Heyy! I'm Kristin!! I'm 18 and I am a senior. Reading.Writing.Softball.Friends.Family.God.

Sam/Freddie (Seddie) ICarly

Derek/Emily from Criminal Minds

Tris/Tobias from Divergent

Katniss/Peeta from The Hunger Games

Lots of LOVE and HAPPINESS,

Kristin!!

Favorite TV Shows

1. Criminal Minds

2. iCarly

3. Dance Moms

4. Survivor

5. Pretty Little Liars

Favorite Books

1. The Twilight Saga

2. Harry Potter Series

3. The Hunger Games

4. Divergent Trilogy

5. A Walk to Remember

Favorite Movies

1. Perks of Being a Wallflower

2. Harry Potter movies

3. Pitch Perfect

4. Catching Fire

5. The Lion King

I AM A TWERD (Twilight Nerd) so DEAL WIH IT!!!!

I believe Justin Beiber is overrated.

I believe good things come to those who wait.

People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.

I LOOOOVVVVEE purple!! I live in a purple world.

SEDDIE!! Nuff said...

I am a Christian but I do not believe in shoving religion down your throat.

I believe I can accomplish all things.

I not sickly skinny. I am happy with how I am.

Reality is for people who CAN'T handle fantasy!

I can be a total tomboy. But I have my girly side.. I LOVE SHOPPING!!

My love life is messed up because of fictional charcters such as Edward Cullen, Freddie Benson, Tobias Eaton,
Harry Potter, Jasper Hale, Landon Carter, ETC ETC!

I find double jointed people attractive...

I can't be quiet. Or sit still.. ask anyone who knows me.

5'4 and 1/2 is ONLY short in basketball. Otherwise, I am a normal height!

I have a life size cutout of Edward Cullen in my room and I KNOW he protects me.

Tornadoes are my absolute worst fear.

I am afraid of being in a school shooting...

I am NOT normal.

I love ghost movies, but I dont believe in them.

STL CARDINALS!!! Love my midwest baseball boys!

I live life on the edge!

Lady Gaga gives me nightmares.

Pickles= Heaven soaked in garlic.

I am moody, defensive, loud, and occasionally rude, but people still love me.

I try to be normal but it is BORINGG :):):P

I have a crush on the Kool-Aid guy.

Before you get to the light, you must get through the darkness.

"Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

I start conga lines in the school hallways.

Team Edward... Jacob doesnt sparkle.

People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important..

I love Tumblr...

Jennette McCurdy=Perfection

Criminal Minds though...

Perfect.

I Am..

A cool Seddie Shipper

An AWESOME Seddie Shipper

A freaking aswesome Seddie Shipper

A legit Seddie Shipper

A proud Seddie Shipper

A beautiful Seddie Shipper

A solid Seddie Shipper

FOREVER A SEDDIE SHIPPER :):):):)

DON'T ASK WHAT THE MEANING OF LIFE IS... YOU DEFINE IT!!!
I will believe that till the day I die :)

WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Pretend to have amnesia.
3. Say everything backwards.
4. Run into walls.
5. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
6. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
7. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
8. Say all of the words in a film.
9. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!"
10. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!"
11. Talk to a pen.
12. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
13. Try and climb the wall.
14. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
15. Eat your hair.
16. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!"
17. At everything they say yell "LIAR!"
18. Pretend to be a phone.
19. Try to swim in the floor.
20. Tap on their door all night.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity. . . .
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you're woken up, shout, "AMEN! Or PAYING ATTENTION!"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone's gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write, "For marijuana."
7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the prophecy." Or, "in the garden with a meat cleaver."
8. Skip down the hall instead of walking and see how many looks you get.
9. Order diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
10. Specify that your drive-through order is to go.
11. Sing along at the opera.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work are and play tropical sounds all day.
13. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
14. When money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!"
15. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! THEY'RE LOOSE!"
16. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're gonna have to let one of you go."

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Kristin

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Kriizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Cheetah

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Church

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Odokrery

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange Lemonade

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Roceyan

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Lee-Ann

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Puffbutt