What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'. Crazy little drabble fic with all the usual suspects. Edward/Bella-A/H-Humor-Lemons. All the fun stuff!

High school is a raging screaming battle that's mostly in her head. She won't be happy until she has him, but hell if she'll ever tell him. She sees only deception in his deepest truths, while he doesn't know the falsehoods of what he reads from her actions. Someone has to bend or the other will break. AH E/B

Seven billion people live on Earth. Only a small percentage know of the darkness beneath them. Those people are known as Human Donors. My name is Bella Swan, and I am a human donor. ExB, Vampward, short chaps w/ frequent updates, M for usual.

"Sometimes misspelling a word can make all the difference. What happens when coffee shop owner Bella receives an email meant for someone else over 2000 miles away?"

The small town girl who doesn't care about his celebrity status. Can Edward change Bella's mind?

Bella is new in town, a self-imposed loner and sees Edward Cullen when no one else seems to be paying attention. Both have their reasons for keeping to themselves. But they find themselves drawn together inexplicably, will they be able to work through the chaos or will it destroy them both? All characters are OOC, drug use, minor abuse and mental illness. Rated M for future ref.

Masen Valley, SC. Population: 10,789. It was a tiny dot on a map; an escape of sorts for Bella Swan. But when circumstances bring a certain member of Masen Valley's founding family back to town, she finds that the past isn't as easy to leave behind as she thought it would be... Or let go.

Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake? Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor {On Hiatus For Rewrite and Editing}

I watch her jumping, prancing, her hands empty but taking pictures. Her feet bare on the hot Texas earth. Everything in my life that was planned to a T just whirled away in a ruffled skirt.

Boot camp in the freezing winter sounds like hell on earth, but is there anything that would make it bearable? Bring on the sexy soldiers! A little bit of fun, a smidgen of angst, and a whole bucket load of muddy lovin'. All Human.

Life always brings interruptions. Sometimes they're good, sometimes they're bad. What matters is how you adapt to the changes. Little bit of fluff, little bit of drama. AH.

Edward has been lucky enough to find a foster family that really loves him. When they start in a new school, though, he notices a girl who doesn't want to be seen, who seems so afraid. He becomes obsessed with discovering the source of her fear, of taking her away from it - before it burns her alive. Maybe the family that saved him can save her too. AH.

He's a high school student with nothing to lose. She's the pretty breath of fresh air that makes him smile. Will she be enough to keep him from making the biggest mistake of his existence?

Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.

When Bella realizes she has no choices left, she impersonates her older brother and gets behind the wheel of a dump truck. Will she be able to fool her boss or will it all come crashing down around her? E/B. Rated M for...you know.

18th century. Bella is a girl who dreams of the open seas. When the Cullen's are setting sail for Italy Bella stows away on their ship to escape an unwanted marriage. Now she's surrounded by vampires that want her for one thing - her blood. AU, OOC REVIEW

Bella has a pretty normal life for an 18 year old. What happens when she wakes up at a hospital one day, at the age of 23, with no recollection of the last 5 years of her life? Yeah, what a mess.

Bella hates her sorority, and gets set up with Edward as a tutor. Edward just screams dork-tastic. AH. I suck at summaries. M for language, mild drug use, and citrus.