Hey! It's me, Yesica! So I LOVE FAN FICTION.NET!!! Okay, I'm going to tell you all a little about me, but nothing private like age, full name, etc.

FAVORITE BANDS/SINGERS

Big Time Rush

One Direction

The Black Eye Peas

Taylor Swift

Pitbull

My Favorite Shows: Pretty Little Liars*ABC Family* Switched At Birth*ABC Family* That 70's Show*different channels* Bunheads*ABC Family*The Vampire Diaries*The C and W* Alphas*Syfy*

OTHER THINGS ABOUT ME

Favorite Color:Purple

Favorite Book/Series: The Percy Jackson/Hero's of Olympus Series

Favorite Animal:Lions,Wolves,Tigers, or puppies.

Favorite Season:Winter.(because it's mostly rainy and I love the rain!!)

Favorite Movie:Titanic.

Just a few things here you should know about me, hope you know me a little better now!

FAVORITE QUOTES!

Silence is golden...duct tape is silver.

You can never have to much HAPPY:)

You should say what you think, not what you think you should say.

Listen math, I'm not a therapist, solve your own problem!

Come to the dark side...we have cookies!

Keep Moving Forward. -Walt Disney

It's kind of fun to do the impossible. -Walt Disney

If you can dream it, you can do it. -Walt Disney

When nothing goes right...go left.

Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring so, I go back to being me! (This quote explains me sooo much)

It's okay...I'm a ninja.

I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.

I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love.

Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things.

My hunger for success is fueled by my passion.

Do not interrupt me when I am TALKING TO MYSELF!

BE original, spontaneous, loving, crazy, proper, loud, daring, classy, unique, kookoo.

Peace, Love, Happiness

Feed me chocolate.

Never regret something that once made you smile.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon.

Move on. It's just a chapter in the past. But don't close the book, just turn the page. (I love writing, and this one sounds so like me)

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present... (This is like my favorite quote)

NEVER GIVE UP (So true)

Copy and Paste stuff! (sooo funny!)

Father:

"You’re in big trouble Miss!"
Child: "I didn’t do anything!"
Father: "YOU KICKED HIM!!"
Child: "It was an accident!"
Father:"In the Face...?"
Child: "My foot slipped..."
Father: "Five times?!"
Child: ...

Female come backs
pick up line comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen

99% of teenagers would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a building. Repost this if you're the 1% that would be eating pop corn wearing 3D glasses screaming "Do a back flip!"

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

"WWJBD? Why won't Justin Beiber die?" (But seriously do you know how many people have plotted his death?)

"Anything girls do, they have to do two times better than men to be thought half as good. Good thing it isn't hard."

"Life is too important to be taken seriously"

"When life gives you lemons don't demand lemonade.Stop whining be happy and eat the darn lemon you were given" (I mean seriously!)

"When life gives you lemons chuck them back at life" (lol I don't need freaking lemons:))

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (GO ADHD)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Oh my God...sooo me)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony... (Yup!)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (YES!) (This copy and paste makes me think of my friend...)

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. (Actually I have a lot of true friends)

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I promise I didn't mean to stab him!!! I swear!)

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (We all have right...right?)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile. (OMG awkward!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (my straightener, my phone, my laptop, my perfume bottle...shall I go on?)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?" (Oh, yes:))

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (I'm a new kind of crazy! I blame my friends for this...)

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. (Well when some of the writers are lazy and make the actors say non-funny and pointless stuff you are gonna have the need to yell at them!) (Call me crazy quote above but its true)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I feel the need to have things made clear that's all...:))

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile (Yay for being cautious!)

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NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for Vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: would carry a pocket knife PJO FANS: would carry a sword
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

Nico: some people are like slinkys, useless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs
Silena: love conquers all
Thalia: most people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them
The Stoll Brothers: its not stealing/cheating unless you get caught
Annabeth: wisdom is power

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are funTalk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Guy side...so me;)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelery.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Girl side...not so much. But I love shopping!

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Loving each other- Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... And mean it.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute.

You Know You’re a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (Absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (not really...this is what I do when watching television though!)

You write fanfictions about the book. (Go Percy Jackson!)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. (Oh yeah!)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (No but I do go "Lily you are so like Prim!" or..."Don't be an Annabeth (wise girl)!")

Everything reminds you of the book. (Totally)

You quote random lines all the time. (Yes!!!!!!) (It's funny when only the people who have read the book get it and everyone else is like "What?")

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (No!...Maybe a little...Okay yes!) (Is that bad?)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (All the time!)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yesss...a couple)

You've got a book memorized. (Yes I have books memorized,and movies,and shows...and road signs...)

You've read a book more than five times. (Five? Try five thousand!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (No but how about two weeks!...What? I'm a slow reader! Don't judge me!)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (No...I'm not that kind of a person...most the time)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (Yes!)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (Oh my God, yes!!! I just want to grab a golf club and shove it...I mean...I'm not that obsessive...haha...ha...)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (I'm not going into a rant like my last comment so let's just go with a simple yes)

Your idol is a character from a book (Nah, the author mostly)

I am a book addict and proud of it! If you are as well, then copy and paste this on your profile page.

WHAT ARE YOU?

PREP

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

PUNK

You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse (You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink. (You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

GEEK (

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music (You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number

SOOOO WHO ARE YOU????

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:):):)!!!!!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. ;) you stalker you ;)

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Don't follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.

My sister has the best sister.

Bubble wrap amuses me.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY AND PASTE ONTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK PERCY JACKSON HAS AWESOMENESS RUNNING THROUGH HIS VEINS! (YES, YES, AND YES!!! MARRY ME PERCY!)

Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (guilty;))

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3. (I got it instantly...DID YOU?)

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile. (I know many others that would too)

////\\\\ GO NINJAS!!! Post
this on your profile
\\\\//// page if you are a ninja! (You know it!!!)

( \_/ ) This is bunny. Copy and paste
('.') bunny onto your page to help
(")_(") him gain world domination! (I have a friend that would die to save a bunny...no joke!) (I have a stuffed animal bunny named Bunny...)

If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile. (Obviously its AMAZING!!!!)

Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste (I still love Annabeth, though...)

f you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're a Christian and you walk the path the Lord has laid out for you, copy and past this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!

Okay, that's it for now. Don't forget to check out my stories and please please please REVIEW!!!!! I want to hear what you think PLEASE! Okay, BYE!