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The Futile Facade by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter is back for a fourth year of quietly masquerading as her pureblooded cousin in order to pursue her dream. There are those in the Wizarding World who refuse to see her fade into the background, however, and when the forces she's been ignoring conspire to bring her to the fore, it will take everything she has to see her artifice through. Alanna the Lioness take on HP4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 359,097 - Reviews: 3648 - Favs: 1,854 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Harry P., OC
Farrago by B.C Daily reviews
A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Drabble Me This by GhostOfBambi reviews
A collection of (hopefully) humourous drabbles featuring Lily and James - as requested by friends and followers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 4/7/2017 - Published: 8/7/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
The Ambiguous Artifice by murkybluematter reviews
Harriet Potter's third year masquerading as a pureblood boy promises to be even more complicated than the last two. All she wants is to get through her studies unimpeded, but with pureblood politics, ancient artifacts, and adolescent hormones getting in the way... well, at least she's up to the challenge. Alanna the Lioness take on HP, book three.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 388,266 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 3/31/2016 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Calling Doctor Prongs by GhostOfBambi reviews
James and Sirius decide that they're qualified to give advice to their fellow students concerning matters of the heart. Set in the Haggis from Algernon universe. A present for cgner.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/8/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Art of Self-Defense by cgner reviews
Lily got pregnant at sixteen and left Hogwarts to work at an inn. After seventeen years of single parenting, she now has to manage a persistent James, nosy villagers, and a son who's all too interested in joining the Order. (Gilmore Girls AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Key Limes by cgner reviews
In which Academy Award winner Lily Evans discovers the periphery of internet fandom and the existence of Prince James's gold star system.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,695 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 136 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Tyranny's Disease by cgner reviews
Lily intended to spend one night on James's pirate ship and leave with her purse a bit heavier. Now she's stuck on board, which might be less annoying if she could figure out where they were bloody going, if half the crew didn't suspect her of sabotage, and if she weren't falling for the captain. And why on earth is his cat wearing an eye patch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,191 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
James and the Giant Lily by Josh5674
Impulse title. Takes place after the Defence Against the Dark Arts O.W.L. in 1976. Uses dialogue from the Marauders scene written by JKR. The begininng of Jily for me. Based on my headcanons over the years. Rated T because of minor language and Snape's underpants. Ugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Serpentine Subterfuge by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter survived her first year masquerading as a pureblooded boy, but sinister forces are now moving through the wizarding world, and when something sinister starts moving through Hogwarts as well, Harry and her friends are pulled into another maelstrom—whether Harry likes it or not. Book two. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 338,096 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 1,632 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3565 - Favs: 4,990 - Follows: 4,409 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Firelight Waltz by cgner reviews
"I'd like to assign the two of you a special, undercover mission," Dumbledore says, his wrinkled fingers steepling on his desk. "I require two Order members to pose as a newlywed couple."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,038 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 72 - Published: 7/17/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
Lead on to Fortune by cgner reviews
Neither Prince James nor barmaid Lily had any interest in running the Kingdom of Gryffindor. This is the story of how they changed their minds.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,057 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Pureblood Pretense by murkybluematter reviews
Harriett Potter dreams of going to Hogwarts, but in an AU where the school only accepts purebloods, the only way to reach her goal is to switch places with her pureblood cousin—the only problem? Her cousin is a boy. Alanna the Lioness take on HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 229,389 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,348 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deprived by The Crimson Lord reviews
On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 159,330 - Reviews: 3978 - Favs: 12,071 - Follows: 11,709 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 2,247 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Hijacking by B.C Daily reviews
James and Lily start hijacking one another's rounds in order to sneak off to entirely inappropriate Hogwarts locales. LJSmut. Lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 83 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Scenes from a Hogsmeade Pub by B.C Daily reviews
The Three Broomsticks is the setting for five significant scenes in Lily and James's relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,432 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Couples Therapy by GhostOfBambi reviews
Transfiguration Professor. Head of Gryffindor House. Deputy Headmistress. Love Guru. Minerva McGonagall is a woman of many talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 104 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Elephant in the Room by Rude Gus reviews
"No, Lily, I mean there's an elephant in the room. Over there. It's standing on your purple scarf." A prequel of sorts to Haggis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/14/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Haggis from Algernon by Rude Gus reviews
The fic about nothing. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 93,200 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Inability to Act by GhostOfBambi reviews
For anyone who ever wishes that they'd done something differently. For everyone who wishes that they'd said it when they had the chance. For the person who took a giant risk. For the people who were too afraid to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,611 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Conversation in C Minor by Rude Gus reviews
I’m so clever, said James Potter, letting out an elitist laugh. No one else would ever have thought of this ingenious plan. He rocked his chair back onto two legs, and almost fell, but didn’t.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Self Inflicted Laryngitis by B.C Daily reviews
A case of selfinflicted laryngitis leads to some interesting repercussions for Lily Evans. LJ oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete