A collection of oneshots featuring crack pairings. Mostly done with prompts.

There are many strange things that Americans do. So of course, the rest of the world can't help but get confused. Multi-chapter story about how different nations deal with the strange, annoying, and insane things Americans do.

Part of HCSS. Italy and Poland have put on an act for centuries. They've fooled the world. They, along with their allies, finally reveal their true selves as they start World War III. And the world is completely unprepared.

Hetalia Theory says that each nation lived a human life under their human name. Their lives and their deaths explain many of their characteristics and their personalities, such as why Russia has such cruel and sadistic tendencies or why England can see hallucinations. Quick warning: may contain some disturbing content (i.e. drug use, rape reference and violence).

1295-2010: Scotland has been in love with France for over a thousand years. He's never told anyone, least of all France.

It's been over a year since Antonio and Lovino have started trying to make a baby. It seems as if their dreams of having their own little one will never come true.. - SPAMANO - - WARNING: MPREG - - WARNING: YAOI, GAY LOVE STORY- -Dont read if you dont like-

InkVerse WWII Human AU. Elizaveta Edelstein wanted nothing more to be a mother, yet when her husband Roderich is hesitant on sleeping with her, she takes matters into her own hands by sleeping with his friend down the street, Gilbert Beilschmidt. Little does she know that Roderich has been sleeping with Gilbert behind her back as well. But when the baby is born, whose is it?

When death tears Arthur's fiancee, Francis, away from him, the Englishman is devistated, losing his will to go on. Upon discovering that the spirit of his dead lover is trapped behind the glass of mirrors, he clings to the hope that they will be together again, refusing to let go of him again. He's willing to make the relationship work again, no matter the cost. Halloween 2016.

Alfred isn't sick. He just sees the world differently, but there will always be those who don't understand. Thankfully, he has two parents that do.

These are secrets that can only be shared between sisters. The tales of three pearls: White, Blue, and Yellow. How the sisters were separated. What they did to see each other again. How each one ended up where they are now. These stories can never be spoken aloud. They can only be told through letters. These are the memories that can't be erased, no matter how hard the sisters try.

Antonio comes out as gay to his parents and their reaction isn't the best. Cue Francis and Gilbert swooping in to cheer him up! In which the Bad Touch Trio gets incredibly drunk and goes on an adventure. A high school AU, human names used.

How do two men go about raising a pair of teenage girls? That's what Arthur and Francis are about to find out.

How are nations during the zombie apocalypse? They are just like their citizens, trying to survive. In a world without order. A world without social structure. A world without country borders; the nations must learn how to survive in the new world where death surrounds them constantly. ( Ships: Fruk France x England, SuFin Sweden x Finland, others )

Matthew Williams is at the edge of depression. Not believing life holds any joy he meets Francis, a strange man with an undying love for people. Not being able to forget this Frenchman, Matthew can't help but to grow closer to him, unaware of the dark past Francis is contently running from. WARNING: Yaoi, Vulgar language, Prostitution, Indications of rape, Crime, Suicide

AU: There was nothing more terrifying than a defective Gem, especially a defective Pearl. And no one was more scared of her than Blue Pearl, who was perfect. When Blue Diamond's army kidnapped Rose's Pearl for ransom, Blue Pearl is ordered to watch the defective Gem. The Pearl was dangerous, blunt, and everything Pearls weren't supposed to be. But maybe that wasn't a bad thing.

Ever since he was little, Francis always dreamed of a mysterious, magical forest clearing. Little did he know that the dreams were the work of the magic of love.

Heracles is introverted, thoughtful, and most of all, quiet. But everything around him is loud, including his boyfriend of two years, Sadiq, who he no longer loves. Then, he meets Kiku- a transfer student who lacks the ability to speak, and Heracles realizes just how much he's missed the quiet.

Everyone knows the history of the 1Ps. Now it's time to hear from the 2Ps. Ties in with 'Game of Mirrors'.

When Yao goes to pick up his brother Kiku from his job at the hospital, he gets lost in the psychiatric ward. There, he runs into Ivan- an impatient suspected to have borderline personality disorder. Ivan is instantly infatuated. Yao is asked to visit Ivan as unconventional therapy, and what was supposed to be a job turns to much more.

Talking. Speaking. Laughing. Imagine all of those things being torn away from you, and where would you be? For Aldrich, he ended up in a hospital, in which he despises, and is now being treated by Dr. Augustus Vargas. He sees no upside to his situation, but Dr. Vargas just might change his mind. A RoGer (Rome x Germania) story 'cause I love them to pieces! Rating might change.

Lovino is Catholic, but he's not entirely sure what he believes. Nevertheless, he and his brother Feliciano are forced to attend confirmation classes. When Lovino meets their group leader- bizarre, cheerful Antonio; one of the first people to treat Lovino like he matters- things get complicated. When they find this church is much darker than it appears, things get terrifying. Fast.

Japan agrees to baby sit a few of the nation's children since they're all going out for a couples night out. Japan would've tagged along but his boyfriend Greece is back home for a meeting. What will happen as Japan tries to watch all the crazy little ones? -WARNING: Hints of past mpreg-

Gilbert Beilschmidt is on the ship coming to the new world and is ready for a new adventure. Matthew Williams is the son of the chief and just wants adventure in his life, but isn't expecting what comes.