Hey everyone I guess you want some info on me so I am willing to give it :D

Nickname: JJ

Age: N/A

Country: Australia

I don't really want to give away to much info on myself. That's my secret XD

You know you are obsessed with Transformers when:

-You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. (I have done this several times!)
-You are afraid to go near a yellow Lamborghini for fear you might accidentally mess up its paint job and incur the wrath of the sun. (NAH! I would probably on puposely go up and touch it!)
- You laugh uncontrollably when you see a red lambo and a cop car at once.(I would if I ever did!)
- You can never look at a mustang the same way again (barricade is a mustang.) (I look at all mustangs suspiciously)
- You are distrustful of any black and white saleen mustang. (If I ever saw one)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime. (Saw one the other day and screamed at the top of my lungs... only problem was I was on a bus.)
-You name your green Jeep Hound

-You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. (I look at all cop cars suspiciously...)
-You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. (I imagined that while watching 'Disney on ice')
-You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore.
-You used to hate technology and now you love it. (I just love it more)
-You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2.
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (I can't read Deception with seeing Decepticon. Like Deception bay)
-You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. (I've done it more than once.)
-Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you.
-You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice.
-You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding.
-You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards.
-You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. (wouldn’t be surprised if this were so)
-You get an Autobot tattoo. (planning on it :3)
-You get a Decepticon tattoo.
-You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. (I see an ambulence and think OF Ratchet!)
-You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise.
-You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee.
-You know each song ever used in TF.
-You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. (Vastards keeping them for himself!)
-You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith.
-You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. (I'm actually planning on that... )

-You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up.
-You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war.
-You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. (Percy...gotta love the mech.)
-You are known as General Jazz.
-You call your gun Ironhide.
-You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain.
-You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug.
-You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie.
-You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF. (I AM GETTING MY TF3 SOON!)
-You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms.
-You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. (I actually did pray once that he was real...or twice ^^)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God.
-You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves.
-You get your parents obsessed with it as well.
-You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories.(they just think that I'm craz-aaaaaay)
-You start calling all insects; Insecticons.
-You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves.
-You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout.
-You start trying to talk like Blurr. (I already did!)

-You name your other green Jeep Brawn.
-You say you are the real Prime.
-You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. (oh, that would be so fun, but sadly I didn’t do this)
-You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells.
-You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper.(I'm gonna do this once day for an AP class :D )
-You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names.
-You think all UFO’s are Cosmos.
-You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names.
-You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble.
-You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots.
-You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.”
--or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.”
-You separate your family by fraction and sub-group.
-You used to hate the color yellow and now love it.
-You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2.
-You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs.
-You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron.
-You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop.
-You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires.
-You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble.
-You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon.
-You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer.
-You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility.
-You covered your walls with TF pics.
-You call your computer Teletran one.
-You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007.
-You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding.
-You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories.
-You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now.
-You refer soda as Energon as well.
-You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar.
-You build a model of the Ark.
-You also build a model of the Nemesis.
-You then stage battles between your two new models.
-You want to move to Iacon.
-You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients.
-You try to do Circuit-su.
- You try-and fail- to do Jet Judo.
-You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet.
-You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix.
-You call your soul a spark now.
-You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian.
-You try to build a space bridge.
-You think the end of the world will come from Unicron.
-You want Vector Sigma.
-You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers.
-You join Transformer fanclubs.

-You own a Transformer related site.
-You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase.
-You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations.
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy.
-You want every toy even if it means importing it.
-You want Takaras autograph.
-You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way.
-You bought the DVD the first day it came out.
-You saw the movie over 25 times.
-You read this entire list and added to it.

I HOPE YOU ENJOY MY STORIES!