Im jordan g. but i wont tell u my last name cause I don't want 2 b stalked!! im 13 and i'll be in 7th grd this year! aftr highschool i want 2 b a writer, go 2 college, own a bakry, nd im writing a novell rite now I really want 2 b a published author!! Its really good maybe ill post it on fictionpress!!!1

I like coraline, tim burton (OMG hes my heroooooooo), and NBC (if u don't know what that is ur crazy). Im a punk, my favrite bands are Avril lavigne, evanescence, and P!nk. Also Muse their music inspires me a lot!! I luv reading books by darren Shan he's such a great writer!! Hes my inspiration!!!1 oh but i hate twilight, its sooo stupid

I want to b a better writer so plz give CONSTURIVE CRITS!! Noo flames!!! All the flames and the trolls will be deleted!! Also plz b nice, im not used 2 writing fanfics yet!!!!

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