Here's a conversation between Edward and Bella that I like:

Bella: Do I ever cross your mind?

Edward:No

Bella:Do you like me?

Edward:Not really

Bella:Do you want me?

Edward:No

Bella:Would you cry if I left?

Edward:No

Bella:Would you live for me?

Edward:No

Bella:Would you do anything for me?

Edward:No

Bella:Which would you choose, my life or yours?

Edward:My life

Bella runs away in shock and pain. Edward runs after her and says:

The reason why you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind.

The reason I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I choose my life is because you are my life!

How Edward Cullen is different from every normal guy^.^

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

A normal guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

A normal guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack... but I like it.”

If you die, a normal guy would find another.
If you die, Edward Cullen would kill himself because life without you isn’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

As you come back home, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
As you come back home, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

Normal ppl vs TWILIGHT fans:

NORMAL PEOPLE:

rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

TWILIGHT FANS:

would rather rely on Alice for future predictions

NORMAL PEOPLE:

say OMG!

TWILIGHT FANS:�

�say OME! (Oh My Edward!)

NORMAL PEOPLE:

go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

TWILIGHT FANS:

�know that Jasper already can sense their feelings without saying a word

NORMAL PEOPLE:

"say shut up or i'll tell on you!"

TWILIGHT FANS:

�"Say shut up or i'll provoke the Volturi and blame you"

NORMAL PEOPLE:

think that vampires are all like Dracula

TWILIGHT FANS:

�know�A LOT�better and absolutely love the Cullen vampires

NORMAL PEOPLE:

when being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!"

TWILIGHT FANS:

�when being chased yell "EDWARD SAVE ME!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE:

get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

TWILIGHT FANS:

know that the Cullens might be playing baseball somewhere and Emmett was just at bat ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE:

would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

TWILIGHT FANS:

A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your night mares go away

�would go directly to FORKS WASHINGTON :D

100 reasons to love Edward!
1. he will make you dizzy just by looking into his eyes
2. because he drives like a maniac
3. because he's my brand of heroin
4. because he makes contracting the Spanish influenza sound hot.
5. because he'll love you for your smell and not your looks
6. he'll write you your own lullaby
7. Because he's a lion that fell in love with a lamb
8. Because he makes sick masochism sexy
9. Because he's raised the expectations of teenage girls everywhere
10. Because you have to remind yourself to breathe around him
11. Because even after being alive for well over 100 years, he still has a sense of humor
12. because he'll make you go on LJ fan communities instead of revising for exams like you should be
13. because real men sparkle.
14. because sometimes it's nice to know someone who can lift a van off of you.
15. because he makes 108 years look good.
16. because mind reading is sexy.
17. because he keeps the mongrels away- if you want him to.
18. because he protects his virtue.
19. because he likes to cuddle.
20. because there are more reasons than can fit on the back of a t-shirt. Even an Emmett-sized one.
21. Because he dazzles me. Frequently.

22. Because his kisses drive people wild

23. Because he calls you spider monkey.

24. because he dazzles you without knowing
25. because he can cool you down during a heat wave
26. because he sparkles
27. Because he makes other boys' mix CDs look like child's play.
28. Because he's not afraid to get frisky in a secluded meadow.
29. Because he'll jump in front of you to protect you from mind-torture.
30. Because one little kiss from him is hotter than any french kiss, thank you very much.
31. Because he heavily endorses college.

32. Because he'll watch Romeo & Juliet with you. And recite all of Romeo's lines.

33. Because he couldn't care less about Carlisle trying to play matchmaker with him and the incarnation of pure beauty, Rosalie.

34. Because his hair could give McDreamy a run for his money.
35. Because he knows what you want.
36. Because he listens to Debussy. For fun.
37. Because he prefers brunettes :(
38. Because he started the trend of calling our kids Edward.
39. He's the ultimate bad boy without being bad.
40. Because he brought sex-hair back in style. (You know it. RPattz. )
41. Because he loves you. He wants you. Right now.
42. Because he's bringing sexy back.
43. Because he's a 'vegetarian'. (We all know vegetarians are sexy)
44. Because he's rock hard.
45. Because his breath always smells good.
46. Because he'll never criticize your cooking.
47. Because he won't check out other girls.

48. because he will love you forever
49. because he has a crooked smile
50. Because Rob Pattinson makes the best Edward by far...
51. He makes you want to punch a Werewolf in the face
52. because he loves your blood. and your body. it's a tie
53. because he wants marry you!
54. because who WOULDN'T want to snuggle with a marble column?!
55. because his SELF CONTROL will turn you on
56. because he'll make you cold and HOT at the same time
57. Because he'll suck poisoned blood out of your hand if necessary.
58. Because he would dream about you if he could.
59. Because he'll make you faint with his kissing expertise.
60. Because his middle name is sexy
61. Because he'll break jaws for you.
62. because vampires don't need fangs if they're sexy
63. Because he's rich and doesn't give a damn.
64. because Peta agrees he is the sexiest vegetarian around
65. Because he gives you family heirlooms- five carat ones.
66. Because he can behead and dismember a sentient being...but still feel bad that you had to see it.
67. Because his family is the best too.
68. Because he'll serenade you - with something he composed.
69. Because he's your hero and you're his heroin(e).
70. Because he watches over you.
71. Because he'll kill for you.
72. because he's better than your boyfriend

73. Because he simply walks into Mordor

74. Because now every time you see a silver Volvo, you start to hyperventilate/ scream
75. Because he'll stop his car to let the guy behind you ask you to prom... and then completely humiliate him later by taking you there himself.
76. Because he can snap a two-foot-thick branch off a tree like a twig.
77. Because he has excellent fashion sense.
78. Because he'll buy you mushroom ravioli, and ignore the pretty waitress who brings it.
79. Because his smirk isn't snarky
80. Because he growls. In a good way.
81. Because he actually READS good books.
82. Because he'll always put you first.
83. Because he pwnns all other men.
84. Because he'll cut my brakes...because he loves me.
85. Because he bleeds glitter and cries topaz.
86. Because a model would give his soul by his face... literally.
87. because he's your air conditioner.
88. Because instead of being prince and have horse, is vampire and has a Volvo.
89. because his sister can conveniently predict lottery numbers(or stock trends)
90. because he can outrun a cougar ;)

91. you can tell how hungry he is by the color of his eyes
92. Because he is immortal.
93. Because he thinks skipping class is healthy.
94. Because he knows Shakespeare by heart.
95. Because he makes piano playing sexy

96. Because he can stop oncoming cars with his bare hands
97. Because he's an old fashioned gentleman
98. because his lips aren't the only thing that's marble
99. because his fathers a sexy doctor
100. because he's Edward. freaking. Cullen. *Written for the people, by the people*

Hahaha I thought that was funny( even though its true!

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