou just happened to be there.

Pyrrha doesn't want the dance to end, and Jaune seems to be a willing partner. As lack of sleep becomes an excuse to act bolder, how far will Pyrrha be able to push her relationship with Jaune. Two-shot. Arkos, fluff, no action.

Ino and Temari convince Sakura that she's been dating Naruto for years. And that she's in love with her blond friend. There's no way that she could be that dense right?... Right? Also who gave her wine? Narusaku, Fluffy, One-shot.

Jaune's seven sisters are possessed by the swords passed down the Arc family lineage and it is now up to him to save them.

In the year 2042, a magical gate appears in the Ginza district of Tokyo. The people had endured four years of alien occupation and two years of insurrection. However, humanity's ordeal isn't yet over. Despite the severe loss of population and wealth from the alien wars, the elite XCOM project must brave the gate to bring back their own from the medieval horrors on the other side.

The First Lawgiver of a New Age. Where the Grimm are marshaled by Deathknights with ghostly legions. Where Huntsman Academies train future heroes, and secretly cultivate Viziers. Where Stewards seek to restore the Moon. Where gods lie sleeping, spirits hiding in shadows: Nature's Wrath wielded by ignorant mortals. Where man's small soul is no longer enough to keep out the darkness.

Raiders, rapists, and slavers die without exception. That was the code that Jonah Wick used as a moral compass in the Captial Wasteland, and it served him well. He turned that unlivable hellhole into the safest haven in the American wasteland and when he suddenly finds himself in the grand city of Myr? Well, it was time to spread the gospel of him through mini-nukes yet again.

A post-shower mishap involving a fallen towel lands Jaune in a heap of trouble, and awakens a part of Ruby that no one expected.

When a new piece enters the game, plans go awry and the board is forever changed. For the players, the outcome of the game had now become an uncertainty. A Wild Card had been drawn.

Because there are times when just one thing, can outweigh everything else. DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

One of Rin's experiments goes wrong, throwing her and Shirou's souls into another world to be reborn. Finding themselves in a world with a new form of mystic energy and where the influence of Gaia is less than a tenth of its old strength, Rin has found herself in paradise. Shirou however sees a world of conflict, deceit, and monsters wearing human skin... same old, same old.

A down-on-her-luck Alice has an encounter with a frightening creature, and very soon it's off to Wonderland again...a fellow maniac with a bow-tie obsession called 'The Doctor' by her side! Rated T for references. NOW COMPLETE!

John Shepard has only one truth left. That the cycle must be broken no matter the cost. The price will be more than anyone should have to bear but the prize is the future, for those he cares for and for all life in the galaxy.

*Formerly "All Hail the No-Life Queen!* Millennium has been defeated. But, at the same time, Parliament and the British government are destroyed, the Royal Family is dead, the Round Table Conference is no more, Alucard has been neutralized, and Sir Integra is comatose. The world has been changed overnight, and the only one left to help them through this crisis is - Seras Victoria!

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Five years after Beacon, Jaune's still going home alone as often as not. An unlikely encounter with Yang may have just the solution- drinks, company, and a hell of a lot of pickup lines. (Now Complete)

Even in the dark, Keep moving forward... for them … for her. Pairing: Lancaster

Qrow always took a special interest in Winter Schnee... It was only a matter of time and a little push before his interest became something more. -This is my first fic, but dear god... I have to ship these two like I have to breath air. Will be smut in later chapters. Enter with caution.- Please R&R I love hearing feedback

There must be a limit to how innocent and naive their team leaders can be can be. There must be. But until it's found... (Oneshot)

Three years after the end of the Fifth Holy Grail War, Shirou Emiya and Rin Tohsaka find themselves in a strange, unfamiliar world. Discovered by the soon-to-be-dubbed teams RWBY and JNPR, the two young magi are invited to be temporary guests at Beacon Academy.

Three years after the Holy Grail War, Emiya Shirou finds himself stranded in a foreign land. This land is where monsters roam, where man is prey, and where the silver-eyed witches reside. [Warning: An alternate F/SN continuity is used!]

"You should think of this as an opportunity to learn about a completely different method of applied thaumaturgy," Zelretch explained. He then sighed and lamented, "For shame, to be cursed with such an ungrateful apprentice..."

When one of Blair's spell experiments backfires, Maka and Soul find themselves stranded on the world of Remnant. But their souls' strong bonds may be just the thing to make a difference. AU post Volume 2 for RWBY, post episode 12 for Soul Eater.

Join the JSDF? No problem. Travel to another world and fight dragons? Piece of cake! Defeat bandits and armies of invaders? Of course he would. Try to deal with the rules and bureaucracy of the government while trying to save people? Meh, he'd wing it. Hiatus

It always seemed really suspicious to me how easily Team RWBY and Team JNPR managed to get paired up with extremely compatible partners despite how random the team selections actually were. This is my short theory to how the teams were actually created.

Jaune left Beacon for a SAHD life. It's not a step down by any means: Jaune may have failed to graduate as a Hunter, but he totally passes as a Stay At Home Dad. Behold the highest tier of manhood where badasses fear to tread: managing the home front. A series of shorts about Jaune and the lady of RWBY/JNPR that is the mother of his children. (Not a harem. Parallel fics on a theme)

Jaune and Blake are dating. No one else really gets it.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Tom Marvolo Riddle is reaped. The Capitol doesn't stand a chance.

Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.

Ren never thought Team JNPR's room was too small until his teammates started dating each other.

Tired of the effort of choosing all the names for new teams at Beacon, Professor Ozpin acquires a new piece of software intended to make things a little easier on the staff. He probably should have done a little more window shopping first.

[AU] A month into the death game, the SAO Case Victims Rescue Force recruits an unwilling member with a personal stake in the game to help unravel the life-or-death mysteries of the technology behind Sword Art Online. But when a daring rescue plan goes horribly wrong, time is running out—for her, and for every one of the players at Kayaba's mercy.

The wand chooses the wizard. And some wands fancy themselves insult comics.

Or, "Can Kunai go Snicker-Snack"? Alice was trying to visit Caterpillar at the Oriental Grove, but somehow got a little side-tracked and ended up in the Forest of Death... Konoha aren't going to know what hit them. Also known as that fic where Erisah went a bit mad. No Pairings.

Nox would make Time wait for him or destroy the world trying. - major spoilers for season one

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.

Shepard promised he'd build Tali' a house, and by God he's gonna do it! No matter how much of a mess it causes. One shot.

Bound by secrecy, Zim and Gaz are forced to cooperate with one another until further notice. With a possible invasion on the way because of Gaz's mistake and having to spend every day with Zim, are they just pretend friends, or on the verge of more?

Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.

Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers

All they told him was that he had to do the ceremony with the stupid sheathe with him and it'd work perfectly fine. He supposed he should have learned to never trust the Germans by now.

Even though the Collectors have been defeated Shepard and the crew of the Normandy aren't safe. An old enemy waits in the shadows, one armed with something far more dangerous than a gun: knowledge.

Mass Effect 2 novelization, the life of one spectre that's seen more than his share of the galaxy's dark side. If you've already died once the question becomes what's worth living for? It's the question that will have to be answered to save a galaxy.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?

Requested to find a missing professor of anthropology, the Titans begin a descent into the darkness where dwell madness and evil. Mystery and horror await our intrepid heroes. As for survival, that remains to be seen.

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

While captured by Gizmo, Jinx, and Mammoth, the Titans have a lot of time to talk and explore EVERY pairing in the Teen Titans fandom. Pairings are not my opinions, just facts from breaking the fourth wall. Parody of pairings and some common scenarios.

One-shot. Robin has just realized he's stuck in another yaoi fanfic, and he's doing everything he can to keep himself from getting to the end of the fanfic. Meanwhile, Starfire comes up with a plan to help Robin escape his fate. Please read and review!

Pepper Potts goes on a job interview. PRE-MOVIE.

This is what happens when a perfectly normal human girl is mistaken for a super-powered Mary Sue. Also, the Titans seem to be oblivious to her protests. Just great. Rated for language. Complete!

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Xander finds a use for that old codename... On hold.

If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.

Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...

Eri and Naota reevaluate their relationship after they become intimate. Immediately after.

SLASH! PARODY! Rita Skeeter exposes Harry Potter's untold story of what happened after he hit puberty… based solely on an unauthorized, uncorroborated interview with Lord Voldemort.