Betty is sick of being a virgin so she asks Archie to help her out.

So this is smut. Just a sleepless night... And my crazy thoughts. Why not? Come along... Let us see what happens when tensions are high and everyone needs release. READ REVIEW REPEAT

In their sixth year, rivals Rose and Scorpius have a moment of terrifying clarity when they both inhale the sweet smell of Amortentia. One year later, Rose is finally single and Scorpius is determined to snog the crazy out of her.

Follows Rose, Scorpius, James, Lily, Al, Roxy and all the other Weasleys or Potters through a year of Hogwarts which brings them heartache, love, sadness and laughter. Complete; sequel to be posted soon.

Follow the Weasleys and Potters as they grow up... But will they grow apart? Sequel to The Magic Word Is Sorry, Not Please.

"This should be easier than assembling IKEA furniture—just stick tab A into slot B. But no, your freaking guess-ticles keep getting lost on the way in." And the honeymoon's only getting started…

After saving Scorpius Malfoy from the wrath of Professor McGonagall, Rose Weasley's day to day life begins consisting of more Scorpius Malfoy than she can probably handle.

Bella and Edward Cullen have the perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success she turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than what she's bargained for with six surprises. Complete.

When Scorpius received a mysterious little white book, he never expected to learn about Rose Weasley, the girl who disappeared halfway through Seventh Year - or fall in love with her. Read with Scorpius about the seven people who broke her... and if she can still be fixed.

After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen?

If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...

It's the annual Yule Ball at Hogwarts, but misunderstandings have occurred prior to the event, causing friction between Rose and Scorpius. Are they able to sort it out? (Awful at summaries - sorry!)

Rose thinks Scorpius hates clichés. Scorpius thinks Rose is crazy. Another story in which Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy are best friends, and maybe more.

Rose has a sense of smell as keen as she is. Dew, cedar and mint are cropping up everywhere. It may just drive her crazy. Or maybe it'll be Scorpius who goes crazy first.

Rose has been receiving roses anonymously, and she receives one asking her to meet this secret admirer at the top of the Astronomy Tower.

When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.

All Bella Swan wants to do is survive high school, but when you're a klutz extraordinaire, have the hots for the popular guy and there's a cheerleader out to destroy you, surviving high school may be harder than it seems. AH/Teen Fic

Edward and Bella have a little secret...or so they think. A friendship that evolves into a very sweet love story. If only anyone knew about it... AH / Canon pairings.

Kayce Evans finds a steamer trunk in her attic with a set of books inside that don't exist anywhere but in her house. When she reads them, strange and unusual things begin to happen to her & she will eventually come face-to-face with the Cullens.

UNDER CONSTRUCTION! MASS EDITING AHEAD! PROCEED WITH CAUTION! "I, Rose Weasley, am bound by my desire to please everyone. Except myself. And now, what do I have to show for it? An arranged marriage, currently being orchestrated by parents, and the parents of my future husband: Scorpius Malfoy." Please read & review!

Scorpius Malfoy, Senior Writer at the Daily Prophet has written some scandalous things in his latest column about our favorite Rose Weasley. Cue the furious, sarcastic letters! Their friends are inevitably dragged into the conflict and they figure the only way to solve anything is to get drunk. Complete.

Scorpius has trouble telling Rose he loves her, so gives her a single rose. When she rejects him, he vows to discover her favourite flower, in order to win her heart. Multiple chapter composed of drabbles, A-Z.

Rose wakes up in hospital surrounded by 5 men – an older red haired man who's cursing everyone in sight, a terrified young man dressed in odd orange robes, a crazy haired boy whose trying to restrain the red head, a stocky bloke who says he's her boyfriend, and a blonde aristocrat who doesn't appear to be breathing. She just wants to know one thing – which one is her Man-Pillow?

Sequel to Rumor Has It What was he doing here! I was okay. I had a career, i had friends, i had a family. I didn't need anything else. Why did he have to come back! I was so screwed.

Newlywed Bella and Edward are off on their more than untraditional honeymoon, one in which they are going to school. Just what are they hoping to learn during their time at The Intimacy Institute?

We can't help fighting all the time, for we are Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy, a Gryffindor and a Slytherin, two natural enemies. There's no other way for us, for when fire and ice try to embrace, they just end up destroying each other. Don't they?

You know that girl that everybody feels sorry for but still have time to mock? After a humiliating break-up that girl had become me. And the only solution to save me from this is the one person I can't trust...Scorpius Malfoy...Merlin help me...

Scorpius and Rose have always tormented each other, but what happens when Scorpius visits The Mirror of Erised and realizes his true feelings? And why does Rose think she feels the same way? Longer chapters! Rated T for language and snogging. Enjoy!

When Rose loses her memory amnesia due to an accident, her world is turned upside down. When she can't recognize her own cousins and bestfriend, how will she ever recollect her complicated relationship with Scorpius Malfoy!

The Head Boy and Girl are set an ambitious task by their headmistress - organize a holiday event to bring together the seventh year students and promote friendships and solidarity. It might be doable - if Rose can find a way to work with Scorpius.

Scorpius has spent the better part of a decade cultivating his friendship with Rose Weasley. So when he realises it's time to take it to the next level, he's certainly not taking any chances...

Scorpius Malfoy and Rose Weasley have never gotten along. So how do they end up falling in love?

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Especially when the Head Boy is the one person in the entire school whom you unequivocally hate. But that's exactly the position Rose Weasley finds herself in during her seventh year at Hogwarts School of Witchdraft and Wizardry.

Rose figures her last year at Hogwarts will be a piece of cake. She's Head Girl & has virtually no problems, until she runs into Scorpius Malfoy, her best friend whom she has been avoiding all summer. But he is Head Boy so she can't stay away much longer

Eclipse EPOV. Twilight Saga Eclipse from Edward's Point of View. Canon

Thalia Wilcox, Albus Potter, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy have been friends ever since they met on the Hogwarts Express. But in their Sixth Year a problem arises that threatens the Wizarding world. Can the quartet solve it and their many questions?

A Four Founders Tournament is being held at Hogwarts, and Rose must battle her way through four tasks that question her deepest fears and desires, her greatest loyalties and bonds, and her ability to see the truth through all the deception. But to win, she has to win over Scorpius Malfoy by making him fall for her... and try with all her heart not to fall for him in the process.

Bella's feeling self conscious. Edward tries to reassure her. Things get way out of hand. Bella and Edward get to know each other a little better before the wedding, in preparation for the honeymoon.

Rose Weasley has secretly been friends with Scorpius Malfoy for years. When Rose makes it onto the Gryffindor Quidditch team she discovers some things about her friend during a match against Slytherin that will test her ideas of loyalty, lineage, and love.

Scorpius Malfoy loves his father, but he grows tired of living in his shadow, something his best mate Albus can relate too. And then there is the magnetic and irritating Rose Weasley...from Scorpius' POV Missing chapter 7! Don't know how! :

Rose Weasley is 26 and a successful owner of an events management company. But she doesn't do weddings. She hates them. But that's going to change now that Scorpius Malfoy is best man. COMPLETE!

He'd always loved her. Said he'd marry her one day. And then, suddenly, out of the blue, he's there next to her cousin - on a wedding invitation. RW/SM/LP.

Do you have that one guy friend? You know. You turn to him for advice. He turns to you. Best friends. You're like one of the guys, he says. Oh. Did I happen to mention that you're totally in love with him? She smiles sadly as she says, I know. RW/SM