1st June 2019 - I'm still not dead! Just barely alive.

7th November 2017 - I'm not dead! Just barely alive.

5th March 2017 - I actually did it. I published something new, and what's something better to ruin your integrity with than a shipfic? Hell yeah! Details are down below. Please read it.

27th February 2017 - Gosh, it's been a long time. I'm actually going to publish something new soon for the first time in a year. Here's hoping somebody reads it...

About myself and miscellaneous information

Hi. My name is Mazzyandcookies. I'm a dedicated gamer and story writer! I'm a male idiot whose daily jobs involve playing games (as I mentioned earlier), writing (as I also mentioned earlier), drawing, and trying not to fail my assignments.

At the moment, I speak English fluently (as I live in the UK), and I'm learning Spanish. In the future, I plan to learn French, German, Italian, Russian and Dutch. One at a time, though. Maybe Japanese and Chinese too, because why not. Languages are my passion!

Another thing: in real life, I'm a bit of an introvert. Because of that, I keep things to myself (in real life, at least). However, on the World Wide Web, it's like I'm a better version of myself, so I'd be glad to talk to anyone on here.

I like to write fan fiction because once I get into something, I really get into it, and I'm too lazy/incompetent to create my own universes. I basically made my own universe in Tank Academy, but screw you that's basically my excuse for being on here

Below is more information about my stories.

My chapter stories

Tank Academy - Birch Gun is a self-propelled gun who lives in a wonderful town known as Tankville. After being rejected by the Self-Propelled Gun Academy for being 'insubordinate', Birch Gun luckily enrols at Tank Academy, a once-prestigious school for all types of tanks. Unbeknownst to him, however, he is the only SPG in the school and subsequently, is a target from the nefarious Tank Academy underworld. Soon, he learns that school life isn't all cracked-up as it's meant to be.

Humour/Friendship; rated T for violence and general dark themes. Seriously, tanks get tortured in this. If they were humans, it would probably be rated M.

Tank Academy is perhaps the only story that I like enough to continue. Originally written in 2014 as something that wasn't meant to be serious, it has now evolved into my best story, because I do not finish anything to a degree where it can be published on this website. In the span of almost three years, it has become an amalgamation of disconnected themes that seem to gel together semi-coherently. I suppose I was just lucky. Anyway, I know it's long as hell, but read it anyway (or don't, I'm not stopping you, random Internet dweller). Sapient tanks are quite interesting to read about, no?

Honestly, I had no idea where I was going with this story, and the me from three years ago didn't know either. Heck, I can't even remember my thought process from three years ago, which is pretty obvious. I'm quite angry that I never left any notes. Since Tank Academy is now finished, I will be moving onto the sequel, Tank Journey, which will be a thousand times better.

Tea for Two! - Things get a lot more interesting on St. Gloriana Girls High School's ship after Kay and Darjeeling go on a date - both for Darjeeling and Assam (unfortunately for the latter). Covering the last term of Kay and Darjeeling's third years in school.

Friendship/Romance; rated T because everything else I write is rated T. In actuality, most of it will probably be rated Kay.

Tea for Two! is a new story that I am going to write until I get bored of it. Originally, I wasn't going to write any Girls und Panzer fan fiction, but my friend made an offhanded statement about something regarding Kay x Darjeeling, and then I just had to do it. Now that it has gotten out of hand fully and is now a chapter story, I can safely say that I have gone insane.

Darjeeling is the main character (because, being British, she must be my favourite), and this story will focus on her interactions with the other Girls und Panzer characters, specifically Kay and Assam. I am planning on having mostly every character appear, but right now, I am unsure about the specific details of this. This story is more focused on friendship over romance.

Fanfictions I'm planning on making - To be honest, I'm not even sure.

You may notice that half of the stories I made were published in 2012; they are unfinished and crude and will probably never, ever be finished. Save for In the Life of a Waddle Dee, because I like that one for some reason.

Often, I will lose momentum very quickly when I start writing something, and as a result of that, my actual output is very low. This can be clearly seen when you look at all of my stories, because barely any of them are finished. Also, my update schedule is very sporadic, which means sometimes there will be an update in a week, or not one update for a month or two. I try to stick to my schedule, but I find it hard to do so, which is probably why I never go to sleep on time.

Stories I am currently writing

Tank Journey (Put on hold for now)

Tea for Two! (sometimes)

Anyway for now, cheerio!