I am just a simple guy who loves to read fanfiction.

Finished Stories:

Rayne and Juliet - A Bloodrayne 2 lesbian story. (Due to this story's Adult rating, I have posted it on my profile on AdultFanFiction.net)

Favorite Genres to read:

Naruto

Pairings I like: Naruto/any girl, Naruto/Harem, Naruto/Haku(either gender), any F/F pairing

Pairings I hate: all others not in above catagory

Harry Potter

Pairings I like: Harry/any girl(especially H/Hr), Harry/Harem, any F/F pairing

Pairings I hate: Hermione/any guy but Harry, Harry/Ginny(unless it's a H/Hr/G story), Ron/Hermione, Draco/anybody

Bleach

Only pairings I like are F/F

Things I HATE in a story(I literally stop reading and delete the story from my lists if the below happens):

Mentions of rape/coerced/or forced sex.

Marriage contracts with 'try out first' clauses.

Arranged marriages that go against a character's wishes.

Stories I'm working on:

Quantum Naruto series(working title):

Kitsune Acceleration - During their final jutsu exchange at the Valley of the end, Naruto and Sasuke open a dimensional rift. Naruto is sent to the Breakdown universe (for info on this, read Thug-4-Less's story http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2499956/1/). Sasuke is sent...somewhere(suprise). How will they get home?

Ten Loves of Tenten - Tenten discovers the joys of women. A yuri with nearly every girl I can think of. A 10 chapter story that will be posted after I finish chapter 9.

A Brother's Love: The Uchiha Massacre - Itachi didn't kill the clan, at least, not directly. So who did? A short story about what happens when you let your emotions control you and their concequences. non-yaoi, just protective Itachi.

STORY CHALLENGE!!

-The Guides story challenge-

J.K. Rowling is actually Ginerva Weasley. After writing an unauthorized biography about her husband, Harry Potter, that she markets to muggles, she goes to meet up with her equally stupid brother to gloat about their accumulated wealth. Ron forgets to douse Hermione with love potion and Hermione spends a day in the Muggle world where she finds the Harry Potter series. Ginny has been making millions for years off Harry’s bad luck and through an outside perspective she can see glaring inconsistencies in what she wrote. Buying a set, she goes to see Harry. After swearing him to secrecy, she shows him how Dumbledore, the Weasleys, and others have manipulated them from the beginning. After seeing how their lives had been manipulated, Hermione suggests a spell to send a document back in time. Harry suggests they send the books to himself and Hermione with individual notes to each of them. They send the books back to their 5 year old selves and change the course of history forever.

Story requirements:

Must be H/Hr, although H/Hr/multi is acceptable

Must have pre-Hogwarts H/Hr friendship

Must make references to love potions being used and glossed over in the books

Must have something about how Molly Weasley, a woman who went 7 years at Hogwarts herself and has put 2 children of different years entirely through school which means at least 8 or more years, and has 4 others(including Ron) could not possibly forget about where an enchanted ‘doorway’ is that she had to have gone through at least two or 4 times a years, nor would she be talking about it in a loud voice, disregarding the Statute of Secrecy, in the middle of a muggle train terminal.

Must have at least one lesbian relationship (see below for suggestions); this may be a background relationship or mention of.

Must have bashing of Dumbledore, Weasleys, others a plus

Story possibilities (preferential):

Fred, George, Arthur, and Percy may be good, but the others are asses. Redeemable Ginny if it can be believable.

A Fleur/Tonks romance would be preferred due to their mutual ‘curses’ that make them walking wet dreams. This would make them kindred spirits in a sense. A Luna/Gabrielle relationship would also be an option.

Good Bella – could have been under the Imperius and escaped with Sirius, or she is POA if Sirius is freed early. Maybe a Remus/Bella pairing?

Good Snape – if you kill the Basilisk, trading its potions ingredients for a fresh start would make this easy.

Suggestion – 3rd year, Rita Skeeter comes to Hogwarts to do a story about the dementors there, only to be kissed. Carrying her dying body past Myrtle’s bathroom on the way to the infirmary, Myrtle’s spirit is pulled in to the ‘shell’. She may stay in Rita’s visage, or revert to her own body. Possible Sirius/Myrtle pairing.

Troll killing Ron first year when Ronald tries to ‘show up Potter by taking it on alone’ would be a plus.

Timeline may be altered to accommadate publishing dates if wanted.