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Joined 11-05-16, id: 8431766, Profile Updated: 11-14-18
Author has written 2 stories for God of War, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and A song of Ice and Fire.

Smoother than cream cheese spread on your bagel

20, English, swimming with sarcasm, with humour as dark as my soul.

I hated writing in school...irony is a motherf-...

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Queen of the Crunk by Lobotomised reviews
He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,220 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 1,287 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Month of Sundays by marziipan reviews
How does Lily discover her buried feelings for James Potter? Picks up from James's and Lily's 5th year, shortly after Lily ends her friendship with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,500 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 2,730 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 7/25/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Percabeth's PSTD by Whitehorse102 reviews
Come on. They went through the deepest, darkest pits of hell for the god's sake. I'm figuring there has to be SOME symptoms!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11617 - Favs: 11,053 - Follows: 9,486 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Found You by Innoverse reviews
Annabeth needed Percy. Percy needed Annabeth. All they had to do was find each other. MoA reunion fic, Percabeth fluff. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Girl Problems by Innoverse reviews
Percy gives Jason, Frank, and Leo some well-needed relationship advice. Two-shot, Percabeth, Jasper, and Frazel. Plenty of humor!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Percy J. - Complete
Uh Duh by Innoverse reviews
Annabeth, once again, manages to render Percy brainless with her kisses. Fluffy, Percabeth. A bit cheesy, too. Rated K plus because five your-olds don't understand love. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Half Blood Prince by RRFang reviews
The story of "Harry Potter and the HBP", but told from the 3rd person POV of Ginny Weasley. Strictly in-canon. Suitable for anyone whom the "Harry Potter" novels themselves would be suitable for.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 178,509 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Certain Romance by Nilly's Issue reviews
The longer Percy and Annabeth are best friends, the more she begins to think about him… that way. Little bit of hot romance, nothing explicit for young readers.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 160 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
I Never Told You by museme87 reviews
When war escalated beyond their control, James lost the girl he loved, and it's not until five years after the war's end that he stands a chance to get her back. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters by GhostOfBambi reviews
Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,975 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,014 - Follows: 154 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The girl or the game? by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily won’t date James because of his Quidditch obsession, so he quits it for a bet. In 7 days, he struggles to cope with withdrawal symptoms, while she attempts to not fall in love with him and prevent embarrassing situations like sniffing his boxers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,189 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Honeydukes Chocolate: The Lily Evans Life Saver by redredreglasses reviews
Why is Head Girl Lily Evans SKIPPING CLASS on a Monday and eating chocolate in bed instead? Because chocolate brightens everyones' day! Well, in everyones' case except Lily's... perhaps some problems need bigger help than chocolate... romancehumour LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/5/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
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The Lone Wolf: The Rewrite reviews
They say 'The Lone Wolf dies'...but where there is a rule, there is always an exception.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,455 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 3/9 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Son of Kratos reviews
While Percy Jackson was off saving the world, Owen Kemp bided his time, safe in the knowledge that when his chance came, he'd take it. Only, he didn't realise his chance would arise in the way it did. [Mostly!Canon Compliant] [Original Male Character Protagonist!]
Crossover - God of War & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,914 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 7/24/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J., OC