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M'kay The Akatsuki is awesome! Well I think so...but anyhow Tobi is my favorite from the Akatsuki...and yes, I know who he reeeeaaaallllyyyy is.

Yaoi? Depends.

Mpreg? Also Depends

Tobi? Is adorable and sexy :D

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. LOTS OF PEOPLE

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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