Name: Zach Bell-Nance

I am a young adult who lives in Las Vegas. If y'all wnat to know me better, look up Zachary Bell-Nance on facebook and try to message me before you do, I'm slightly paranoid.

Achievements:

D334 Quartermaster: National Scout Jamboree

CCSD Honor Choir-Bass

NMEA Nevada All-State Choir-Bass

Music in the Parks 2nd Place

Story Status: Writing chapter 3 out of 10.

Fav Cartoons, Books, Anime: Code: Lyoko, Digimon (Season 1/2 and 3 mainly.), Harry Potter, Avatar the Last Airbender, My little Pony: Friendship is Magic

News:

NEW STORY! The Farmhoof Chapter 1 is up!

Things that I own in FF

Zachary Flame- character

Pheonix Blaze- Earth Pony- Character

Quotes and other stuff I think is cool.

Description of meme: Hornboner- shows Twilight blushing and her horn glowing.

Wingboner- shows Rainbow blushing with wings extended.

Next slide- shows Applejack with a smile saying "Wouldn't y'all just love to know"

You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Tea, doughnuts.

.2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?

Sea turtle like a boss.

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Ginny Weasley/ my girlfriend

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Pancakes!

5. Last book you read?

A pirate novel.

6. Describe your mood.

Content.

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

When I sprained my ankle during a Choir festival.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

All of them are annoying as fuck. But, as long as he had his phone, Josh aka Cloudchaser.

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock Concert AND Symphony.

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

Brony Creed

11. Favorite Soda?

I don't like soda so Brisk.

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

Black. T.

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

Heli-fucking-copter

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Warm Bodies with my girlfriend that refuses to be considered as such.

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

Don't tell my girlfriend but.. Miley Cyrus. Shh!

16. What’s your favorite kind of cake?

Vanilla

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

I didn't have dinner.

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

My passed out brother.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Ya

20. Favorite toy as a child?

My stuffed dragon. Love that little fucker. Still have it and it's been in my room since my grandmother passed.

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

Hell no! I have my mom for that shit!

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

All the fucking time.

23. When’s the last time you had gummy worms?

A few weeks ago

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Cherry

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

No.

26. Do you like running long distances?

No.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Yes, and IT WAS DELICIOUS!

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Blue

What is your favorite flower?

Tulip

30. Do you do ballet?

No.

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Sometimes.

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

MY LITTLE PONY!

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

No.

.34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Perfect, during dusk or dawn Las Vegas weather is perfect.

35. Do people consider you smart?

No for some odd reason.

36. How many piercings do you have?

None!

37. Are you signed on AIM?

What’s AIM?

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Yep.

39. How do you feel about your family?

No comment.

40. Do you have an iPod?

No, I am too dirt poor.

41. What time do you go to bed?

When I feel like it.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

I don’t have one.

43. What movie do you know every line to?

None.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Blue Cheese

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

An Xbox-360!

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

My family cousins in Guam. North Korea if you attack I'm gonna whip yo ass.

47. Do you like hugs?

…………………….Yes.

48. Last time you almost had a heart attack?

When I saw a foal version of Applejack

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

Nancey for the strangest damned reason.

50. Last person you hugged?

I don’t give hugs. I RECEIVE THEM!

There's only one God and I don't think he dresses like that - Captain America, The Avengers

Spiders, why did it have to be spiders, why couldn't it be follow the butterflies instead - Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Seacrets

Ants are a blemish to our wonderful world. Now give me your gatorade so I can drown that hill over there.- Me

American- the language of America, because we all know that what we speak and what the British speak IS NOT the same.- Me

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
"So," he said pleasently, "what brings you out to the Paige-"
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
A metal filing cabinet
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Teen Titans
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
4:10
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:16 I was close
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My mom watching TV, the fan.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Going inside from my bus stop.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Teen-Lyokofan7777's profile
9. What are you wearing?
I am wearing a black t-shirt with black shorts, two white socks, combat boots, and glasses.
10. Did you dream last night?
No.
11. When did you last laugh?
Last night when i was watching Halo:Reach Fails of the Weak
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Tan paint and pictures
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My friend stuffing five twinkies in his mouth on a dare.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It is interesting...
15. What is the last film you saw?
Avengers
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
My house, a new computer, Oblivion, Civilization V, and whatever my parents need.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I am a Life Scout.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the rich pay their share.

19. Do you like to dance?
I dunno.

20. George Bush:
Patriot, idiot, believes war should be on a credit card.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alex, would have been my name if I was a girl.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Nick, It sounds cool.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Actually yes.
24. If you could be the son/daughter of any Greek mythology gods or goddesses, which would you chose?

Demeter/Ares

Code Lyoko deserves a 5th season. Add your name to the list and post this on your profile if you believe it. Tranquilitygal95, Dartz the Fire Demon, Odd the Shadow Lord, Teen-Lyokofan7777, ZachFlame

The Stereotypes

I'm a BRONY, so I MUST be gay, ugly, and live in a basement.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I don't like My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, so I MUST be an insensitive bastard.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one”. (Wouldn't y'all love to know.)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Ha. NO!)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (What!? I’m not gay!)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (*smiles and laughs evilly)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED UP so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (CHOIR FTW)

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Pheonix and Zach are. JK.)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Haha)

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (Maybe...)

My parents/parent WAS or ARE into drinking and doing drugs, so I MUST DRINK and do DRUGS too.

I'm not a POSER or a GOTH or a SKATER or EMO or a JOCK, so I MUST be a PREP.

My favorite color is PINK so MUST be a prep who worships BARBIE.

I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends

I'm FINNISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk

I wear glasses so I MUST be a NERD

Pssst! Guess what? I'm a BRONY!!!! Applejack, and Twilight are my favorites.

Please Read The Stories In The Favorites Section. And The Farmhoof. Give it a shot.