I'm just a girl who has to much stories in her head. I've written many many many many stories but they're not on the internet. Mostly, it's all in a flash drive i carry around my neck but since the chain broke, I just keep it in my little box so I wont lose it. I only wrote nine fan fictions so far and I might write more in the future. I love writing but I suck at spelling. when I write, I listen to music and draw in between scenes of the story. I recently drew my profile picture, and for the most part, it turned out pretty good! I'm not shy anymore.

Age: 17. first started fanfics when I was 15.

Gender- I just explained that I am a girl

eyes- A mix between dark brown and light brown.

hair- long. naturally curly. Really dark, almost black, brown hair

personality- In honesty, I'm reserved and a bit cold. my people skills are bad but I don't let myself get pushed around. i hate stereotypes about heritage and personalities. when i mad, i just wish I could flip over a table or punch someone but it's not in my nature to cuss or cause serious harm on purpose. I tend to listen to those who want to talk and I keep secrets very well.

good point about me: I am trustworthy and I'm not judgmental

bad points about me: I have too much pride in some areas, and I'm a bit reserved

loves-SUPER spicy food, writing, listening to different kinds of music, the oceans (my dream is to live somewhere near the ocean!) my family and friends, opals (its my birth stone and opals look so pretty!) and drawing.

likes-spicy foods, great stories, mystery, and supernatural, people who are kind, interesting things or people, anime ECT.

dislike-fear, cleaning, getting embarrassed, places that are too crowded.

hates-people who cheat or steal other people's ideas, people who boss me around, noisy guys that ignore you and continue being loud.

I HAVE A DEVIANTART ACCOUNT. USERNAME: LADY ZYANA

Favorite cartoon couples:

Raven and beast boy- teen titans!

Korra and bolin- legend of korra!

Kimiko and Raimundo- Xiaolin Showdown!

Buttercup and butch- powerpuff girls!

Butch and kaoru- powerpuff girls Z!

Manny and Frida - el tigre

Ulrich and Yumi- code lyoko

Jinx and Kid flash- teen titans

Arnold and Helga- hey arnold

Kick and Kendell - Kick Buttowski

Gaz and Zim- Invader Zim

Sakura and shaoran- Card Captor Sakura

And more but I can't think of any more at the moment

random stuff me and my friends thought of, or heard someone say

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

There are very few problems that can not be solved using a large amount of explosives.

Knowledge is power; power is the root of all evil. Therefore study to be evil.

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a fork in the eye - THEN IT'S EVEN FUNNIER!

It is only fair to warn you that I am practiced in the ancient art of origami. Beware my paper swan.

There comes a time in every person's life where they want to do nothing more than to throw their hands up in the air, screw honesty, and yell, "Pirate!"

Its at times like this I see why I need to make a list of people who need to die.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else.

The more you love someone,the more you want them dead.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

No you don't get it, you think you get it, which is different than actually getting it, get it?

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

"Wear short sleeves! Support our right to bare arms!"

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

There are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help but smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while the others try to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you mayonnaise... throw it back and say, "B!TCH I ASKED FOR LEMONS!!"

I love to eat. But then I get fat.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

In the play Hamlet, Hamlet says to be or not to be that is the question. What I wanna know is... whats the answer?

The word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures." (no offense politic people, my friend said this one on her own.)

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist person is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three!

I'll add more when I get ideas. If you want to post this on your profile too, just PM me and ask!

(I re-posted this)

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. (ahhhhh, next question!)

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow? (um, I guess red.)

3. Your first initial? (B)

4. Your month of birth? (October)

5. Which color do you like more, black or white? (white)

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. ( *insert her name here* I don't think she'll want me to mention her name)

7. Your favorite number? (13)

8. Do you like California or Florida more? ( . . I'm not sure, can I choose Paris instead?)

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? (OCEAN!)

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). ( I want to be a great writer! and Publish my stories before I graduate!)

Are you done? (yes)

If so scroll down (k)

(don't cheat- -) (I didn't)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person (phew! thank goodness I don't know many guys! I don't want to be in love yet!)

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. (sweet!)

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. (nice!)

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July.-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mates. (eventually? . . . How long will that take?)

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it. (is that so?)

6. This person is your best friend. (I could have told you that!)

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime. (sweet! thirteen close friends!)

8. If you choose (I choose neither!)

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. (please people? dang it! Well, at least I'm spontaneous.)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday (my wish better come true buddy! Or I'm coming after you!)

MORE Stuff About Me :P

1) Have you ever been asked out?
Yes; What's your point?

2) Where did you get your default picture?
Made it myself

3) What's your middle name?
I refuse to tell you. I have a somewhat of a unique name so for my own safety from weirdos in the internet, i shall not tell you my middle name.

4) Your current relationship status?
Single; I don't understand 'dating' or 'flirting' in real life so I'm not looking for a boyfriend at the moment.

5) Does your crush like you back?
Crush? In middle school I had a crush but not now

6) What is your current mood?currently in my writing mood.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Ask me again, and I'll erase you.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

mostly white

9) Missing something?

Yes, I just don't know what it is yet

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
nothing. I experienced embarrassing moments in my life but I refuse to change a thing about my past

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
White tiger!

12) Ever had a near death experience?
Um, I broke my arm once, then I had a piece of glass in my eye when I was a child (it left a faint scar but no one notices) does any of that counts?

13) Something you do a lot?
Write, draw and read

14) The song stuck in your head?
"I'm in love with a zombie" by someone (I forgot their name) It's not my favorite song though.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
A writer named xToxicWaste

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don't know any one who has the same birthday as me

17) When was the last time you cried?

When a so-called 'friend' stabbed me in the back (not literally)

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
I sang in front of my friends, does that count?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
To control people with my singing or musical abilities!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

His personality towards people . . . and his eyes

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

never been in Starbucks (I've been told that I live under a rock)

22) What's your biggest secret?
hah, like I'll tell you

23) Favorite color?
Midnight purple with Nighttime blue

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
By force when my baby sister (she's four) uses her cuteness on me so I would change the channel for her and forces me with her puppy dog eyes to sit next to her while she watches TV

25) What are you?
Apparently, I've been told that I'm part of the human race

26) Do you speak any other language?
English, spanish and I'm trying (key word: TRYING) to teach myself french

27) What's your favorite smell?

Smell? um, I guess Strawberry Melon

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

NEXT QUESTION!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
I refuse to give anyone my first kiss so easily! (A random guy tried to kiss me after school once because his friends dared him. I blocked his kiss with my notebook and looked at him strangely until my stare forced him to explain himself.)

30) What are you thinking about right now?
so many questions . . . Are we done here yet?

31) What should you be doing?
. . . Homework.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
One of my best friends (long story . . .)

33) Do you like working in the yard?
When It's raining

34) If you could have any name in the world, what would you want?
Esmeralda

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
In middle school, I'm said sad to say I did

36) What is your natural hair color?
Really dark brown hair, almost black!

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

she who shall not be named!