Rocketship Pandashide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Soul Eater, and Beowulf. So. By now it's a bit obvious, but I'm currently on a writing hiatus. The new chapter for my story will go up within the next month, but college completely sapped me of all my inspiration. I had the update written up and ready to post, and... it was awful. I wanted to give you guys an update but I refuse to post crap, no one should have to accept a crappy update. So I have to wait until the holiday spirit gives me my mojo back and I'll rewrite the chapter and have it up as soon as possible. Until then... Writing Hiatus I'm still active on my Tumblr account (lordenglishsfineface.tumblr.com) and will post any updates about my writing there, so feel free to check it out if you want. And thank you everyone for all of the reviews and favorites. I hate it that I haven't been very good with updates as of late, but I appreciate you all so much. -Tweety |
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The Figurehead of Queer Justice by Perdue reviews
A harmless prank becomes the trigger for a domino-effect of important events in John Egbert's life. John/Dave, post-sburb.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,632 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 7/12/2011 - John E., Dave S.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35022 - Favs: 24,896 - Follows: 18,603 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
Nami High by MeLoNnAiSE reviews
Sometimes, love hurts. One-sided love aches. Breaking up is pain. When two people fall completely for the same irreplaceable person, who will be the one to suffer? AU-Highschool. YamaGoku, YamaHiba: AKA 8059, 8018. Also includes Varia, Gokuyo, Millefiore. NOW COMPLETE.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,667 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Dino, H. Gokudera, K. Hibari, T. Yamamoto - Complete
Taming The Wolf by BarettaVendetta reviews
The bonds between Sunagakure and Konoha are strengthened when a top Suna jounin falls in love with a Konoha chuunin. Kankuro x Kiba.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,195 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Kankuro, Kiba I.
Protégé by with teeth reviews
When he goes back, he doesn't expect things to get as sticky as they do. Way to break it, hero. Written for the KMeme.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,833 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Talk Shakespeare to Me, Baby by cynically quixotic reviews
It was rather pathetic, Fuuta lamented, when you couldn't focus on the message because you were too busy focusing on the messenger. Fuuta/Basil. Written for khrfest V/VI/2: Basil/anyone - language; "I can't get enough of that"
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2011 - [Fūta, Basil] - Complete
Beautiful by TheCatchingLightAlchemist reviews
She had never felt more ashamed. More ugly. More despicable.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Misa A., L - Complete
You Can Leave Your Tiara On by cynically quixotic reviews
When Lussuria takes the Varia to a strip club on amateur night, Fran witnesses a side of Belphegor that he's never seen before - Prince the Stripper. And all to the tune of You Can Leave Your Hat On. B26, side XS
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/19/2011 - [Fran, Belphegor] - Complete
The Irony of Bubblemates by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
Doomed Dave is stuck in his bubble with the saddest excuse for a dead troll. But what he finds is that Tavros is ironically enjoyable company and perhaps the best bubblemate a human could ask for. Eventual Dave/Tavros, but not for a while yet.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,973 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011
Trial and Error by cynically quixotic reviews
'"The people you love will always come back to you," she whispers, and he pretends they aren't waiting for someone who might never return.' Tsuna and his friends are gone for longer than they realise, and everyone around them begins to remember the future. Angst/fluff/crack alternation, no pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Bianchi, Fūta - Complete
A Sexy Story of Sexy Sex by cynically quixotic reviews
Or, how to write a lemon in less than ten words. Starring the boss tuna and the Angry Bird.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.] - Complete
Domesticity by Zilchtastic reviews
2D is hungry. No one wants to do the washing up. Basically what it says on the tin. A Demon Days-era bit of silliness, dear readers, offered to you as my toe-dip into this fandom. WILL 2D find anything to eat in Kong Studios' fridge? Find out here!
Gorillaz - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/4/2011 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
On Even Ground by YamiTami reviews
The only way for Tavros to avoid being culled is for a highblood to claim him as their slave. His matesprit is the obvious choice, and Gamzee is deeply disturbed by the power imbalance. / Dark Season AU, Gamzee/Tavros, swearing, smut, angst
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,857 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
The Tale of the Samba Pineapple by cynically quixotic reviews
In which Google Chrome hates her name, Hibird is Kyoya's nephew and Mukuro just wants to know why the hell his name is Japanese when he's supposedly Italian. 6996/B26 if you squint. Written for April Fools' Day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Mukuro R., 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade - Complete
laring gytus by bobtheacorn reviews
Because the worst thing about the weather is the cold. / preseries. prompt: WINTER
Lackadaisy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Freckle M., Rocky R. - Complete
Digging My Potato by DigiFruit reviews
On the first day of the term, someone pranks the school by locking all of the classroom doors shut for the day, thus cancelling all lessons. Hermione Granger is not amused
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
First by J-Pop Princess reviews
A drabble in which Sakura experiences sex for the first time. Unfortunately, it is nothing like what she expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
His Royal Highness Owns a Frog by MeLoNnAiSE reviews
The story of Bel and Fran's twisted relationship from the first day Fran came to Varia. LONG chapters. Includes most of the other main KHR characters as well. Rated M for sexual content, blood, smut, suicide attempts, etc. BF, XS, 69F, 8059, 8018, etc.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 178,019 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 10/16/2009 - [Belphegor, Fran] - Complete
A Necessary Reprieve by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Squalo, it is unanimously decided, really needs a vacation. Unfortunately, the rest of the Varia are apparently incompetent.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Squalo S. - Complete
Devil's Trill by Le KING reviews
L was a genius murderer, and Light really wasn’t supposed to live past their first encounter. Unfortunately, L fell in love, and L's love hurt. LxLight AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 177,254 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Light Y., L
Den den mushi sex by tant-gredelin reviews
It's not easy being apart when you're lovers. Thank the gods there are snail phones!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Theory of Stupid by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Yamamoto wants to know who Gokudera's in love with, a fact which in itself proves that it really is possible for someone to be just that dumb. NOT 8059!
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
A Missed Adventure by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Perennial by xcgirl08 reviews
She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.
Lackadaisy - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,700 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Ivy P., Viktor V. - Complete
I've Never by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Squalo S., Lussuria - Complete
Sinners by SunnyLikesTea reviews
We're going to Hell anyway, so let's hide in sin together, if only once more." Rasiel/Belphegor. Twincest, yaoi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Belphegor, Rasiel - Complete
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Who He Isn't by FroggyFran reviews
He knows he's a replacement, but he still tries. Bel x Fran Yaoi violence lemon oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
The Vongola Family Dinner by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
The next morning, Hibari didn't care who shot who or how the hors d'ouerve table got set on fire. All he wanted to know was how he ended up naked.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/21/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Rokudo Prophecies by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
In which Mukuro takes up prophesising, and we all learn not to touch the tonfas. Sort of 6918 and a little 5927, 8096 and RH. CRACK
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Mukuro R., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 3,721 - Follows: 818 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Truth by Mikanis reviews
As a fanfiction author, your only virtue is to make the characters seem more human. You are borrowing someone else's imagination, if only to make them more dear to your own. Do them justice. Make them Real...Make them Human. If not that, why bother?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
Icha Icha Kakashi by Ninja Shen reviews
fic trade, one shot. Limey undertones. Kakashi doesn't spy on girls. At least, not with his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Black Truth by InferiorBeing reviews
And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 104,304 - Reviews: 5062 - Favs: 9,690 - Follows: 2,402 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Mokuba Gets Kidnapped by Nimrochan reviews
(OLD WRITING PIECE) Um...Mokuba gets kidnapped.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/2/2004
Yugi States the Obvious by Nimrochan reviews
(OLD WRITING PIECE) Dragon Ball Z & Yu-Gi-Oh. Short, stupid fic making fun of Yugi's annoying habit. Enjoy!
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Complete
Falling Is Like This by Kouri Arashi reviews
Sequel to Live Through and Somewhere. Uhm... Hisoka is mysteriously losing his powers. I know it sounds cheesy, but it isn't, really.
Yami no Matsuei - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,532 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/14/2002 - Published: 7/29/2002
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Heorot High reviews
Crackfic. Written a year ago for an English assignment. The assignment was to re-write Beowulf in a modern setting... I decided to go the extra mile and butcher it completely.
Beowulf - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Beowulf, Grendel - Complete
Love, War, and Other Extracurricular Activities reviews
In which Soul Evans learns that the only thing that sucks more than being in love is being in love with two different people. SoulxMaka, Soulxmale!Crona, among others.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Soul Eater, Crona