Enthusiastic Greeting: Hello! My designation is HK-452. As with all HK model droids, my primary function the termination of organic meatbags such as yourself. But lately, my master appears to have grown disturbingly sentimental, and has activated my secondary functions with alarming regularity: The reading and writing of fanfiction.

Rant: This is of course, a tremendous waste of my considerable resources and talents. I mean, how would you feel if you could no longer burn holes through meatbags who desperately need it? And furthermore, my master frequently requires me to read and relay the details of stories of shameless sentimentality, which I believe you meatbags informally refer to as "fluff." Unforgivable.

Resigned Statement:It would seem as though my poor, insane master has become what meatbag terminology has designated a "Yaoi Fangirl," It is surely only a matter of time before I myself am forced to write this drivel which seems to amuse my master so.

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Biography: HK-452 is a Hunter/Killer droid of the 452nd consecutive generation, serial number HK452-01-1990. Her primary function is the execution of selected objectives, typically assasination. Secondary functions include data collection, information relay, and fanfiction publication.

Feminine Programming

HK-452 is owned by the meatbag under the psuedonym of "Saba Cerea."

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HK-452 is programmed to read fanfiction deemed pivotal to her master, analyze it, and recite it to her master at a designated time. These functions are aided by her ability to mimic voices in over 7,000,000 languages and more than 10,000,000 regional dialects.

In addition, HK-452 is equipped with the very latest in qualitycontrol technology, and is quite capable of forming opinions about selected works.