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Joined 01-27-14, id: 5486301, Profile Updated: 01-31-14

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Gabriel James Micheal Hart

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of your name plus izzle): Gabizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): James Micheal Telegraph

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Hargadas

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Water

7. YOUR ROCKSTAR NAME (fav fruit and something that can go wrong): Apple Life

8. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Arhayth

9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name, dad's middle name (boy: Dad's first, girl: Mom's first): Ronald Elizabeth

10. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Velvet

11. YOUR HIPPIE NAME: (type your name with your elbow): Dggujitergbyweghefdbe

12. YOUR NINJA NAME (A- ka, B- zu, C- mi, D- te, E- ku, F- lu, G- ji, H- ri, I- ki, J-zu, K- me, L- ta, M- rin, N- to, O-mo, P- no, Q- ke, R- shi, S- ari, T-chi, U- do, V- ru, W-mei, X- na, Y- fu, Z- zi): Jikashikikuta Rikashichi

13. What is your Avatar picture of? Death playing a flute

14. Country of birth, Date of Birth? I was born in St. Louis, Missouri on May 21st 1999

15. Favorite types of music? I listen to different types of music


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this


IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.
Opening Credits:

Crank That- Soulja Boy

Waking Up:

Wanted- Hunter Hayes

First Day At School:

Burn it to the Ground- Nickelback

Making Your New Best Friend:

Oath- Cher Lloyd

Falling In Love:

With Ears to see and Eyes to hear- Sleeping with Sirens

Breaking Up:

Do it like a Dude- Jessie J

Prom:

Kiss me thru the Phone- Soulja Boy

Graduation:

My Darkest Hour- Scary Kids, Scaring Kids

Life's Okay:

Shots- LMFAO Ft. Lil' Jon

Death of a Close Friend:

I will not bow- Breaking Benjamin

Mental Breakdown:

Nightmare- Avenged Sevenfold

Flashback:

Please Don't Go- Mike Posner

Getting Back Together:

Teenagers- My Chemical Romance

Birth of Child:

Bad Boy- Cascada

Wedding Scene:

My Nigga- Young Jeezy

Car Accident:

Rack City- Tyga

Final Battle:

Body Language- Jesse McCartney

Death Scene:

Follow Me- Uncle Kracker

Funeral Song:

What about now- Daughtry

End Credits:

Numb- Linkin Park

Deleted Scenes:

Untitled- Simple Plan


ATTACK!!

1. put your ipod on shuffle

2.for each question, press the next button to get your answer

3. put the first song you get down. no matter how silly it sounds

What is your motto?

Why You Asking All Them Questions?- Kosher

what do your friends think of you?

She will be loved- Maroon 5

what do you often think about?

Angel with a shotgun- The Cab

what is 22?

Clouds- Zach Sobiech

what do you think of your best friend?

Blame It- Of Mice & Men (punk goes pop)

what do you think about the person you like?

My understandings- Of Mice & Men

what is your life story?

Rebel Love Song- Black Veil Brides

what do you want to be when you grow up?

Love Like Woe- The Ready Set

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Your Guardian Angel- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

What do your parents think of you?

I never told you- Colbie Caillat

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Down with the Sickness- Disturbed

What will they play at your funeral?

A Trophy Fathers, Trophy Son- Sleeping with Sirens

What is your hobby/interest?

The Beautiful People- Marilyn Manson

What is your biggest secret?

23- Miley Cyrus

What do you think of your friends?

Stero Hearts- Gym Class Heros

what is the worst thing that could happen?

This is Halloween- Panic! at the disco!

How will you die?

No Faith in Brooklyn- Hoodie Allen

What is the one thing you will regret?

Ridin' Solo- Jason Derulo

What makes you laugh?

Yeah- Usher

What makes you cry?

I'm comin' home- P. Diddy

Will you ever get married?

Battle Scars- Guy Sebastian

What scares you the most?

Rolling in the deep- Adele

Does anyone like you?

Young, Wild And Free- Wiz Kalifa

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

Stomach Tied In Knots- Sleeping With Sirens

What hurts right now?

Take My Hand- Simple Plan

What will you post this as?

Attack- 30 seconds to Mars


1. Find a globe. Spin it.What does it say? Europe

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? Best

3. What can you hear right now? My dogs barking

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. My brother just told me to fuck off

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? The Fosters

6. Type your name with your elbow. Gabriel Hawrst

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. What's the first thing you see? Mom cooking

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? WTF is Warriors?

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? I yelled at my cousin

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? ANI'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? The one that goes down my arm. I fell off a four wheeler and into a pile of sticks

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of me and my friends.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I apparently talk in my sleep.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Depends on my mood

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? urm... idk

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? Amber to call me back

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My best friend

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My signed Suicide Silence poster

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? 6'0-6'4

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Kinda

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? No

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? My brother, he kicked me in the nuts

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Someday

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? I don't care about eye color, but brown hair

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Um, i'm a guy O.O

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee I love Starbucks

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Peperonni

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Cotton Candy

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? HELL NO!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? My snakebites

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Amber M. C.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? Yeah xD

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Aeropostdale

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? 2

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? 2 dogs

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? I'm in love with my BFF

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM? Just say it

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: 21

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? My dad

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? People tapping their pencils

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? YES.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? I love hugs, and or kisses. :/

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Austin Carlile, Alan Ashby, and PTV

37. FIRST JOB? Uh, babysitting

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yep

39. DO YOU SWEAR? YES

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Texting my friend AJ

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? On my elbow, my ankle, leg, wrist, and hand...

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My Hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Yes. -.- they suck

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? A paintball gun

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I dunno

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I don't think so...

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Yea

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Axe?

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE MEAT? Pepperoni

52. ANY BAD HABITS? I tend to curse people out

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? None of 'em

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? No i creep myself out sometimes.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? No.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? I punch walls and kick box

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? St. Louis County MO

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? A batman doll

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? No clue

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? HELL TO THE NO!!!

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? NOOOOOOO

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac'n'cheese

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Honesty, and they HAVE to be nice to my friends

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Gabe, and Gaybe

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? HELIO, BVB, AA (Asking Alexandria), BOTDF, BMTH, P!ATD, Breaking Benjamin, SwS, Suicide Silence and any deathmetal band

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOWS? Family Guy

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? My MAP score was Proficient- Reading, Basic- Math.

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Triple Chocolate swirl

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yep

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? 2 days ago

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Yeah there is...

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? 250 mph

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Yes, its kinda fun.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Helio- to write love on her arms

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My sister Jamie

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX? Their smile

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? To write love on her arms- Helio

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? My height

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? October

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Gemini

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR? Black

86. EYE COLOR? Blue with green flakes

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Subway

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? EWW, NO

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Soul Eater

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? PDrums

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? I dunno

95. KISSES OR HUGS? HUGGIES!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Relationships

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Axe Excite

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Mustang convertible, blood red

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Fallen, by Lauren Kate

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: AWESOME.


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be gay too.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I CAN'T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm in a LONG DISTANCE relationship so I must be wanting to get RAPED

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is unjust.

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
(For those few of you who don't seem to understand: the first part of a point is a real excuse people try to use to avoid legalizing gay marriage, the second part is a sarcastic response to express how ridiculous the excuse really is. Please do not take them seriously and send me an angry message! Thank you.)

WHAT AM I?

Prep

You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
You own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 4

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an atheist/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 8

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You don't care what you look like
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 3

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence (LOVE THEM!! BEST BAND EVER!!!)
You cry easily
You like emo music (XD)
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
You think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 8

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 3

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band Panic! at the disco
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance.
Hair has been died more than 1 color.
Total:8


I'll be posting one-shots with-in three or four weeks. :)