Hi. I am about this many years old and a person ( at least, the last time I checked my underwear I was) with a background and a life.

I began this account because I am tired of the Spork Ninja’s and people swearing up and down there stuff don’t stink. (sniffs said stuff and passes out)

No, I am not perfect. I have many flaws, running with pointy things is one of many faults I admit to. However, I do enjoy language and am willing to help anyone who needs me.

So if you have been Sporked and need a hand, drop me a line.