Hello, humans of the Earth! We are ZooTac Productions, and we write parodies of Vampire Knight and make them as funny as possible! Want Sgt frog? How about Vocaloid?? We have that too! We range from dead serious to Mega funny to Epic! Our current members of ZooTac Productions are:
Tsukuyomi, Kisa the White Wolf, Okami the Assassin, K the Black Wolf

In these Vampire Knight parodies, we made up the personalities of the characters from our observations:
Yuki's an airhead sometimes, Zero's kinda emo and is sometimes in love with Kaname, Kaname's a rapist to Yuki, Aido always gets slapped, Ichijo's a pimp, Shiki's obsessed with Rima, Rima doesn't return Shiki's feelings, Akatsuki's in love with Ruka, but Ruka doesn't like him, Ruka's insane and a stalker towards Kaname, and the Headmaster wants Kaname and Yuki to have children quickly so he can be a "Grandpoppy", as he says! Sounds cracktastical, am I right?

When we decide we're finished writing these parodies, we move on to HETALIA! (*eye roll and smile* from Okami)

Disclaimer: Vampire Knight is owned by Matsuri Hino, Studio Deen, Shojo Beat, and Tv Tokyo! Keroro Gunso (Sgt Frog) is owned by Mine Yoshizaki! Please support the official release!