I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Book-loving college girl Blake Belladonna is excited when her favorite book series gets a TV adaption. She can't wait to see her favorite character on-screen. But she soon realizes that she might like the actress who plays her just a little too much.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

A young boy in a dark cupboard is in great pain. An unusual power will allow him to heal himself, help others, and grow strong in a world of magic. Eventual God-like Harry, Unsure of eventual pairings. Alternate Universe, possible universe/dimension traveling in the future.

10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.

This is a PercyX? story. There will be a lot of pairings and this is erotic fiction. Lemons will be in every chapter with a different girl. First Chapter CalypsoXPercy. Summary: After the Titan war Percy becomes the God of Sex, replacing an old God who was ready to be done with his duites and pass it on to a younger candidate.

"I will now be accepting any and all marriage proposals for my Godson. Regrettably there is a criteria for each bloodline, which I have already looked up as I had an inkling of Harry's blood from being with his father. And remember everyone! This is the bid of a lifetime! HP/DG/FD/SB NL/HG/TD /Dumble/Molly/Ron/Ginny bashing. powerful grey harry. AU

Neglected in favour of his younger brother, Harry Potter always was dissatisfied. His Parents and their friends fawned over Thomas, no matter what the older brother did. Harry upped and left; why would he have stayed? 6 years later, Harry Potter found a new home. The boy is in the middle of it all, though. What will his role be? Where will his allegiance lie?

Starts off from the Quidditch world cup, Harry finds a more important reason to fight for and that sometimes, a fairytale or legend is a lot more than it seems. Discontinued. Sorry.

After a vicious attack, Ruby struggles to control the new terrible urges inside her. But as students are attacked left and right professor Goodwich must come to terms with her past if she is to stop the new predator stalking the halls of Beacon.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.

A series of lemons detailing Elsa and Anna's secret relationship. Despite the dangers of their taboo love, the two sisters fall in the embrace of love and desire. Elsanna icest ensues. Rated m for a reason!

After having been wrongly imprisoned for three years, Percy is finally released, but he's not the same. To add to the trouble, it looks as if Kronos is on the move again. Post TLO with a different ending to the war

The Golden Typewriter is a charmed item possessed my myself, Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty. This item can be used to control one's life by making them and others do as I please. As goddess of love and beauty one can only imagine what I have up my sleeve. Percy x harem. Lemons. As his life continues, I will continue typing and posting. Read and review to suggest lemons.

"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."

No Reapers AU. Shepard didn't join the Alliance Navy. Instead, our illustrious human heads to Thessia and is taught in the arts of pleasure. Soon enough, one Matriarch Benezia purchases the human's services... Written for the KinkMeme. DISCONTINUED.

When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

Step One: Be mindful of psychological rejection. Latest editing update: 11/06/17 (yes - STILL editing this monster!)

All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.

An alternate ending based on what could have happened if certain people had used a little more common sense, and certain others used the gift of speech. Very much AU. Mild language and violence. Moderate hints of romance. May contain parody traces.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.