Just so you know, this account is actually the alias of a very respected and esteemed member of the fanfiction community, who has several very highly-reviewed fics on this site under a different account. The sole purpose of this account is to write completely stupid and obnoxious fics, so not to taint my good name (yes, I'm a wuss). Usually what will be written under this name was written when I was feeling very sleepy, very stupid, or more than likely, very stoned. Often, though, it will be a combination of the three aforementioned states of mind. If you can figure out who I really am, I'll give you a cookie! *beams*

Please enjoy, and don't forget to flame...erm, review! ^^;;