The captains are on a 14-day vacation to the living world and Mayuri Kurotsuchi's having the worst time of his life. Forced into the unfortunate opportunity to get to know his colleagues better, will he come out a stronger man or a broken husk of his former self? Or maybe as something else entirely? Canon-divergent. Rating may go up.

Mayuri and Akon's relationship in 50 themed sentences. (Table epsilon for themes on LJ)

Akon snuck into Mayuri's office and reprogrammed Mayuri's emergency cell phone to disguise his voice. As a practical joke, he gets Rin to write the number on the wall of an izakaya's restroom. After a series of events, Urahara gets his hands on the number rumored to be for a woman with an irresistibly beautiful voice.

Separate and join together...behold a true meeting of minds! This is an Urahara/Mayuri Fanfic 100 challenge. All stories will be one-shots. Ratings are subject to change with each story. Details within.

A three-shot piece detailing the evolution of Akon's relationships with Mayuri. See more detailed synopsis inside. Ratings will change as the story progresses.

He hid his secret well. He went to the Maggot's Nest for it; he's hated for what he became to protect it. But now his secret's threatened. Topping it off, the Kenpachi's sucked right into the thick of it. Together, the most opposite captains of the Gotei 13 must cooperate, and Kenpachi is forced to notice and acknowledge Kurotsuchi in ways that'll change their relationship forever.

The Frankenstein Monster never got a name, never had a family, never learned to love. Repelled by his maker, he wandered the earth looking for an identity, searching for his humanity. But is it really worth it when the price to pay is pain and death? Looking for fame and money, Kisuke creates his very own Monster, only to find himself way above his head. Slash. Smut. Angst