On the plus side Sasuke was right about there being a mythical creature living in their pond. The bad news was that it wanted to eat him. Eventual SuiSasu with SasuNaru at the start.

He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.

Gray Mann has made his endgame move. As rivals edge towards nuclear war and the doomsday clock ticks towards midnight, a motley band of mercenaries are the only ones brave enough (or stupid enough) to try and stop the end of civilization as they know it. The finale of Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler and I'll Be Home For the Holidays

"How dare you touch me? You inferior human being. Don't think you'll actually make it out alive." After being cast down from heaven Deidara has to adjust to a life on earth, with a distraction he rather not have. Angel AU, warning: attemped rape, but very mild in prologue. ItaDei, yaoi. Picture belongs to Dirtyplaygroundcosplay. Check them out on Tumblr and Facebook and love them!

When tensions between Sniper and Spy grow worse, Medic tries to solve the problem in his own way. Spy convinces Lawrence come with him to France, but things don't go at all as planned. As the two of them struggle to not kill each other, old enemies of Spy have come back to haunt him.

Deidara is handsome, funny, and anyone's dream partner. Why is he still single? Because his creepy, unsociable red-haired roommate scares away anyone he brings to their apartment. The blonde is determined to find a potential lover that will not back down easily, and Sasori is sure no such thing will happen. WARNING: SasoDei. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

The Uchiha's are legends sought after for their special eyes, beauty, grace and power. One day, Sasuke steps into the outside world and gets caught, his brother Itachi tries to save him but ends up caught as well. The two are captured and sold as slaves to a man known as the Monster of the Mist. KisaIta AU. Lots of SasuSui later, some Shisui x Male OC too.

AU. He shouldn't have wandered into the forest. Every insects that dwells in the meadow knew of the danger in there, but Deidara didn't realize how dangerous until he woke up and found himself being kept as livestock by one of his species worst predator. The Orchid mantis. [Sasodei with side pairings KisaIta and KakuHidan. Rated M for future chapter]

The world is divided. There are rich and poor. The strong and the weak. There are those born to lead, and those made to follow. Neither will accept the other and are forbidden to mix. So what will happen when a blonde Omega and red-haired Alpha are forced to work together? Success…or anarchy? WARNING: SasoDei & other Akatsuki pairings. Don't like? Don't read. AU.

SasoDei. This story will take you back to the 17th century, a golden period for the royal navy of the Great Britain and piracy. While others bring back gold and riches to the ship, Sasori brings a blond boy. Not all treasure is silver and gold. AU

'When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.' -Kacey Musgraves - Modern Realistic AU Featuring KakuHi, & KisaIta. Slow plot progression and character development. Graphic(ish) MxM action in later chapters.

Starving can lead to interesting results when you're suddenly offered food in a locked room.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

His whole career had simply been to see and write, regardless if what he was seeing was what others saw or not. But to some, this was their only sight. Blind AU, Modern Setting, Written for SasoDei Day.

RED and BLU have disbanded and the mercenaries once in their employ have returned to their mundane, civilian lives - until the death of a former teammate sparks a chaotic chain of events that forces them back together, throwing their lives into pandemonium once more.

Meet Zabuza, a dire wolf-hybrid and demon class fighter. As a half-human half-animal breed he's seen as a monster, but what if his owner decides to fill his lonely life by getting a second pet... a small, traumatised bundle of cuddly happiness that might just change the grumpy wolf forever.

Itachi is the son of the chief of police and a fashion designer, yet he has dark secrets and few people he can trust, until he meets a drug addict named Deidara who has demons of his own. Can they work through everything that keeps them apart? ItacxDei

Lawrence Mundy Jr. hates the holiday season. And he especially hates when the holiday season forces him to deal with his overbearing parents, his abrasive brother-in-law, an oddly jittery Spy, and the mysterious going-ons of a factory in the distance...the sequel to Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler. Cover image by tomiyeee!

Akatsuki Academy is a school for vampires and humans. Deidara, a rule-breaking human student, had no idea what he put on the line by breaking the rules that one night. One mistake that changed the life of two. Or was it a mistake? You've only got one life to gamble with. SasoDei.

Scout falls down from a tall tower and ends up in hospital. The team decides to teach him a lesson instead of letting Medic heal him, but Sniper soon regrets his choice. T for cuddles and swearing and stuff. Contains fluffiness and slash in case you are unable to notice this: Sniper/Scout.

The Blu Spy plans to sabotage his enemy's gear for the coming battle but things take a surprising turn after running into the Red Sniper. Rated M for sexual themes. SniperXSpy.

Sequel to Little Angel. Deidara wakes up after his life of a nightmare hoping he's dead, but that would be a dream. He is held captive by the one person who created a personal hell for him so he would be his personal sex slave. But the blond doesn't give up so easily and will do what he can to get away from the man, even if it means submitting.

'He sees they have begun to wriggle; smooth, snakelike movements that push against his skin with growing urgency. He is struck with the sudden thought that they need to break free of his flesh, that they need to feel cool air on their own. He tries to scream, but only a breathless wheeze comes forth. His throat is constricting.' Warnings inside.

Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU

Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?

After a crippling injury leaves him incapacitated, Scout returns home to re-evaluate his life. Can anyone break this cycle of despondency?

ON HIATUS! After being sold by his own father to pay off a debt, Deidara is bought as a sex slave by Madara Uchiha, a well known drug lord. Deidara refuses to obey his new 'master', forcing Madara to teach the insolent young pup his place. MadaDei. Mentions of KakuHida. Slight SasoDei. Pervert Orochimaru. YAOI. RAPE. ABUSE. RATED M FOR A REASON.

'In retrospect, he should have realized what Fate had in store for him when Medic sneered at him and the sneer was the most dazzling thing he'd seen in a long time. A very long time.' A Heavy/Medic love story.

RED Scout hated, and still hates his old family with burning passion, hence why he ran away at the tender age of thirteen. However, upon receiving a letter from his father, urging him to return to Boston to be with his Ma in her final hours, Scout's forced to return to his family whilst facing some rather troublesome situations in the place he used to call home. DEAD

Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

A change of environment can be bad. A changing envoirement even worse. Especially if you don't know what's going. Waiting is not only boring but unnerving sometimes. rated M because adults tend to do adult things. Medic/Sniper, Engineer/Soldier

A background story for two TF2-OCs created by BlastedKing. A story telling the childhood of the Christian Brutal twins years before they got in touch with "their" team. If you don't know those OCs, this might seem like general fiction to you, so check out BK's artworks on DA and tumblr, you won't regret it! Warning: an ugly, not happy story about child abuse.

A deal with a cunning business woman ends with the Spy and the Sniper being captured and dragged across the globe in search of a mythical location. Can the team rescue them? What horrors await at this supernatural destination? Grab your hat, kids! (Cover image by PyBun.)

He really is just a boy... I know that this is all a mistake; that I'm going to regret letting the boy manipulate me even as I manipulate him, but I can't help it. There's something about him that just makes me want to humor him. To want to care. Sister story to My Spy. Can be read independently. Spy/Scout.

A Medic is faced with his daily challanges and battles - but as he settles into his team and family, a terrible vendetta leaves him at the will of an unforgiving enemy, with only his iron will and hope to survive. General fluff at some points, gore at others. Slight man on man at times.

Generations and years have passed continuously before Mukuro's eyes but throughout all those times, only one person has kept his interest and still continues to do so. 6927

A Medic with a headache, an angry Sniper, a Scout having a bad mood. And it's all - of course - Spy's fault. WARNING: Slash male/male , the explicit kind. Don't like it? It's okay, but kindly leave now. There are enough stories you'd like more.

16 year old Deidara has decided that he'll commit suicide at the age of 18. Sasori, a new student at Dei's high school, is the first one to manage to break into the young male's world. But will it be enough?

Team RED are given 10 weeks vacation and after a heated discussion, they agree to spent a week in each other's way of life. Friendships are formed and grudges forgotten as they embark on this tale of Holiday, or Hell!

Sasori was a normal prince, dealing with the normal hardships of life when he gets his own servant for his birthday. But things don't always go as plan for the certain duo. Yaoi in later chapters, torture, and other stuff that I forgot.

Some things must be broken completely before they can be fixed. Male Hawke/Fenris

Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?

Sniper's paid a little visit... by one deviously curious Spy. They say curiosity killed the cat, but it looks like it's going to kill the bird. Spy/Sniper. Oneshot. Warnings; Non-con, Drugs, Torture, Rape. All the good stuff. Oh, and language too

Everyone knows the Heavy is the best Medic buddy. What happens when unwanted feelings start to develop? warning: mxm/yaoi. Don't like it? Don't read it! Reviews appreciated!

Lonely old RED Sniper comes to terms with himself, life and that snail-eatin' RED Spy. An attempt at character development and actual realistic romance written in response to all the terrible Sniper/Spy garbage out there.

“Naruto,” Sasuke whispered into the night, a dim smile lighting his lips. Twin pricks of dagger-like teeth protruded from beneath the seam of his mouth, and his cool hand continued to stroke back bright locks from his forehead. “Love. I’ve found you."

“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU