IShouldBeSleeping
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Joined 12-11-06, id: 1180358, Profile Updated: 07-11-10
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, Misc. Books, and Death Note.

Hi. My name is Kat, nice to meet you. I read lots of different manga, and books, but I hardly ever write fanfics. I really only have one, and I'll try to update as much as possible, but yeah. My website is listed somewhere on here, it has stories that were all my idea on them. Originals. I would really like it if you would go and read them. Thanks very much!

~Kat.

Here are some quotes that I think are great fun.

" Heh... Kill it. ..No, that was a -joke-. Do not kill it." Arnie.

"Meth, tacos, it's all mexican." Hunter

"I forgot what Fe was, so I put Femur Bone..." Shelby

"WHY AM I TALKING SO LOUD?" - Commercial.

sailor_lunar_moon: i have a kat
sailor_lunar_moon: cat
sailor_lunar_moon: CAT
sailor_lunar_moon: KITTY
sailor_lunar_moon: STEVE.

"But I don't think--"
"Then you shouldn't talk!" said the Hatter.

"Listen to the MUSTN'Ts, child,
Listen to the DON'Ts,
Listen to the SHOULDN'Ts,
the IMPOSSIBLES, the WON'Ts
Listen to the NEVER HAVEs
Then listen close to me--
Anything can happen, child,
ANYTHING can be." Shel Silverstein

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." Douglas Adams, "A Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

Kat:
my cat used my hands to jump
нιвα: Looool
нιвα: wait
нιвα: is that goood or bad
нιвα: cause I laughed.

"drinks Kitty-ade"
"Is that my blood?"
"Ugh... SURE!"
" Wait... you were thinking pervertedly, weren't you?"
"...pickle!""WAIT. THAT'S WORSE. D:"
" xD GOOD JOB!" - God-chan and I. She was the one being perverted.

Me: I just wrote on your wall. It will cheer you up. Go read.
Arnie: I wrote back.
Me: On my wall?
Me: NO you didn't...
Me: Did you?
Arnie: Aye
a minute later
Me: HA I WROTE BACK.

Me:
Can you say
Me:
THEME SONG?
God-chan:
THEME SO. . . . . TH-THEME. . . . SOOO. . . THEMS. . . . NOPE. =D

Sophie:
XD DUDE. I LOVE YOU
Sophie:
LIKE
Sophie:
NOT IN A GAY WAY
Sophie:
BUT...
Sophie:
IT SHOULD BE IN A GAY WAY

"I'm just waiting for the day you become a lesbian..." - Hunter.

"I'm literally roflcoptering right now." - Me

"Adolf Rupp looks disgusted" - Movie.

Sophie: What is this "it"? =O
Me: Your mom last Tuesday.

Sophie: You make me XD in real life.

God-chan: You're KATSEXUAL. Meaning you're attracted to KAT and only KAT.
Me: That's you.
God-chan: o//o prove it. //

we_are_themusicmakers: eats wheaties and kills people

we_are_themusicmakers: I have a legitimate question.
we_are_themusicmakers: Why are you drawing on your shoes at 5 AM?

we_are_themusicmakers: nah, just leave some money in the microwave and you should be fine

I'm thinking about putting some of my poems up here, please tell me if you think I should or not!

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Sleepaway by gilbert norrell reviews
When Light is hired as a counselor for a mysterious summer camp that seems to be more intent on breeding world leaders than archery, what's he to do? Try to take over, of course...but the head counselor has other plans for him. L/Light Near/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,723 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Light Y., L
Sex Ed by animallvr682 reviews
Mello is shocked when near asks him some unexpected questions. Instead of answering them all, Mello decides the easiest thing to do would be to show him. Mello X Near Please Review after reading. LEMON WARNING! Some pain, blood, injury, angst, romance.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Mello, Near
Choco Choco by Vani Jane reviews
ONESHOT It's Valentines Day and Arthur doesn't have a date. Luckily, Alfred runs into him and they go out for lunch at... a Dunkin Donuts! And Alfred gets strange thoughts seeing Arthur eat. Rated T for Alfred's thoughts.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Twist by Your Silver Lining reviews
When Near and Mello work together for the first time...well, everything goes wrong and right at the same time. Near gets sick, Mello has a fetish for shirts and Matt...well Matt has taken a keen interest in a male reproductive organ. MelloxNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,097 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
Inseparable by Doc Scratch reviews
Sequel to Separation. Good Idea: Taking a break from caring for three astoundingly intelligent and incredibly bothersome boys. Bad Idea: Inflicting them upon an innocent, unprepared summer camp in the process. Mello/Near! On hiatus indefinitely.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,985 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Mello, Near
Midnight by Insanitoon reviews
Set a while after the Victorian era. Near's father has just died and now he must live with Light Yagami, his Uncle. But when Near meets Mello and then a very unsual teacher, he begins to suspect that things are not as they seem. Re-rated M. Mello x Near
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,862 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Haunting You by Kyashu reviews
Mello's not happy in Heaven. So he's given the opportunity to haunt Near on Earth. How could he refuse that?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Mello, Near
Isolated, Not Alone by oddender reviews
When Roger tells Mello that he has to go to an isolation camp to learn "patience and solitude" it's enough to make him want to break everything in sight. When he finds out who he has to go with... Maybe death to all is an understatement.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Near, Mello - Complete
Separation by Doc Scratch reviews
Good Idea: Teaching Mello to control his temper. Bad Idea: Sending him away from Near to do it. MelloxNear! Now has a sequel!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,262 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Mello, Near - Complete
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Naruto Crack Fic reviews
This is what happens when I get really bored. - FOREVER HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Fall of an Angel reviews
The story of nears past.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Near - Complete
Poems reviews
A collection of poems I wrote.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008