Thanks to the miracle of contrived plots, Harry Potter is adopted by Rick Sanchez. Harry and Morty are invited to Hogwarts, etc. Insert obligatory bad summary.

After Jessica's death, Sam returns to the family business, but he left something behind at Stanford, that may or may not be detrimental to his future. This story contains slash.

Sirius is dead, and Harry has reached his breaking point. A chance meeting with a pale girl and her family moves Harry's life in a new direction. Rated M for macabre themes, and later on suggestive adult content.

"I told you to DUCK you bloody idiot, not run into the bloody line of - BOMBARDA!" An explosion shook the abandoned warehouse. "You're a Witch! I ain't gonna trust no f****** Witch!" SLASH, RATED M FOR A REASON

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

Harry ends up back in time! however, it a nightmare...after a while he can safely say he's having the time of his life! slash! will the Mauraders get on with Harry? where will Harry be sorted? where else? SLYTHERIN SS/HP he kills voldie when he gets back!